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I was failing chemistry! You're out of the house!
MOTHER OF FROG
they already cut rates!
AW, MAC.
And those cannabis bags in our truck...
Banned For Littering and smoking the reefer
- I don't want it! - Right. Uh, beverage?
I THINK HE SAID "YEAH, SURE."
Asking new pilots to drive retrieve
Hey, Rabbit.
What if there's a naked girl on the beach?
- Your black magic only works on the rookie. - That's brown magic.
Nah, we just parked it across the street.
GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!
Or you'll light my ass on fire?
No, a-are you- You're screwing him too.
In our cruisers, somebody has to let you out of the back seat.
.
I'll take a chinchilla
Desperation is a stinky cologne
There are no male officers around?
YES, SIR.
Governor Fuckhead."
He’s already approved it He can’t approve it any further
What are you gettin' out of this? Is Grady puttin' you on the road?
Berkeley, huh? Almost make it.
Doeby-wan, do you need my assistance?
BITE IT, ROOK.
When Stewie & June started recording, Stewie smells June's ass. And then Stewie thinks June's butt is cute. Before sex. June whispers: I love you, June! And then June kisses Stewie's cheeks. 7 minutes later, June and Stewie done having sex. And then June sends to her friends. Her dad checked her YouTube video of having sex. He reported her YouTube video.
4 beers?
Baby, I’m gonna Butter your bread
I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
Afghanistanimation!
let play super mario kart
LISTEN, ROD..
New Orleans huh? Almost made it
Well....
A lady never tells. Wonder how Rabbit's doin'?
Tijuana-Gringo-Oner-Fiver-Zero.
liter of premium, do we make liter of premium?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! All right, all right!
i mean to give you a dose of your own medicine is out of the question and i just farted. excuse me. (toilet door farts) oh that's better! now fess up! well ok here's $5 out of the mcdonald's budget. darling cough up.
What?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. You haven't opened it yet, have ya?
LITTERING AND, UH..
- Oh, my God. - I don't get it, man.
GREETINGS. HA-HA!
US. China Who is your leader?
I told you it was the kids with the wrenches
Balls This is offered
Greetings.
SRO shoes at PHS The Chief questioning it
Virus Panic "We are gonna be just like Italy" America "We are already staying inside, we can't stay even more inside"
Ninety-one, are you there?
well welcome to portcullis castle for a special mystery edition of AFHVS? is that right? yes. last week's winner was:isa so i wonder who it'll be this week. here's a funny clip for a clue as to what. hey don't poo in the urinal (farts) (plops) plobolupe! borieutir!
I'm goin' nuts being on the radio all the time.
Kevin Carden I could have sworn you said “Corey’s balls”
I told you it was those kids with the wrenches. Ah, yes, those ballsy little punks who took your car door off...
GIMME A, UH, LiUTER
Let's go.
He's a mean dog barkin' in the dust and the dark
that's a lot of dimp
- Hanson, could you round up, uh, Johnny Chimpo...
I'll take a chinchilla!
That’s my doll.
Yeah, I will tell you.
Never shit a shitter
IT's already white listed we can't white list it any further!
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A GSR team? What're you guys multiplying? Yeah, if they could figure out which hole to stick it in!
Sorry the Greenlands are used to driving on the autobahn
These boys get Trey's award winning chili in ‘em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
Farva!
and I'm Rod Farva-Rod; car Ramrod.
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "Cheetah"
but what-literally, what I said was, "Yeah, sure, sir."
So im gunna need that $275... you know, whenever you get a chance
Now turn that off and step out of the car, sir.
Mr. Commies in my goddamn fruit conglomerate Cesar Chavez.
Who wants friend pickles?
Uh, I don't have my figures here in front of me.
Okay. This is my last offer.
I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter of cola!
What the hell are you doin' here, Farva? Put that pistol down!
DON'T FORGET TO CUP THE BALLS. AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN
He strangles her and puts her face in pig food?
- No. No. - Am I drinking' milk from a saucer?
Retirement eh? Almost made it.
All this for a noise complaint?
we're heading to Canada
- Did you pick me because you could manipulate me?
We outflank 'em, and we do, like, a submarine move.
Fuck You, Bluey & Bingo!
.
EVERY TIME.
Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really.
I swear to god I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who posts “smells like bitch” before the game ends.
Tower During 43’s Go-Around
- It is time to stop now, Mac. - It is...
- Give me six Schlitzes. - No Schlitz.
Oh, Christ.
Unit 71 Come In, Do you need my assistance?
So, wait. The local cops are selling Afghani grass to the Canadians?
Say, Rod, what are your plans after the shutdown?
SORRY, BOYS
Poutine.
Yeahhh Right!
You know, actually, Mac bet Foster he couldn't say "meow" ten times.
Who’ll bust heads on the highway
Who? That creepy kid with the lisp?
Extend…Extend…
LOOK WHAT I FOUND! TWO-BY-FOUR!
You boys like Iran?
- What the hell's he doin'? - I got something'.
So we think there might be some kind of connection.
Gimme a liter of soda soda is for savers
DON'T FORGET TO CUP THE BALLS.
AND, UH...
Oh, yeah?
Goddamn it! How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?
Here we go again- What the fuck?
This episode called “Do You Want Kids?” I think it’s time we had the talk.
Oh, hell, yeah. You don't throw out-
Desperation is a stinky cologne, Harrison.
Well, did you tell her anything?
- Candy bars! - Littering and-Littering and-
SEE, THIS GUY'S GOT THESE BIG OLD POWERFUL LIPS.
WITH TWO TACOS
So, I'm gonna-I'm gonna need $378 buck, you know...
Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
- Any older boys? - Can't we turn the siren on?
Lock and load, Ramathorn. Let's kick some tail.
Who wants a Bulkowski I DO .....I Do....I DO
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Yes. All you need to do is push, push, push!!! Is it a boy or girl?
- To the death of fun. - Here's to you guys.
HEY YO, WHAT'S GOING ON TODAY?
I'll be lucky to have a figure like that when I'm her age.
And that dead woman in the Winnebago had the same logo tattooed on her back.
848600 848600
LITTERING AND...
Used to be we’d take guys like you out back and beat em with the hose... Now you got your goddamn unions
Where is the burglar
He #$@*#@ started it!
Easy rod
Throw him the heat. Bring it on.
Oh I forgot
And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya?
Were actually off call Monday and were trying to make it a no call week?
A good CSM Doesn’t know why he does anything
- Shit! - Is there a problem, officers?
- Really. How'd you know the key was there? - A gentleman never asks.
Nobody?
We're gonna let her know just how this community feels about its law enforcement.
- Sorry. - Sorry.
I've already followed you. I can't follow you any harder.
But if we're right, you can be a hero.
And that was the 2nd time I got crabs
YEAH, CHIEF, I'LL TAKE A CHINCHILLA.
Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one.
I swear to god I’m going to pistol whip The next guy who asks about “oh”
You're not Mexican?
You’re a sick motherfucker Mac
YOU GOTTA OPEN YOUR THROAT...
(Riley Screaming) Pack all your shit!!! YOU'RE OUT!!! OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LITTERING AND-
Playoffs, huh? Almost made it.
YARN Memes Teacher? YARN Memes Teacher!
This Rig Sucks
Yeah! Yeah! 113... 113 fucker!
Now they've taken a jurisdictional grievance against us.
Officer...
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?
I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.
So, listen, I, um, had a really good time at that Winnebago fight.
Fishin' your car out of Lake Leblanc right now.
All right, how about "Cat Game"?
.
Sorry I missed the call. Looks like we got 'em. Rock 'n' roll!
- Yeah. - That's a lot of booze.
Well, where were we?
LITTERING AND, UH
"I cannot stress enough how proud we at the statehouse are of you.
.
Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one
- Yeah! - I know a way we can get 'em really good.
Come on, Mac, you know you're always sayin' how funny Foster smells.
Oh, hey, I am sober as a bird.
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN WITH THOSE THIN LITTLE BIRD LIPS YOU GOT THERE.
LITTERING
It's already groomed It cant groom any farther
O'Hagan's making all kinds of threats, and-
She's late.
I don't want a small block displacement I want a goddamn liter of powah!
January, huh? Almost made it.
Teacher? Teacher!
Make your first move.
- Listen, Foster? You want to get these guys back?
Who gives a shit? I'm about to win ten million bucks anyway, right?
I’ll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet
Oh look, it’s a bar of soap
Do we look like the two dumbest PAs in the world to you?