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- Nothing. It wasn't the alarm. - Then who called the police?
Yeah.
(BARBELL CLANKS)
Shoot.
(STAN SNORES)
- You are just in time, Mr. Pruitt. - Wait, wait.
(GRUNTS)
Hello.
Unger. What's your position?
(YELLS)
(TO Y MONKEY SQUEAKS)
Burton Jernigan...
I'll wait.
PARROT: Run, shorty, run!
There is a price to be paid for being a good citizen.
(CURTAIN ROD CLINKS)
That's Mary Lou. She has no life.
(FARTING)
(SCREAMS)
Do not leave your bags unattended.
- Get them out of here! - Yes, sir. Let's go, popsicle.
Hi
How I handle her arguments
Take it.
What?
This won't make a very tasty sandwich, will it?
Welcome.
(METAL DETECTOR GOES OFF)
(SCREAMS)
Whoa!
Yes.
She's leaving.
(SCREAMS)
Your brother's bug!
How embarrassing.
Excuse me, I saw a man in Karen Stephans' bedroom.
Hi
Burglar at the Stephans'! I saw him with my telescope!
XBOX Chat or nothing
(WAILS)
The toy car. It's videotaping me.
(SQUEAKS IN FEAR)
Heading down Washington Street.
I just have to go in...
- That doesn't belong to you either. - What?
by criminals working for a North Korean terrorist organization.
(GROAN)
PARROT: If those are real, I'm an eagle.
Go, Doris, go!
Excuse me for being a good citizen.
Let's go.
ALICE: Mr. Unger, go ahead.
I warned you about that telescope.
She asked you a question, sir.
- How long's he in town? - He's leaving Friday.
was the only one on the block not shoveled.
(GASPS)
Ladies and gentlemen...
- Your word is worthless. - Sorry. That'll be no charge.
Books. Plural.
If you leave your parrot:
(SHOWER RUNNING)
(YELP AND SHIVER)
They'll understand when I'm done, and know I was telling the truth.
Hey. Go home. Go home.
AGENT: It's a cozy little place.
First, we free the hostages.
but you have to look under a magnifying glass to see.
Yeah, Wednesday. We'll talk about it then. Face to face.
I'm not gonna feel sad or scared.