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♪ more familiar than Russia or Chile... ♪
Oh, I'm kind of engaged.
Hey.
She's expecting me tonight, pal.
Because you shouldn't have done it.
Uh, okay.
Oh my God. Sorry. Sorry I'm late.
She got me in the knee that time.
- Hey hey, man. - Thanks.
I've had such a tough couple of months
Great. And is it for a special occasion?
Aw, damn it.
Yes.
Ray, women like to be fought over.
Hysterical?
and some little punk came along and stole her?
I'm just waiting for them to call me back.
Where's the guy?
Now I'm Tanya and I know I didn't send you, so...
Oh!
A bigger cake.
- Ray! Oh my God. - Hey!
or miss it's-always- my-birthday told you,
I will call Christina into my office and I will find out.
It went in the wrong hatch.
And birthday girl wants to book you again too.
We are so fucking good!
Come here.
- Oh my God. - Hi, Miss Skagle.
- Ray is the cake. - What?
Vaginal.
And last I checked, you were the one getting jerked off
a calculated business decision for the two of us.
I don't think so.
Look, Tanya. I need bail.
Oh my God. All right.
♪ who's gonna show ♪
Does that name mean anything to you?
But I'm not your backup.
♪ Of the human race, fish and chips, crumpets ♪
Since when?