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You crapped on my heart!
They can’t lump us in with that forkin’ martian.
You know, Rabbit, a good cop doesn't really know why he does anything.
I swear to god I’ll pistol-whip The next guy that asks about “Ph”
I've already extended my warranty I can't extended it any further
Evil shenanigans.
ALMOST MADE IT.
- Huh. That'll happen. - That will happen.
OFFICER, THAT-
we'll all just stay here, open up a roller disco.
- We got 'em, Cap. - We got 'em, we got 'em!
Did, uh, I do something wrong, officers...
Ok no beam
Uh, you were laying your best rap on me and I was resisting.
Look who's talking denim dan
ONE.
Ben be like
God-Mustard-One-Niner-Decade-China.
Hey. Stop jumping on the bed.
Open bar dude!
Leaving us for the Big10, eh? Almost made it.
We should've built a stinky igloo and climb in.
Trust me, bro. There's nothing there.
. .
BUT WHA-LITERALLY, WHAT I SAID WAS, "YEAH, SURE, SIR."
Hello.\nYa'll like pairing?
Check this out. Um, why don't you guys put that, um...
Thought you said it was US open week.. yaa Mott tried to call ya, but um
- Mac, I need you to take- - No, no, no, Thorny. Me and you!
Mother of God.
Yeah. I'm gonna have a baby today! Whaaaaaa?
Lock and load Rahmathorn, let’s kick some tail!
What if she breaks her foot on your property?
Craigleigh Dr, huh? Almost made it
I don't want a giant waffle cone. i want a goddamn sugar cone!
See! Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug School?!
873003 873003
You guys watch that Johnny Chimpo thing?
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy That says, "khazarian fake jew"
Quit your day job
YEAH CHIEF, I'LL TAKE A CHINCHILLA.
as far as this brawling with the local police is concerned-
I'm going to show you where the wild goose goes.
You mean Shenanigans?
Ping! Ping!
Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example.
What's the point? Didn't you guys get shut down already?
Here we go.
Another detention deputy? What are you guys multiplying?
Some male figure? I'm his dad. And stop with the whole transfer thing.
Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!
- She said, "Okeechobee." - She's okey-dokey.
I TOLD YOU.... IT WAS THOSE KIDS WITH THE WRENCHES.
Keep goin'.
Fucking Masters brooo!
have got a copy of this list, so we need to step it up.
I mean a murder on the Highway… I mean a murder at 27 Charles Street
Only in Baltimore
Nobody? Okay running EOD
Fuck it, all right. Gimme the goddamn radio.
Do you like boy's Engage auto Responders?
evil ejaculate
Easy chad. Easy chad! Easy chad!
Bills are #1 Bills are #1
I'm cool. I'm cool.
Monday Huhhh? ... almost made it
He's right in front of the building. Go look. I'll hold.
THEY CAN’T ANTI-GUN ANY FARTHER!
Canadian CMIs, Ah.
.
.
Unit 91, come in, 91. Unit 91, come in, 91.
It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!
Yes, sir. My mother's gonna kill me.
It's easy for you to say. He's got a tiny little head.
Well, I wouldn't get used to it, 'cause you know it's not gonna last.
And you guys are drunk, and unarmed.
fuckin' pigs!
Yeah sure
and put a cap in that pig's ass.
- Hey. - Hey.
Only you, Farva, can make a dark man blush.
- This is so good- - This is kind of awkward.
That's right.
when you try to cross the border for the 10th time Modesto huh? Almost Made It
you boys like mexico?
Passing out on the couch, huh? Almost made it.
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "points."
What's up, dirty dogs?
Whoa! Looks like that truck's planning on skipping the weigh-in.
SEE IF THEY GOT ANY BANANA FOSTER
Oh, the numbers? I wouldn’t worry about the numbers.
You know how fast you were goin'?
No, man, you don't own the beach.
Get this. You’re William Yard..Ya
Sing it again rookie biatch
porphyryovtyre, if you were my son
- Why didn't you weigh in? - Yeah, why didn't you weigh in?
You Don't Want Us Turning Into Pumpkins.
- What did you find out at the weigh station? - My cruiser weighs 16,000 kg.
Century, huh? Almost made it
Evil shenanigans.
- Are you ready for the fun part? - Oh, yeah.
- Truck stop, huh? - We gotta do it.
I CAN’T TANK ANY HARDER
Shit! This rig sucks!
Oh look, a bar of soap
They'll leave, like, one or two of the dumbest guys at the station.
How you feeling there, Mac?
- What? No games. - Don't bullshit me.
How the hell should I know?
I told you I was in a very deep sleep.
I can't ducktape it I already ducktaped it
If you weee
- Hang on, buddy. - Hey, Cap!
OH, WHAT THE FUCK?
When your parents ask you how to use a vape
I VONT VUN
WAHAA-hoo!
Edge Of Reality Virtual Fatality
LITTERING AND
How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?
Oh, Big Bear
Littering and, uh-
All right, all right, all right.
Let's go, Mr. Galilkanolkus.
"Leederacola." Do we make leederacola?
And just sittin' there were ten huge duffel bags of these mothers.
What some Republicans have said to Trump
Oh, you heard that, did ya? Let me tell you another funny story, New Jack.
YEAH...
AP ........ Doing something new in ap I'm freaking' out, man.
you boys like mexico
YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG.
Please be cautious when meeting people on the internet. Lütfen internet üzerinden insanlarla tanışırken dikkatli olun.
What the fuck is this?
. .
Thanks for coming to my winter bow show I sure had fun I hope you did too
everytime
Am I saying "meow"?
OH, SH*T! I GOT YOU GOOD, YOU F****ER!
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I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy that says tilt
How about a little pep?
I could have sworn you said "meow."
For an emergency fund-raiser. So-
- He gonna spit in it now? - No, I was just tellin' him that so he makes it good.
Hey That’s my meme
I'll see you at the hospital, honey girl! Thank you! Muah! And by the way, To be continued.
A TWO-BY-FOUR!
It's really funny, cap. It's Afghanistan immolation.
hand over your license and registration.
Yeeeee-hoooooo!
Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world? Is that why you choose to treat us with such disrespect?
So I'm gonna need that $20 buck Whenever you get a chance
You got troubles I'm sure A trooper with an attitude
When they try to take more freedom away
What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
- Now don't give me any lip.-It's just a quarter, and look how much more you get.
now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't..
She's not my cousin
But you two are friends, you know? You shouldn't let this come between you.
Tap this thing!
What's Thorny going to say, Rook?
We show you the funny.
If you'd like to have a conversation with someone, please go to Channel Five.
Mold me! Mold me!
IT'S PRIME TIME FOR CRIME TIME!
Okay, why don't you just sit in the middle, buddy?
It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!
- Roger. - What the hell's that all about?
In the black and blue light
- No, Rabbit, it's comin' in from Canada.
What takes authors so long to publish a book? We can’t stop editing & adding to the storyline.
License and registration... chicken-fucker! Brawwk!
Oh, thank the Lord. Thank the Lord. It's terrible.
canadian goose, assholes!
Listen, we got the Miata. We're okay.
TWO,
But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'. YOU CATCH ANY SPEEDERS TODAY?
HELLO, SHIRLEY.
Just light the goddamn thing
- Glamour pet. No dice. Get your tape. - Okay. Let's cruise.
Trying to find retrieve drivers
OH, COME ON.
877027 877027
There Was A Time We'd Take A Guy Like You Out Back And Beat You With A Hose. Now You've Got Your GodDamned Unions.
I know! A girl! You've got it!
- I'm sorry, Rodney. - Come on, Rod.
It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Do you know how fast you were goin?
Why couldn't they chug ketchup?
HEY SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE BUDDY
Can't make em speed.
Hi, douche bag.
Explaining to Sgt Goldner How I always find contraband on Solan's unit
(Bill Sobs Loudly) Okay, Riley. Let's a sex begin!
Now you stop laughin' right meow!
I WILL HAVE THE ENCHILADA PLATTER...
GREETINGS!
Clear out of here. All of you.
Come At Me Bexy..!!
How you feelin’ there, Mac?
Phoo! Now, we're done having sex! Now, let's put our clothes on before we get in trouble by my dad! Okay!
Va 2 fast
Hey, Mac! Did it work? Did it work?
That’s alotta booze
He does?! Oh my god!
Forget what colour your car is?
Now you stop laughin' right meow!
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?
- I turned it off just after- - Ah, waiter. There you are.
Well, uh, mostly just soap, I think.
Loser!
What did he name the girl? "Denise." The doctor says. "Oh. Actually that's not that bad. What about the boy?" "Denephew."
if you put it back over here.