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Thanks for checking in on Mom. That was sweet of you.
We just want you to have a good time, feel some hope.
Get it, get it, hey!
So this is your plan to get me to accept the offer?
I'll try. I've got a busy workday and lunch with my mom.
I took a summer off to backpack through Europe,
Yeah, of course.
They're small.
He's gone. Let him go.
-Sure. -Thanks.
I'm so sorry you're hurting, Michael.
Good thing. They're not exactly lining up for a divorced mother of a certain age.
could turn that frown upside down?
No, no, Luis and I have been together for years.
Your boy was a little dull.
Point being, when I let myself imagine a fun life without him,
which was the sound of your whiny-ass voice
Are you? Because with Colin and me, you were way off.
It was. But we don't wanna talk about that right now, do we?
Either she really can't stand me, or she's poopin'.
"Chill pill?" Mom, don't say chill pill. That's not okay.
Oh, that's great. I'm not worried. You're the best.
Whew! That salad was overrated, right?
What--
I'm sorry, Stanley. You're not the guy I'm mad at.
and you're not.
PS, if I ever start taking myself out to hot new restaurants on Friday nights
-The hospital just sent her home? -Yeah. She's banged up, but she's okay.
But I'm very disappointed in you!
Oh, they were fine.
She's back early.