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John Chimpo.
we're goin' over the border to Canada.
- How fast you were goin'? - Uh, 65?
sincerely director fuckhead
Well, you heard him. Let's go, Mr...
SIXTY-THREE.
HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN',
All right, we got a chance here.
When you work for CNN and get asked how you knew to be at Roger Stone’s house at 5am to watch the raid
When Riley starts recording, Riley put her phone looking her asshole for 10 and 1/2 minutes. And then she gets her phone out from her asshole. And stopped recording. She's a slut girl. When her dad checked her YouTube video of her asshole inside. That goddamn girl. He reported her YouTube account. Riley got terminated for sexual and harassment.
See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name.
I'm already following i cant follow any farther!
You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.
HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'.
Okay. Okay, I did! I did, I did.
Hope I don't get brain freeze.
Glamour pet
It's what I gotta do!
- That look like spit to you? - Yeah.
- You're goddamn right I am! - You ratted us out!
Oh, my God!
Excuse me one second. No.
- Hello. - You boys like Mexico?
Want me to "punchisize" your face for free?
Hell, I can say "meow." I can say "moo."
You're a sick motherfucker Mac.
Strike three! You're out of there!
Move it, Ramashit!
I can’t breathe man
Farmers open their milk check like: Our balls are this close to the bandsaw.
.
Due to our COVID situation, we regret to inform you we are still going to have to close your business. Good luck w/ unemployment MI. And give your family my best. Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead
- is this your usual meeting spot? - No.
I am drunk.
SINCERELY, GOVERNOR FUCKHEAD
Get some rubber gloves. From now on, you're my cleaning lady.
Aw, Mac, you fucker!
Viva Mexico!!!
All right, Thorny. Why'd you call me up here?
and he never told a lie.
'Cause here comes the fun part: Spurbury Police!
(Runt's Inside Riley's Ass) (Riley Sniffs Runt's Ass)
- Thought you said Bowl-a-rama. - Yeah, I tried to call you, but, um-
Maybe not to the untrained eye.
Oh Motts coming? Things are getting kinky now jaa?
Don't forget to cup the balls.
Jesus!
THAT'S NOT OURS.
TACOS?
Do better I can’t do any better!
Ugly sick son of a bitch I farted in class today
UH-HUH
who's filling in for katy kynaston? denise derridge.
Nope.
Ursula what the fuck!?
10 Minutes Later... Okay, baby! You ready to be born?
- No way she'll shut you down. - That reefer's locked in the Winnebago...
- How about if I just help you get in? - You would do that for me?
YEAH
I am all that is ACES!
Oh bikers.. i’m an idiot
Swoogin!!
Thanks, Chief.
And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya?
UH-HUH...
Backwoods, huh? Almost made it.
Ok no beam
ALMOST MADE IT
Grow a goddamn mustache, why don't ya?
Now you've got your god damned unions.You know I'm not a
We can't make any more corrections
- Say "Car Ramrod." - Vermont plates-Hold on.
I swear to God, I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says “diversity loss”.
Now things are getting kinky
I already got a Yubikey. He's already requsted a yubikey, he can't, request anymore!
Ricola
that's why I helped you guys steal the Winnebago...
Well, I'll be damaged if Mr. Rich didn't pull out his cigarette lighter...
You wanna go punch for punch?
The offense is already open They can't open it any more
I don't suppose you got a pair of fresh underwear I could borrow?
AND...
HA-HA!
- I get it. It's Rabbit's. - Oh, look, a bar of soap.
middle age? You made it!
Okay.
It’s my birthday you chicken-fucker! Braawk!
LITTERING AND, UH
I'm all Rebels Legion
I can't calm down! You calm down! Oh, my God!
Give me a, uh, double bacon cheeseburger.
.
But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun
Yeah
- Because you crapped on my heart! - I what on your heart?
- damn it. Every time.
You just can't keep them under control.
YEAH
- Please, Thorn, not now. No. - He can join too, if you like?
maybe you could stick around here?
- See you later, sucker! - Fuck!
You want to tell me what bug crawled up your big ass, Grady?
I'll take a chinchilla
It's not so funny meow, is it?
Bitch girl!!! He knocks on the door. June, I know you created another account, and I saw you get hooked from The Loud House! Boy what the hell bo-- He kicked the door! He said. Gimme that goddamn phone. Let me check your history. He surprised! Is that... PornHub? Bye-bye phone!
"and your men for your brave, impressive...
SORRY, BOYS...
LITTERING AND-
"Here's to the death of fun"
Not that drunk huh? Almost made it.
Uh, 'cause you were doing 90 in a 65.
HEY SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE BUDDY
She had them Apple Bottom Jeans, boots with a fur. Got the whole club looking at her, she hit the-- Riley! Did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?
WELL, I SAID, "YEAH, SURE."
or I'm gonna embarrass you personally.
URSULA! IM NEKKID!
I've got it! I've got it! Oh, shit, shit, shit!!!! (Riley Broke Mom's Vase)
In New York City, a guy could pay ten bucks to watch two cops have sex in a cage.
And Grady's walking' around like he's hot soup.
"in thwarting the drug-smuggling ring...
DO IT!
I'm fleeking out man
- We're all in the same boat. - But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
THREE.
CANADA, HUH?
- I don't think so. - Come on, mix it up a bit.
I know! CAN YOU JUST HURRY, THE, FUCK, UP?!?! THE BABY'S COMING!!!!!!!!!! Okay, the ambulance is on their way!!! Jeez!!!
Now I’m gonna pay you, but I shouldn’t Because you tried to drop Si Woo Kim
You can slug me back if you want to.
they think I'm vegan
That'll happen
Gimme a, uh, liter of cola.
YEAH,
Look who’s talking Denim Dan You look like the president and CEO of Levi Strauss
Alright, Riley. Open up your present. One present, dad?
Like Cagney and Lacey.
- All right meow, where were we? - Are you saying "meow"?
6969969996969996 huh? almost made it.
- I love your- - I'm on the radio. Come in, Farva.
Foster? Wait. I don't know if this is gonna work.
YOU GUYS ARE TOO SLOW.
Holy shit. What's Grady doin' up there?
So I’m gunna need that $275 whenever you get a chance
To the driver.
None taken, Ramathorn. None taken.
Want me to punctuate your face, for free?
has made yet another astonishing breakthrough...
to myself.
We got it. All right, that's like twenty calls.
Who wants a mustache ride!? I want one. I want one! I do! I do! I do!
Hilary WTF?! There's no t.p. in the bathroom
ONE,
We got a 1092
Too much on that phone, Shaner. Eeeee!!!
Yeah, if they can figure which hole to stick it in.
PD GETS HIS FIRST WIN
Elephant poop? I wanna this last year! Riley, that's not elephant poop, that's coal. And you got coal, cause you're a bad girl!
and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there.
- Whoo! - What the fuck!
Yeah. That's a good one.
Ten deep breaths. I got it, Cap.
See! Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school? I
What? Wh-Why?
Also heard something funny about how you got suspended.
YEAH.
I DON'T WANT A LARGE FARVA CANCEL MY FUCKING CARD
Holy shit! What did you do! Ummm--
I can't escalate any further man
Nobody? Ok no cord
Vee vere driving vay too fast
If you were my son I would have smothered you by now
- Where you boys headed? - Canada.
Mac, I'm serious. Be careful, Mac. He's angry.
That’s too much!
Desperation is a stinky cologne Don
- Give me a liter of cola! - Uh, sorry, Officer Farva, I can't-
.
Is that why you choose to treat us with such disrespect?
You got it, boss.
What'd you do? Brew it yourself?
- Come in, Radio. - Don't call me Radio, Unit 91.
Serena shotgun Chevys tablet
- Hit! - Yea!
yes kelly klonk? what do you want? i want to do some decurisdeegooing in duncraig.
Forest service says they are gonna pay you more... ...makes RX mandatory.
Never shit a shitter. Lady in blue, comin' through.
I'LL BELIEVE THAT WHEN MY SHIT TURNS PURPLE AND TASTES LIKE RAINBOW SHERBERT
I'm SizzleLean!
Nobody owns the water. God owns-It's God's water.
Sir, no.
Buh-Bye
In the middle of the night
- No. And if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two.
He can’t delete the file any farther
Ursula! Oh, I'm sorry.
- You smell something', Rabbit? - Fear.
Get ready Megan It's coming
He's Okie Dokie
- Wow! - Replaced by John Fuckin' Denver.
- Bunty Soap? - Fake soap company.
Officer..
Awesome prank conti
- Nice and easy. - I like it.
Fuck, you are ugly!!
and extreme police corruption."
NEW BILLBOARD.
Hey look out for these guys!
HOLY SHIT!
You're wishin' you weren't here
I thought you said be on at ten?
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next person that says
Fed Announcement Today on Rates
Is there maybe something I can do for you?…
Oh that little guy I wouldn't worry about that little guy
- Yeah! Yeah! - What does that look like to you?
Eh? That will happen That will happen...
ROGER, CHECKING...
Hello guy- You boys like dragon city!!?!?