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She can't be gone more than a few minutes.
(GRUNTS)
- I'll be home soon. - But, Mom!
I'm in the shower. Can I call you back?
Alice
You should have taken driver's ed.
I have it.
and to an evil octogenarian to repair their doors.
That's not your gun.
Make no assumptions.
(DIALING)
Boo!
AGENT: Here we are. ALICE: I wish my husband could be here.
What do you mean, it wasn't her?
Bars, restaurants, club lounge, clean.
Why are you closing the door?
Could you pass me the false alarms?
Scaring him a little, just before I grab him.
Mom took some documents to the bank.
Loser.
Alex, can you get the door?
What's that funky smell?
What about dragons, giant spiders, mummies, the living dead...
(HIGH PITCH SCREAM)
Mr. Unger, what are you doing?
I hate dogs.
and Alice Rivens.
(SCREAMS)
(GRUNTS)
(BARKS)
Kid's got the place booby-trapped.
(GASPS)
(PARROT SNORES)
P is for Parrot
You caused a lot of trouble today.
Nobody's home during the day.
We'll slip it right past airport security.
This is the second time in two days that you've called the police.
Hm?
We're watching a major storm bearing down on Chicago.
It's the suburbs, Mr. Unger.
Dad, cab's here.
I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you.
Next, please.
what is it?
I'm not at liberty to discuss it.
My beeper's on speed dial.
PARROT: Green-eyed lady, ocean lady
AVM of the small bowel: "The capsule! It's videotaping me!"
I forgot about the stairs.
(GASPS)
Can I give you the chip number to give to the right guys?
No answer.
(GROANS)
You can run but you can't hide, junior.
- It's just the three. - Where's your boss?
Is this him?
(INHALES)
Thank you.
Everybody's in a hurry.
(BARKS)
Let the party begin.
Mrs. Hess!
You be careful.
This is great. If he scratches his spots, we can call him scar-butt.
Yes, they will.
Moving every breaking wave that comes
(SCREECHES)
Not real crimes, but for leaving the toilet seat up and snoring and...
I'll call you back.
AGENT: And it's available immediately.
We wouldn't want to discourage him from calling us...