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- Back it up Grady! - Fight, fight, fight!
Yeah, but our station got shut down, so-
- and the mozzarella sticks? - You mean Shenanigans?
You got it, boss.
- But, yeah, other than that, it's pretty boring out there.
we're heading to Canada for some French fries and gravy sir, poutine.
License and registration.
You boys like polis massa?
Ha I just lost a buck…to myself.
Never shit a shitter
Okey silly dilly dokey-o I'm an idiot Yes you are
Another IPR analyst? What're you guys multiplying?
Mr. Galonulkum.
Hey, Mike, um, while you're at it?
IT'S PRIME TIME FOR CRIME-TIME!
- Disregard that, Rabbit. - And you didn't even think to call in your partner?
- What the fuck? - What the fuck to you too.
Shit, man. I was just about to pull out my nine...
they get a little antsy in their pantsy.
OFFICER.
How you gonna make a meme? With Yarn, moron!
No. I've been thinking a lot about what the captain said.
- Not for you guys. - Oh, come on.
Ah, bikers! I'm an idiot.
519672 519672
excuse me lauren thomson are you guampa strorette? i'm not guranteed storps.
- Better lock this shit up, huh, buddy? - What are you talkin' about?
TASTE LIKE SNOZBERRIES.
I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.
Good one! I did not specify.
Find a replacement
When June starts recording, June hooked pants like Lily from The Loud House. And then she stopped recording. And then she found out that her YouTube account got terminated. She had a big idea. Johnny checked her June's new account. (June's Channel: DO NOT REPORT) Bitch girl. To be continued...
- Oh, God. - You order the keg of St. Anky?
You got to promise me no more bullshit.
I DO! I DO! I DO!
(Riley Vomiting) Oh my God, Riley! Are you okay?
We really should be getting back to the jail.
WHAT
- No, no, no, no. We'll bring the guns. - We're on it. We're on it.
Parking went schizoid. That’s good.
Berkeley, huh? Almost made it.
They're both kinda fat and stupid.
AND, UH. LITTERING AND-
- So you are okay then? - Yes, sir.
AND, UH,
I'm not sure you could fit into my panties.
Oh, goddamn, I remember these things being lighter!
Whoa! What's this jack-off doin', trying to pull him over?
…almost made it.
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - I'm impressed.
It’s just a quarter. And look how much more you get!
Kill it.
I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says “crashed out waiting on energy”.
Hello. Foo
They can’t anti-gun any further!
Now I've spoken to the governor myself.
What the crap? How come nobody called me?
I don't want a large Farva, I want a God damn liter of Golf Trip
UH-HUH.
Spurbury Police.
Conor, hit salesforce. Your tagging continues
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "shenanigans."
Im cool, but i dont take responsibilty over these devils
He will not see that coming
Work on exciting cases. Hey, we could even chase drug dealers together.
Hey, hey, whoa! Whoa!
Riley vs. Runt. This Sunday on YARN Memes.
Smothered me in tzatziki you big dirty man!
So, I'm gonna-I'm gonna need 130 buck, you know... whenever you get a chance.
Oh Hell Give Me the G*%&amn Soap
Hey Lank, what’s that restaurant you like, With maple leafs shit on the walls and mozzarella sticks…
Yeah, Chief, I'll take a chinchilla
You, uh, wanna do "Repeat"?
And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya?
we're goin' over the border to Canada...
Mr. Galikanokus!
Let's do your jobs and keep this place open, huh? Let's do it. Farva!
Hello in there. This is Officer Rod Farva.
So, if we can get ten minutes, you and I can get into the impound...
WHEN AN EIT STARTS COPYING DWG FILES
Goddamn it.
Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and mozzarella sticks? You mean TP’s?
Give me 6 Schlitzes
How i leave the gym after chalking up for a failed deadlift pr
Next game huh?
Not a clue. It's totally hidden.
who's filling in for zak mermaid? marleen roch.
I already follow I can't follow any further!
Somebody say mortgages?
SIXTY-THREE
I already got a Yubikey. He's already requsted a yubikey, he can't, request anymore!
No, man, I'm just saying'- I'm sayin' if-if you own the beach property, right...
What is this thing again? Humane Society?
- Those are 'shrooms, dude! - Come on, man, just eat it!
Let it roll.
Thanks,Troy
And don't forget to tap that keg, guys.
OH HELL... GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN SOAP!!!
- We're like the sons you never had. - If you were my son, Mac...
Sincerely Director Fuckhead
The virus hates the booze
sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord sweet lord jesus the building's on fire ain't nobody got time for that
Rabbit, get this meatball out of here.
Actually, you know what?
Look who’s talking Denim Dan
573779 573779
902452 902452
BWAHAHAHA
Now did you say "yes sir" or "yeah sure?"
NOW THINGS ARE GETTING KINKY, NO?
- I'd like to play it straight this time, okay? - Okay.
Just print the damn thing!
I don't believe it did.
- Cut it out, you turkeys! - He fuckin' started it!
Me every 2 seconds trying to make sure my 4 and almost 2 year old don’t accidentally kill each other
Sounds like y’all have a demon problem
Don't forget to cup the balls
THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.
whats up, bone diddlies?
and find out what you can about Galilkanolkus and Bunty Soap.
We're already claiming 0 We can't claim 0 any harder
WHOOOOO!
Rabbit, get that gun out!
Or youre gonna light my ass on fire?
Meow, what is so damn funny?
LITTERING AND..
You think you have a nice relationship with someone...
Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?
Meow, what is so damn funny
Hey, I came up with a great name for our car.
When you’re working remotely and When you both send the morning slides
You there! Camel Fucker! Do you need assistance?
- I don't know. Can I come see you? - I love you.
My Uncle Denny used to have one just like this.
Hes cut so much, he can't cut any further
I'll tell you when it's time to grow a moustache.
Gimme a uh, liter of nonna's gold
Desperation is a stinky cologne, Joe
Oh, go, girlfriend. I'm your mother.
Ghoastage, I'm an idiot
Argue, argue, argue! Argue, argue, argue!
Well, I've been thinking about this.
Gimmie 6 Shclitzes Fuck it, whatevers fee
It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!
One... Two... Three... Who is it! Four... Why are you looking at Runt for? Runt can't save you! Now, you need to tell me who got you pregnant or you get out of my house, right now! Dad... I don't know.
And then we're gonna have to zip on out of here.
H L
Come on. Come on!
It's a good thing you didn't order hash browns.
Oh. Well, I hear you can get an operation for that.
Riley Elphaba Andersen! I told you! YOU'RE FUCKING 13!!! YOU'RE, A, TEENAGER, YOUNG LADY! AND NOW, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!! Shut the fuck up, and sit down!
YEAH..
I Like You
Come on. Team Ramrod!
- Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy.
It stinks like shitposts in here
Wa-hoo-hoo!
How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?
I can't stack any harder
He does?! Oh my god!
Desperation Is A Stinky Cologne, John
All right. Who wants a mustache ride?
Tag ‘ Em and Bag ‘Em!
- You wanna take this one, Rod? - Hell, yeah!
That's fine police work.
John Chimpo, I'm told.
Sorry, boys, you're on duty.
Oh, wait. Denna got your name written on it.
Don't forget To cup the balls
WELL
I am about this far away from having a bigger budget.
Tag Em' and Bag Em'
Eating my carbs While all my low alarms are going off
But wait! Hey, hey, hey! Are you guys kidding? Look at yourselves.
I’m all ps2.
Didnt think you added ger to the group And then I checked
You cant lump me in with that fuckin' martian
Yeah, it is.
You ain't kiddin'. That's a lot of books!
they can't cut them any farther!
Fuckin' traitor!
- On your tab, Officer Womack? - Rookie, pay the lady.
- Do you need assistance? - Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah.
He can't pull over any farther!
HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'. YOU CATCH ANY SPEEDERS TODAY?
Riiigghht
I'm gettin' shut down. That's a big difference.
I'm sorry, are you saying "meow"?
BETTER THAN THE CRAP YOU PULL, MAC.
- What do you do if you get transferred? - I don't know.
C-Canada. We're goin' over the border to Canada...
I can see there's something not right about that bed.
Maybe, uh, I don't know, we could do it again sometime.
You’re a sick motherfucker Mack
goes to my skilled officers, who uncovered the marijuana in that Winnebago.
No shit?
SHOTS?
...You mean "Optics"?
Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead
- Come in, Ursula! - Who is this? Hello?
What’s that restaurant you like to eat with all that goofy shit on the walls? You’re talking about Bussy, right?
Come on now. Shake hands.
- Heard you got to see Farva naked. - Yeah, it was hard to miss.
Whoo-aaah!
time to stop now, Mac?
Sew me
- Listen, Rod- - It's delicious.
Who wants fried pickles?
You boys like Mexico?
You told me I should buy a lottery ticket. So, so. I'm gonna.. I'm gonna need like 30 bucks. Ya know. Whenever you get a chance.
(Runt & Riley Crying) I love you, Riley!
When the judge asked the FBI for their ill-gotten surveillance records
Sit down rando!
Two cops sleeping together. What the hell do you think they talked about?
you killed my automation tests
this is neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............
This is not gonna work, how it feels to chew 5 gum
Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a buck...
Call guinness