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We're already sending it He cant' send it any further
What in hell's gotten into you guys?
Get out of the car.
You are a total and complete fuckhead!
NOW, DID YOU SAY, "YES, SIR"?
Whats the name of that spelling game you like? You mean Worlde?
You Wilf Carter will vomit
Don't forget to trim that cap, John.
Oh Canada
WITH TWO TACOS AND NO GUACAMOLE.
Yeah? Why don't you take your radio and go stand in a field.
Yeah sure, sir.
But, uh, Abraham Lincoln here, he says that I'm 21...
...AND
JBE already wrecked it He can't wreck it any farther!
Rabbit. Hey, look at that. Johnny Chimpo.
This is not gonna work, knowledge adventure
I’m sorry officer for the human rights violations
Apparently, she had a cartoon monkey tattooed on her back.
Ha Ha
- It was not my fault. - Neither was the goddamn school bus.
And, uh, we have identified the dead woman from that Winnebago...
on 323, uh, Karuna Street.
Chicken It’s for a white boy
Get ready Megan
Hold on! Come on, Thorn, I need this.
Someone got a little too excited At their husband's work party
GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!
Good morning.
What about those dopers you picked up? Do you need my assistance?
Quit your day job Tell 'em all to fuck off
You wanna go? You smell pretty - You wanna take one?
I'll give you the fat guy for Foster and, uh...
What are you thinking about ripping paper?
- That's my car. - Grady!
100 years? Almost made it.
Unit 71 come in, do you need my assistance?
I'll pull into the next one and get weighed, okay?
I feel like a real cop again
LITTERING AND?
I’m the boss damn it Don’t be mean to me
When I have extra bands on my western
Antonio, Do you know why we pulled you over? Because I was driving Way Too Fast
You mean shenanigans?
The local mothers are running protection for 'em.
they think I'm Meehan
Minnie's winter bow show
Did I miss that weigh station?
perhaps some spaking or cuffing is in order
Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Bought the dip buy the dip
- No. Come in, come in. - Good work, gentlemen, all the way around.
Shoot it!
give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!
Y-You don't want to do this, Rod. We gotta go catch that truck.
He can't get on the ground any farther
Get off of me! Get off!
Most parents reading statement from Gov. Dewine “Due to Coronavirus I’ve ordered all schools to observe a 3 week spring break.
I don't get it. Domino's?
No big deal
Well-Hey, Arlo, does Mom ever have any friends over?
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?
- damn it. Every time.
.
You there, bear fucker! Do you need assistance?
We're sending someone down, don't worry. Okay.
Oh Hell Give Me the GDamn Soap
But there's something funny in the air.
Uh, yeah!
(Bill crying) I miss my wife! I C-- C-- can't believe Riley kills her!!!
- But I-I just gave you it, Officer. - License and registration.
Ummmm... TELL ME THE GODDAMN TRUTH!!!!
Ping!
DO IT.
Kansas City, huh? Almost made it
I really need to know about your side of the investigation.
Whatever’s free
Seems more of a game warden thing to me.
I got a good feelin' about this.
.
Come and get it.
I'M IMPRESSED.
Yep
.
- but I think you can do ten. - Ten?
AND BAG 'EM!
You Boys like Mexico???
It's a good move, Cap.
TAG 'EM, AND BAG 'EM.
Nobody own the swans. God owns--they're God's swans.
Oh, the humanity! He's so bulgy. He's like a moose.
Now you got your goddamn unions. Cap, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.
You order the keg of st. anky?
Trest? That will happen... That will happen...
Do the math Make him look like a dick
- Chief! - Put a bullet in him, Grady.
- I'm goin' for a drop. - Just opening the window.
When there's leftover vegetarian food that was ordered for 1 person
Fuck man.....
OH, SHIT!
- Uh, they test it? - They test it. Exactly.
I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that.
Now, Rabbit, a good cop does what...
- What's up? - Guys.
There's Canadian markings on that plane.
It's just a quarter, and look how much more you get.
GREE-TINGS!
YEAH.. THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.
Snow in the Springs eh? Almost made it
who's filling in for tammy faye bakker? terrance mcnut.
every Thursday night I walk into the Lodge to play Hearts...
.
I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next person to say “goals”
YO, WAIT, THAT'S TODAY?
But you go ahead and get into a battle royale with the locals at a crime scene.
- Yeah, we used to be cops, remember? Shh! - I remember-
- "Foster, you deserve a promotion." - I think you get a star.
Snow in the Springs eh? Almost made it
Get a job, man! Look, you're fuckin' super cop.
Who wants COD? Nobody? Ok, no COD.
All right. Here's what I'll need.
They're shenanigans are cruel and tragic
You're a Sick Motherfucker Mac
Freeze, motherfucker!
YEAH CHIEF
AW, MAC
- Rabbit, run. Gun. - And, John...
You got it.
expanse
How you feelin' there, man? Good enough to get a 745!
Liter is French for stop fuckin bringing in ortho cases to the ED
WHERE YOU BOYS HEADED?
All right, listen. Next time this kind of thing happens...
Enhance. Enhance.
Hey, how about one on me, Ramrod?
I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle from the budget committee.
Or your going to light my ass on fire
Hey, what happened over there?
I don't know, get a different job?
- Sure. I was just- - Good morning.
- Make a big show of it. - With all that media there, she would love us for it.
Ohhh ho ho I got you good you @&/$!!!
never shit a shitter!
Are you done??
Dont forget Relax your throat
In the back of Moms Odyssey on the way to the comp
Why don't you guys split it?
LITTERING AND, UH..
Foster, you're on duty.
- For O'Hagan. - For O'Hagan.
monkey tattoos on some drunk lady's tit like it's a goddamn drug conspiracy.
Get your pink slip Quit your downtown
Get that back door covered you dirty man
I know we don’t like each other I like you.
Me as a parent reading Gov. Dewine’s statement Due to Coronavirus all schools will closing schools for 3 weeks. Sincerely,,
Nobody? Okay no golf.
Further
who wants a threebie?
Rabbit, you couldn't have picked a worst time!
Desperation Is A Stinky Cologne, Eric
- Big Bear - He's iron tough
Do you get it?
Before sex, Riley, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! Is that... Bye-bye phone!
Come and get me, Mac.
THERE YOU ARE.
- How are ya doin'? - Hey, man. Hey, buddy.
I'm already zoomed out I can't zoom out any further!!
So, Grady thinks he's got you guys by the balls.
Hey! Urs! Ha!
Sorry-ass local cops.
Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?
THEY CAN’t
Thought you said Bowl-a-rama?
You'll light my ass on fire?
No, we don't know where he is, but-
You’re sick man
I LOVE BASKETBALL!!
Farva! You are not stopping me from getting my job back!
You want to know why I pulled you over?
Two-time Navy champion. Tag 'im and bag 'im!
WHATEVER'S FREE
Look, you know what? I don't have any I.D.
She is gonna shut your station down, son. It's gonna happen.
[ Man On Speaker ] Pull the vehicle over!
I Swear To God, I'll Pistol Whip The next guy That says Morbin'
But you were starting to think about it.
Hey, bro.
Move that gigantic cotton candy!
Is the cat… Is the guy…
God Damn Straight You right Boss
Nobody? Ok, no kickers.
Canada, huh? Almost made it.
- for some French fries and gravy, sir. - Poutine.
A trooper with an attitude
Paul does.
.
- I-I-I thought- - Don't think, boy.
they get a little angsty in their pantsy.
Awesome thread, Farva
- I think she's your only hope. - Hello.
oh look, another affiliate site
Okey-silly-dilly-dokey-o. I'm an idiot.
I Vant one! I Vant One! I Do! I do! I do! Yeah!