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FURRY ALIEN: Oh, my God.
♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
I just knew I'd know what it was when I found it.
(keypad beeping)
but it's not my fault more current people
until we find that something.
It was so horrible.
but the opposite.
It's the old hit it and quit it, bro.
It's the alien!
What are you doing down there?
I mean, if the CIA had any intel
(shrieking)
This isn’t how I imagined middle age.
ROGER: An alien ship!
What are you doing down there?
I mean, as a couple.
(sniffing) This way.
but this trip was a mistake.
If you want to leave the house, you have to wear a disguise.
What is it, Charles?
(song fades out)
Okay, before this concrete hardens...
(tires screeching)
(laughs): Oh, Roger,
It's an alien.
Great! Let's play that game where we see what stores
I got 280 pounds of proof right here.
four hours a night?
No, Stan! What are you doing?!
picking colors, textures,
Like looking at the ass of God.
It's time we go our separate ways.
and then a horn honked, distracting me.
so, how about...
She crashed near here a few days back
and to say how happy he was
(crying): Unbelievable.
Yeah.
Ow! Watch it! Roger!
well, Wyatt Borden called.