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It is? Oh my god!
BYE-BYE.
Tag ‘Em & Bag ‘Em!
I'll believe that when me shit turns purple...
Where’d the sound equipment go?
What? I don't know. Two minutes?
- He certainly is, ma'am. - Oh, I think he's going to the window again.
We've already shorted 1000% We can't short it any farther
- Uh, sixty-five? - Sixty-three.
63.
The clip for this URL is not available, folks????!!!! NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
TAG 'EM, AND BAG 'EM!
SO, YOU ARE OKAY THEN?
I Got You Good, You Fu##er!
U
Google maps are confusing She can't pull over any further!!
YES, SIR?
Outta the car! Goddamn it!
- Sorry. - Tilt it.
"So Much Of My Authority Is Derived From The Power
Well, I don't want to mince words, John, but it doesn't look too good.
I KNOW WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER I LIKE YOU
LITTERING AND, UH-
You there, bear fucker! Do you need assistance?
So I’m gonna- I’m gonna need 175 bucks. You know…whenever you get a chance.
Your bust. You know there's a dead chick in there?
YOU GOTTA OPEN YOUR THROAT..
STINKS LIKE SHILLS IN HERE
- Hey, what the fuck? - Oh-oh!
Ping! Ping!
Amanda's Bachelorette Party 2017
Whoo-hoo! That's one stinky pyramid.
What kind of animal is Chester the Cheetos mascot?
We weren't talkin' about you, you big idiot.
- That's a lot of pot. - Thinkin' back to your tour days with the Dead, Rabbit?
Jordan! Put Your Game Face On!
There something' funny here, boy?
I don’t know what that is….
Hey, Bearfucker!
OFFICER, THAT...
- Sixty-three. - Officer, isn't-isn't the speed limit 65?
AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN
We have to inventory our equipment.
Serena shotgun Chevys tablet Chevy, it's tablet check time! Give it to me!
Ah, bilker! I'm an idiot.
YOU CATCH ANY SPEEDERS TODAY?
Uncle Fred? Who's Uncle Fred?
- Bye-bye. - Later, dude.
Hey, stop jumping on the bed.
100 huh?
I invented this gag, Rabbit.
Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really.
Yeah, Farva, I got a Porsche, brown, Washington plates-
WHAT'S UP, BONE DIDDLIES? DID I MISS THE SONG?
Who wants a Mustache ride
Yeah, that's true.
Snow in the Springs eh? Almost made it
Co-op buy one get one dude!
RB1 huh? Almost made it.
- I'm tryin' to apologize here. - Sir, this is not a civilian channel.
ah biker, i'm an idiot
Oh, did you see that? He kissed that guy!
I got my own car, now. I get to bust criminals!
A couple of hyenas.
- What do you got? - No guns. They got flares.
All right, Thorny. Pop it over to Channel Five.
Smothered me in gravy, you big, dirty man.
I swear to god I'll pistol-whip the next guy who says algorithm
Well, around my house, my wife knows to refill the T.P.
TAG 'EM
Give me six schlitzes
000000000000000! LILY LOUD!!! HOW DARE YOU PUT YOUTUBE VIDEOS! THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED FOREVER!!! AND I'M DELETING YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS! NOW GO TO BED! Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!!!
based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom.
He's already up early He can't get up an earlier!
Officer, this is a major problem...
123
- Look, fellas... - Bite it, Rook. Make him look like a dick.
LOOK WHAT I FOUND! A TWO BY FOUR!
Gimmie 6 Schlitzes Fuck it. Whatevers free
Grady? Bruce?
Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance?
Nobody? Okay, No Russ.
Where’d you learn that one, Cheech? Pork school!?
Mac-Attack! Wanna go punch for punch?
hey man look at the pig fugue you jinxed it
- Uh, well, you know those really cheap Japanese cartoons?
You're not Mexican?
Oh look, a bar of soap
- And, no, we're not doin' it. - Ah, hell.
'Sup Bone Diddleys?
MOTHER OF GOD
Don’t forget to cup the balls
You’re talking about Fellatio right?
- Oh. - I was trying to stop it without getting brought down.
4
So, what we have to do is distract whoever they leave there.
We're gonna let Check know how this community feels about its law enforcement
I feel like I just gotta get into that Winnebago.
Call 911
- and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms, man. - Who's the man?
I can't pull over-Sir, I'm already pulled over!
- This is no problem? - Put your hands on the car and spread 'em.
Assholes!
Hey, stop jumping on the bed. Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker
Look what I found! A two-by-four!
You guys drive a hard bargain, but-
I'll do you one better, Captain.
Do we look like the two dumbest PAs in the world to you?
We were driving way too fast
Officer,
. .
"Good luck in Sherburne, John.
Hey, Charlie's Angel.
I SWEAR TO GOD I'll PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY WHO SAYS "COLLECTIONS"
There will be no more running of marijuana...
My head's already down. It can't go down any farther.
HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'..
That's what happens when you start hanging out with a state trooper.
Sorry about the light there.
Me getting chalked up before a lift
Roger. Checking Thank you radio
So, I'm gonna... I'm gonna need that French Fry back by Friday
Give me six Schlitzes Fuck it whatever’s free
The Next Day... Saturday Bye, Teacher!
When someone says that youre not going to see your dog anymore
A monkey tattoo. Sounds kinda flimsy.
- We should have taken him out the back and shot him.
WE WERE DRINKING WAY TOO MUCH
You have a station full of crappy cops.
Let me guess.
Day after vasectomy
Just release the damn thing!
Definitely. Definitely better over there.
Hey, good-looking'. You catch any speeders today?
OPENING DAY DUUUDE!
Yes. I'm gonna kill you!
Just give me the file.
GLAMOUR PET
- I'll have one. - I said, who wants a shot?
You boys like Cleveland?
Mac, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't, cause it should have been me the whole time.
In the name of justice John Q. Public can trust us
Keen
They want us to blow it.
Fell off the groom again today
Yeah, those stories about us are mostly lies, really.
Cause here comes the fun part
WELL,
We got 50 miles of highway. That stretch of highway is ours.
My son was killed and we need help in burying him on the 25th some one shot my 24 year old son a few times is there a way to get help burying him thank u
MOTOR CORES
What the hell is this? We got local pigs runnin' around?
and she's gonna be swinging through here on her way to Burlington.
I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in them...
you deal with the bezel gaps
We're about to get shut down anyway.
Did you put meme created fastest, Noah?
Littering and smoking the reefer.
You got it, Captain. Come on, meatball.
It's this monkey that basically travels around the world...
Spread it on
..THE LICE HATE THE SUGAR.
oh look, another affiliate site
Desperation is a stinky cologne Liz
- Yes, sir? - Yes, sir.
Whoo!
SEE, THERE YOU HAVE IT.
Fuck man.....
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "shenanigans"
- Smy, you mark it off. - Back it up, Grady. I'm serious.
- for some French fries and gravy, sir.
I got a ticket to ride on that rocket
Easy Rod
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- You sound like a fuckin' wienie. - Gimme the radio.
Most of the local cops will probably already be at the banquet.
Canadian grass, Ah.
you girls like mexico?
hey man waze dommes
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "schmeckles."
Roger, checking!
Cuz here comes the fun part... COREYS ASLEEEP!
Almost made it
873003 873003
- Very funny, 91. - Thank you, Radio.
You know I'm cool. But I can take no responsibility for these two white devils.
- Qu'est-ce-que c'est ca? - English!
Burnett getting ready For the Weekend!
I don't think it's a healthy time for him to move.
Desperation is a stinky cologne, JA
- I'm growin' mine. - Oh, you're growin' yours, are ya?
whenever you get a chance.
How could you know to look underneath the bed?
- Aye, aye, Captain. - I gotta call Ursula.
Almost made it
When your Wife gets into a school sports text thread with other parents...
Come on, Rabbit. You can do it.
and over here we have contestant number 22... boray boray!
expanse. expanse.
French Quarter isn't a Highway. This is NOPD jurisdiction.
smoking the reefer
- Funny, but nothin' there. - Maybe you missed something.
Damn, that's good!
asdf
Almost made it...
Tell 'em all to fuck off Tell 'em all to fuck off
It's not so bad. Good exercise.
I THINK HE SAID, "YEAH, SURE."
And you can't say, "Buy the Cleveland Cavaliers."
HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'.
Before sex. Riley, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! Is that... Bye-bye phone!
I’m all Uber eat…
Let's go, 91.
I'm already AUTo'd In Auto in farther
Gimmie a, uh, liter of cancelled.
Hey, congratulations. You're the one millionth person to say that to me.
Back in '74...
You got to get over there and you got to cuff her.
perhaps some spanking and cuffing is in order
So I’m gonna need that $470 Whenever you get a chance…
Investors dude!
You son of a bitch!
IT IS.
Awesome prank farva
Ah, yes, those ballsy little punks who took your car door off...
AND A LADY NEVER TELLS
I love you
Easy, Ken. Easy, Ken. Easy, Ken. Easy, Ken.
Let's see. You are an expendable line item on a state spending bill.
Don't forget to cup the balls.
AND
Give me six Schlitzes.
GREETINGS! HA-HA!
- I was afraid I'd lose my job. - Oh.
Oh you know it!
- Shut up, Farva. - I can be there-
Yeah, right!
- Grady's goin' down! - Yeah!
- Foster? - Yeah?
I feel like a real cop again.
Assault rifles are already banned They can't be banned any further
THAT'S ALOTTA TEXT
Mr. "Sunshine on My Goddamn Shoulders," John Denver.
Open bar, dude!
- but I think I should call Ursula. - No way!
So I’m gonna need that $470, Whenever you get a chance…
Um...
Then in '24 he had to hand his campaign off to the new manager.