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YEAH!
scale me scale me
Now you got your goddamn Unions You know I am not Pro Union Guy
When I answer stupid DSC questions!
Come on, Thorn. Come on, Thorn.
IF YOU WERE MY SON, MAC
Uncle Fred? Who’s uncle Fred?
You're A Sick Motherfucker, Mac
I don't want to leave her and Arlo, so-
OFFICER, THAT-THAT'S NOT OURS.
Keg's here!
AND, UH. LITTERING AND...
and you give them the investigation.
All right. You ready for the photo shoot? Okay, fellas, let's take it.
You look like the president, chairman and C.E.O. of Levi Strauss
Galilkanolkus is on that truck!
That's too much!
- Now, did you say, "Yes, sir"? - I think he said, "Yeah, sure."
Gimme 6 schlitzes
So uh, yaknow I’m gonna need that $478 Whenever you get a chance
I have a flashlight in the cab.
WELL, I SAID, "YEAH, SURE"
See, there you have it. You're doing it all wrong.
Who wants a chicken bacon ranch?
Cooper Troopers I’ve got my Kupp
We've hired everyone! We can't hire any further!
hfcde
- Farva's goin' down! - Yes! Right!
Whoo, sixteen ounces in my back pocket
Officer, isn't-isn't the speed limit 65?
She could arrest me...
Hey, look out for these guys!
Give me six schlitz-es
Let's pull someone over.
Rodger, checking!…
- I am super. - Plus, we can't take our car...
These, uh, bales of pot, they have that red Johnny Chimpo sticker on them.
Bite it took, make him look like a dick
What's In 3D mean Dave? How the hell shoulD I Know?
Do it! You're a highway patrolman.
Because vee ver driveen vaay too fast!
Now, the thing is, Rod...
You Boys like monexico
THE LICE HATE THE SUGAR.
I SWEAR TO GOD I'll PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY WHO SAYS "COLLECTIONS"
Come on, Thorny. You're losing to the rookie. It's embarrassing.
I swear to god I’ll pistol-whip the next guy that says “creator”
Her as is already toned. She can’t tone it any more!
Antero
Where'd you learn that, Cheech?
I'm into that!
You look like the president, chairman and C.E.O. of Levi Strauss.
You know this?
Farva, get the coffee. Farva, hit the radio.
Open your throat, relax the jaw
Tell that to the budget committee.
- In our cells, the door is over here. - Right.
how about that stupid guy for Rabbit?
Thank you, Radio.
I’ve already cut maintenance Cut maintenance further, man!
RILEY!!! (BILL SCREAMING) GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!!! yOU TAKE PIC OF SEX!!!??? (Bill Slaps Riley with a belt) (Riley peeing)
- You don't want us turning into pumpkins. - I don't want to go yet
So I’m Gonna Need...Like $10,000. Whenever you get a chance.
Canadian whiskey. Assholes.
I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.
WAHAA-hoooooo!
Chief! Chief Grady! I secured the perimeter, sir.
- Get it through your head, fish dick. She was in on it. - Fuck you, Mac!
SINCERELY, GOVERNOR FUCKHEAD
Nobody? Ok, no frickles…
.
- But- - No "buts" meow. That's the law.
YEAH.
That’ll happen That will happen
Hey! You showed Grady our secret stash? That was our stash!
You know it!
Meow, what's so funny meow?
- What are you? - I'm a cop. What are you?
But the captain didn't say anything about going undercover.
TWO.
Must have been my 6th - or even my 7th sense
Back in the bed with your beautiful wife, huh?
It’s only two. And look how much more you get.
Better than the crap you pull
What? YOU'RE OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE!!!!!! Pack all your shit! Pack all your shit!! Pack all your shit!!!
it's just $2 and look how much more you get
LITTERING AND..
I TOLD YOU... IT WAS THOSE ES 226 KIDS WITH THE WRENCHES.
What’s up Bone Diddlies?
Ayoo join beonet
Every time! Finish it up.
Look, I'm done dickin' around. We got new evidence on your murder.
I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says "have you tried downgrading your dependencies yet"
How i leave the gym after bicep curl pb
Can I please see your license and registra-
rr
HELLO.
Yeah and sluts well no
I’m reading mine!
Mold me! Mold me!
Wtf Darren!!!!
Next time, pull your heads out of each other’s asses. Language!
- No. - Do you see me eatin' mice?
HEY, GOOD LOOKIN',
I don't know what that is
Gimme a liter of cola
- We should have seen that comin'. - We should have seen that comin'.
What happened?
Or, as we like to call her down at the station, "The Louisville Smuggler."
Oh, yeah.
penis penis
Let's play one of those games I keep hearin' about. You know, Mac and Foster...
Was there ever a moment when you suspected her?
I'd like to get some field work.
Is that why you choose to treat us with such disrespect?
Sing it again, rookie biatch!
Hey, honey, it's almost Mitternacht' huh?
- Oh, God. No! - No, no, no!
Tonight... Oh, SHIT!!! MY FUCKING WATER BROKE!
ah biker, i'm an idiot
I thought you said be on at ten
You girls like New Mexico?!
- Who'll bust heads on the highway? - The goddamn local cops!
Oh, wait. He's got your name written on it.
ENHANCE
- It's powdered sugar. - The lice hate the sugar.
Come on! I'm looking for a little cooperation here.
I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
- I told you. I don't touch highway hog. - Baby, I'm SizzleLean.
YOU GOTTA OPEN YOUR THROAT,
We’re already socially distance, we can’t social distance any further.
We can't make it illegal any further
Screw you
Uh, right.
I guess I just go take a shower then, huh?
I Want One I Want One! I Do! I Do!
- Twenty-three, that Porsche is hot. - Are you sure?
Another highway cop? What, are you guys multiplying?
Cut it out, you turkeys! - He started it!
I did not see that coming.
I'm saying when my suspension's up, you better watch your ass.
WITH TWO TACOS...
Meet me at Route 9 and Okeechobee Road, and don't be late.
But- -No 'buts meow That's the law
The governor comes to town on Saturday for that big thing, right?
So I’m-I’m gonna need that $378 buck, you know, whenever you get the chance
Now, either you scratch my back or you're gonna get my size ten boot up your ass!
Hey.
Magic? Sounds kind of flimsy.
Then don't call me Unit 91, Radio.
HEY SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE BUDDY
Shit!
NOW, DID YOU SAY, "YES, SIR."?
I love acid-
Yeeeee-hoooooo!
Uh, good. Good.
Me every two seconds trying to make sure my 4 and 2 year old don’t accidentally kill eachother
MY FUCKING WATER JUST MOTHERFUCKING BROKEN, RUNT!!! Oh, shit! I'll call the ambulance!
Have your fun, boys. Have your fun.
And he laughs in your face So you feel the disgrace
Don't be a fuckin' slob
- Could I go now? - You could have your own car.
It does? Oh my god
oh look, another affiliate site
AH, WAITER.
Farmers open their milk check like:
The next thing you know, they're trying to take you out.
JBE already wrecked He can't wreck it any farther
EVeryone is already long. We cant get longer
- Really? Okay. - Yeah.
All right, come on out, Rabbit.
Oh, wait. Deana got your name written on it.
- Awesome. - Afternoon.
Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod.
She could sue me.
In a minute, all right? Are you listening?
Banana Foster
You look like the president, chairman and CEO of Levi Strauss.
Jealousy is a stinky cologne....
He can’t scan it on the phone
SORRY, BOYS,
I NEED TO FIND ME A WAY HOME.
- Roger. Checking. - Thank you, Radio.
So-So, hey, what's goin' on?
I'm already pulled over, the cops didn't pull me over!
LITTERING AND?
All right, all right. Fighting's not gonna change anything.
Put those away!
It's powdered sugar It's delicious
Did that bag you pulled off those college kids have that sticker?
GIVE MY REGARDS TO BOBBY BABOON.
- But- - I could be Lacey.
- Oh, Mac. - What the fuck?
You boys like diabetes?!
No, Runt! Wait!!! You MOTHERFUCKING SLUT!!! DID YOU BROKE MOM'S FUCKING VASE?
Mac, you and Foster check out the truck stops...
Sincerely.............
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "Olive Garden."
There was a time when we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.
How you think I'm doin'? Open bar, ain't it?
Test
Oh, how embarrassed?
Cops.
- damn it. Every time. - buy my rebuy?
Oh, I guess I'm the asshole.
- I said no! - It's just 25 cents.
Feng Shui if it's, uh, over there.
oh my god... i can't afford to get another hangover again.
Something about a school bus full of kids?
You're never gonna win with those thin little bird lips you got there.
Now you're spreadin' 'em wide
DON'T FORGET TO CUP THE BALLS. AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN...
OFFICER...
"The great state of Vermont could use more officers like your men.
Andrew Cuomo
Well, hello, Shirley.
- Smy? - Yeah, Chief, I'll take a chinchilla.
AND NO GUACAMOLE.
Oh, shit! I got you good, you NB!
I like you
- You guys are too slow. - You killed my dummy.
. .
- Way to go, Cap. - Give my regards to Bobby Baboon.
Desperation is a stinky cologne.
Man, it's probably better for the flow...
It's down to Flagstone, Deer Lick and us.
WE'RE LIKE THE SONS YOU NEVER HAD.
Officer, isn-isn't the speed limit 65?
- Thanks, sweetie. - Sounds like they're having fun.