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You only finished one order of ribs. What's going on with you, anyway?
I'm not a hero, I'm a plumber.
Let the other goalie... That net was wide open!
A scotch soda!
- You are sick. - I know I'm sick.
See you ladies at the game. Pray I win, otherwise you're going to jail.
What's happening, gentlemen? Good to see you again.
now when it comes to proposals... if you see a problem, solve the problem. choose your mindset.
No, we're not going to jail. I'm going to jail, alone.
You don't even have to stand in line. Hey!
- What did you do to your foot? - I screwed up.
Yeah. We Got No Choice. Let’s Go Browns!
- What? - Are you all right, Mr O'Hara?
I am not a hero. It's my house.
You did it! You did it!
I haven't seen Carol that mad since '8 7, when I drop-kicked her Chia pet.
- Why don't you shut up! - Why don't you learn to coach!
now when it comes to proposals... if you see a problem, solve the problem. you gotta choose your mindset.
Jazz music sucks!
Will I only see him Sundays like my other divorced friends?
Lurch. You're going in.
I don't need your love. I don't want to talk about this any more.
You better hope and pray the Celtics win, or you're writing a big cheque.
I didn't mean Jill, I meant Donna.
- What do I have to give up? - Yeah.
Celtics are playing a physical brand of ball. They're beating up the Jazz.
our lives will go down in flames, but we'll have contributed to the victory!
(I spoke with my therapist about this…obsession)
- Manute Bol! Your mom! - Oh, that's witty, whitey.
- He's whipping up a bundt cake. - Good one, Dad. Bundt cake.
Pull over.
I'm soaking wet, and the van smells like gasoline! Give me a light.
- How are you doing? - Spent the whole morning on the bowl.
You're just a selfish ball hog, and...
Bring it down! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Shut up!
But I got to beat these sons of bitches.
Last time you broke up, the Celtics won the championship.
- ..still got my thumbs. - ..This awful rash...
You autograph hounds are out of control.
- Er... - No...
- Our ball. - The ball, please.
I am sick and tired of you and your therapist
- This is an even game, isn't it? - It's an even game! God!
Obsessed with sports.You are right!
Come on!
Lewis Scott!
Doesn't feel good, does it, Lewis? A little payback for you!
Your whole team hates you, and so do I.
There's 7.5 seconds left. Utah's got the ball.
- I'm trying to spread the gospel. - Spread this:
All right, give me the key. The keys!
Bye, Dad.
All right. We've got 7.5 seconds. That's a lot of time.
- Where are our drinks? - Right away.
All right, gentlemen, this is it.
Could we make some money?
and everyone else out there having fun.
- Pick on someone with your own IQ. - How about someone like you?
Somebody's got to spot you when you're lifting weights in the yard.
You think I'll spend the rest of my life with Jimmy?
- Since we were nine. - It all comes down to this!
You don't think I've got the talent?
Utah sucks, Utah sucks, Utah sucks, Utah sucks!