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I'm already following!!! I can't follow any harder!!!
I think I might have an idea.
Rabbit, you're off the road! Shut up, Farva!
Oh, yeah? That's a lot of "Dimp."
- Yeah. I know. He's working for us now. - So, I'm sorry.
Littering and, uh-Littering and, uh-
ohh!
I applied for a guard job. At the post office.
IT'S DELICIOUS.
Hey Bob
- Hey, I saw that! - Sit down, Rando.
Wow! What is this?
you're clear you can't be clear any more clearly!
No fuckin' way.
877027 877027
Who wants beer and dick?
"we regret to inform you that we are still...
Hi. I'm looking for Chief Grady. I have some files for him.
He wasn't gonna make it. - I tried.
- Thank you, sir. - You-
I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Let's go.
I don't want a small block displacement I want a goddamn liter of powah!
IT'S POWDERED SUGAR.
License and registration, please.
Boy, you guys just keep shooting yourselves in the foot.
Yes, sir.
What did I do today? Meetings!
LITTERING..
- Grady? - Shit, what the fuck is this?
Oh, no! I think he's going back again.
Well, Then, Why You Laughing, Mr. Lachy Johnson
When Runt starts recording, Runt saw Elliot shakes ass on window at Shaw. His penis is big! He said, I love you, Elliot! And then Runt kisses Elliot's ass. And then he pulled his pants down, and then butt-phoned for 2 minutes. And then send it to YouTube. After he explained. I love Elliot butt. She Yelled. I'M GONNA TAKE AWAY YOUR STREISAND COLLECTION!!!
Please, yes
AWESOME PRANK FARVA.
We can't get buttfucked any farther!
OFFICER, THAT..
He can't sonarqube any farther!
canadian grass, assholes.
UH, GOOD.
This highway is closed Ramathorn. This is our jurisdiction.
- If you did, I'd activate my car's wings, and fly away.
Gimme…..a litre of Cola
Saturday, huh? Almost made it
He’s already maxcinated! He can’t vaccinate any further!
Yeah, actually it was George Washington that never told a lie.
The monkey has a butler? Great.
- No! Throw it out the window! - Okay! Okay! Okay!
God, did you see that?
FAIZ APPAREL
but O'Hagan just will not cooperate with the evidence.
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HOW FAST YOU WERE GOIN'?
Why are you wearing that uniform in my station?
the others lost to hang beachfront, the property was half worthless. i had great tears, and my heart was in pieces. as i knew the sunset over the chateau over wangfujing past shanjiang, i vomited hard.
Yep Ok
when did you become a cop?
Awe, Fuck it. You deal with the LFW
Officer
Farva's number one! Farva's number one!
And DEF not hoood sex
You know I’m cool But I take no responsibility for these white devils
- Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny? - How the hell should I know?
oh doug, you sad, lonely man.
So he tried to make it clear
Sick Sick
I don't know. Doin' it? Positions and stuff?
Unit 23. Come in, 23.
Who wants cream?
Desperation is a stinky cologne, Pep.
- Really? - Yeah. Can you believe it?
YES, SIR.
What's the matter, your mama didn't teach you how to chug?
LITTERING AND.
Happy National Doctor’s Day How your family is going to help you celebrate
When you gotta go, you gotta go
who wants an eberflus? i do! i do! i want a eeebrflooos!!
Okay.
- She loves us. - All right.
So Remy
I’m already efficient Be more efficient, man!
So much of my authority is derived from the power right here.
"Don't let the Great Satan tempt you with the Western culture.
Where'd You Learn That, Cheech? Drug School?!
What are you pulling back there?
Yeah, sure
Do you see me eating mice
Okay, Foster. You and Rabbit come around in a classic pincer move.
Oh, I Got Brass Buns. - You Should Join The Band
I’m not sure you can fit into my panties!
I don’t touch Highway Hog
License and registration.
You are awesome.
LOOK, FELLAS...
What the name of that spelling game you like With the colored emoji's to show how you did?
I told you to be good. I told you this was a bad time.
His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
You're talking about Olive Garden, right?
george i told ya not to get two horseback riders and reject a time machine and bump it so i'd be stuck in medevil times! boing good riddance faye you swordbangbummoogher!
- Damn it! - Out of the car! Out of the car, scumbag!
Nice wax job, Rook.
…Extend…extend…
isn't-isn't the speed limit 65?
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "Olive Garden."
You mean clutchless shifting?
.
You're gonna have a hard time shutting us down now, right, Mr. Mayor?
See if they got any chocolate bananas. Foster?
Blake is number one! Blake is number one!!
It’s for a cop
We got a suspicious vehicle. White Caprice, Vermont plates.
- Now you got your goddamn unions. - Captain, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.
Desperation is a stinky cologne
..I'm an idiot
He's coming! Riley, come and eat-- WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
"You got beautiful, big brown lips."
Hello. Foo
When your buddy says he played his best round ever
GREE-TINGS.
YEAH, CHIEF...
Listen, Officers, I'm on a really tight schedule. I really need to-
Yeah, yeah
LITTERING AND?
Do I look like Keith Baker to you boy? Do you see me jumping around all Nimbly-bimbly from prop to prop
GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN SOAP
So you're saying you'll set my Country Music Award on fire?
Thorn, can't they just stay a little longer?
Holy shit!
It must have been, like, a double homicide or something fuckin' cool.
thought you said bowl-a-rama yeah, i tried to call you..
SO I’M GONNA, I’M GONNA NEED THAT ADDRESS WHENEVER YOU’RE READY
- You're okay, right? - Sure.
Rabbit, get over there and cuff her.
He can't pull over any farther
Yeah. "Jane Doe." Do you know her?
Well, you did it this time.
GOOD.
Okay, okay. Somebody's gonna need to sign for this...
1 minute later... There we go! Congratulations, it's a goddamn girl! What do you want to name her?
Easy Rod
We've already made the corrections!
Uh, John, when you do get shut down, you come back, talk to me.
"As you requested, we have reevaluated the financial situation...
through Spurbury on my watch.
"but most of all unorthodox tactics...
- I'm-I'm already pulled over, man! - Pull over farther, man!
Ohhh coat racks. I’m an idiot
- Ah, now some fun for both of us. - Get back in the car!
Yeah. I'll be right back.
Tag ‘em. And bag ‘em.
and, uh, Daboll and Stefanski and bring them in for a lineup
Trust me, skipper, we'll make you proud.
- What? - Farva said that car is stolen.
Give me a, uh, pie. Apple.
Bluey That Crazy dog
How about a little Pep?
THE SNOZBERRIES...
I'm naked!
Now hand over that registration.
I swear to god I will pistol whip the next guy that says “recruit through the whistle.”
Easy Mott! Easy Mott! Easy Motttttttt!
Easy, rod! Easy, rod!!
Good to know you're still battin' for us with the budget committee, Mayor.
Didnt think you added her to the group And then I checked
- You're up. - Me?
Farva.
BUT WHA..
Farva!
Do the math Make him look like a dick
We should have taken him out back and shot him a long time ago
Static and the boys now
Paul smuggling U.S car parts into Canada illegally
Ok, no legos
In the back of Moms Odyssey on your way to the comp
Where'd you learn that Cheech? Drug school?
Because vee ver driveen vaay too fast!
You know how fast you were going? No officer but do you know the speed limit of sex??
And grow a goddammit mustache why don't ya?
Tiffany
Whoo-ooo-ooo!
- You screwed us over. - No, Thorny.
OFFICER
I’m going to pistol whip the next person who says no fly zone
I think I might be able to talk to Grady for you.
Your Black Magic only works on the rookie
hnrz
Yeah sure
Coffee's served!
Don't use that boyfriend voice with me. What are you doing?
You can count on that.
I realize that doesn't sound funny as I described-
Oh, man.
It’s my birthday You chicken-fucker! Braawk!
SO SEND THAT ADDRESS WHENEVER YOU’RE READY
IT'S A COOL WINNEBAGO.
She's pregnant! I know!
Hey Barr, what's that word you always use to sound smart?
Rodney! Rodney, get your ass back here!
I told you It waa those kids with the wrenches
HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'...
- Get out of the car, man! - This is a cop car!
WITH TWO TACOS..
Or maybe something you would like to do to me?
That maybe you call uncle? - Like Uncle Fred?
- I do! - Do you have any openings in Sherburne, Cap?
I DO!! I DO!! I DO!!
ARE YOU OKAY?
And I’m Cody Boland -Bo; Team Yabo.
I’m all Tampa bay
Ursula-
He got you good you fucker
YEAH... THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.
I'll probably just get sent down to Brattleboro. It's a nice town.
OFFICER, THAT,
But if I was a bettin' man, I'd put money on us changin' the governor's mind tonight.
Used to be we’d take people like you out back and beat ‘em with a hose...now you got your goddamn unions... You know I’m not a pro union guy
This is the Spurbury Police. Put your hands up and come outta there!
There are gonna be cops there.
Get a goddamned iPhone, why don’t ya?
Im cool but control the devils
LOOK WHAT I FOUND A TWO-BY-FOUR!
- Only in my day, the rookie got naked. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I love DMT
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, Banana Phone! WHAT, NOW, ASSHOLE?!?!?!?
Eh, that’ll happen. That will happen
Eh, that’ll happen. That will happen.
We got one.
Ah, fuck it.
That's it, you're off the road. Never again.
Nobody own the swans. God Owns--they're God's swans.
- For Some French Fries And Gravy, Sir. - Poutine.
- I want one. I want one! - I do! I do! I do!
YOU'RE ON DUTY.
But we got to beat these guys to the punch.
- Bullshit. I'm not goin' anywhere. - All right, buddy.
Good luck buddy
Just goin for some French fries and gravy