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See! Where'd you learm that, Cheech? Drug School?!
and then they flew us down to Jamaica to party with them; that one's true.
- What, are you guys drunk? - No!
Sober as a bird
Anyone watch the NLDS? No? Ok, no NLDS.
Remember when you said I should buy a lottery ticket? So Imma gonna need like 30 bucks... Ya know.. whenever you get the chance.
I swear to god Ill pistol whip The next person who says snowflake
UH-HUH,
YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOIN'?
Excuse me one second! No?
Awesome prank conti
Good Enough For Me
I've already peed as long as I can...i can't pee any longer.
Follow LincsonMusica
You don’t weigh in You don’t wrastle
So, we got 150 kilos of marijuana and no arrests. We got nothin'.
Kings lose? Okay, no beam.
Now, Rodney, we're under a lot of pressure here.
Happy thanksgiving Chicken fuckers!!!!
- I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
I am so used to driving on the Autobahn.
Renata WTF the Amazon Prime is Off!
- We was freaking' out for nothing. - Man, I almost had a heart attack.
Sir, this is a police channel. Please get off of it.
Give me a liter of cola
Ah, titties. I’m an idiot.
His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh- No.
What are your cells, eight by eight?
We are the Spurbury police!
Nobody?
Oh, I love you, too, Runt! The End!
Bullshit.
I’ve already cut maintenance Cut maintenance further, man!
Hey! Bear Fucker!
I will believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert
- Foster, where are your shoes? - What, are you the shoe police now?
Candy bars!!!
Too much on that tablet, Chev Chev. Eeeee!!!
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I mandate everyone stay home for at least another month, sincerely..
- Oh, Thorny! - No, no, no. Please. Come on.
LITTERING.
Gale
Oh I forgot
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Well, you might want to strap on your ass-kissing boots and start right now.
You got troubles I'm sure A trooper with an attitude
We're having an outtage.... I wrote it down Oh Yea, I forgot
Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippie girlfriend in her head shop. Too sitcom.
I CAN’T THANK ANY HARDER
Awesome prank Paul… Better than shit you pull Max
for "give me some fuckin' cola before I break both fuckin' lips."
Ohh!
Can't catch the Rabbit.
Maybe they're drug busters, but you're dispatch.
- You go, girl! - Foster!
That’s what happens When Dan gets that syrup in him Works with Dicks too!
I’m cop, god damnit, I get to bust criminals It’s what I gotta do!
Mother of LOG
Tag em' & bag em'
YEAH!
100 years huh? Almost made it.
This is Officer Rod Farva. Come in, Ursula.
Pokerchat again
- Are you okay? - Yeah, sure.
Here they- Here they come.
You Boys like the Bubble!
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says “The New Normal”
Aaah!!! Dad!!! I'm telling you!
Yeah, you only got one. WHY?!?!
Is there maybe something I can do for you, Or maybe my wife...
You Know, if you were my wife, I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.
You’re a sick motherfucker, Mac
I’m All Highway
Unit 91, that license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police vehicle.
YEAH,
and, uh, Jerry Giraffe and Arty the Alligator and bring them in for a lineup.
You better watch your ass
So, about my field time.
Haha
How you feeling there, man? Good enough to get a 745!
And grow a goddamn mustach, why don't ya?
(Runt's Inside Riley's Ass) (Riley Sniffs Runt's Ass
I don't get it. Tacos?
I’m a cop god damnit
What’s up boys
AW, MAC,
Oh, shit. Look who's here.
Too much on that tablet, Chevy.
I can't make history speed, Cap Try hiding.
Now, did you know that Farva was the one who told Grady about our plans?
It stinks like sex in here
I can’t be offended any farther
I bet you do-
This shit is fuckin' crazy.
You're talking about shenanigans, right?
Denim Dan! Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?
Sam burns and…? Sam burns and…?
- You didn't say it. I wrote it on the paper. - Oh, I forgot.
Virus Panicked "We are gonna be just like Italy" America "We are already staying inside, we can't stay even more inside"
Well, then
A GENTLEMAN NEVER ASKS
My hands are tied! It's all over the police band!
Fuck!
- You're cool, man. - I am cool.
Nice try.
Oh, Farva, you sad, lonely man.
I'll be damned if I'll let Grady and those buttheads get their hands on it!
Oh, well. You don't know? You get out of my house, right now! Okay! I'll tell you!
- Are you done? - Yeah, okay, Radio.
AND, UH. LITTERING AND?
Smothered me in gravy, you big, dirty man
- Oh, shit! - He killed the cops!
- Every time. - Finish it up.
HE KILLED THE COPS!
Look, all I'm sayin', man, is switch partners. It'll be fun.
And that was the second time I got crabs.
Casino le Fantastique?
HA-HA!
No! She's barely 13 years old! This is my only hope!
So, Foster...
- Excuse me. Good work. Good work, Officer. - Hey.
Mother of God
You Know I'm Cool, But I Can Take No Responsibility For These White Devils
No, Thorny. I barely had a job before.
After all I'm through A trooper with an attitude
BEAM !
LITTERING...
You ready to get that 'rona?
It does? Oh, my God!
Sue Me
- Dude, can you eat it? - The whole bag?
I THINK HE SAID "YEAH, SURE"
Please, no…
- I need someone sober. - You got it, Cap.
This guy's got these big old powerful lips. Am I correct, Thorn?
Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse'
You want me to come in there, boy? I'll come in there!
Rabbit, you're on radio. Farva, you're ridin' with Thorny.
She could sue me.
I'm all highway.
All right, it's probably time for you to get out of here.
Officer.
YEAH? THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.
Nobody owns the water,it's Jod's water
Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?
I WILL HAVE THE ENCHILADA PLATTER..
thought you said bowl-a-rama yeah, i tried to call you..
Goddamn it, you dipshits! If I had my car, I'd have been in on this bust!
I could have sworn you said “Corey’s balls”
Cool beans.
I would have smothered you by now.
Do you know why I pulled you over? Ya, we were driving way too fast
Awesome prank, farva.
No, I mean- I do like Foster, but I-
Do you… Do you wanna have kids? Ugh! I don’t know. I don’t think so. I just can’t!
I’m, I’m already efficient, man! Efficient farther, man!
Are you done?
- No, why would I? - Exactly.
Finish it up.
broke into the Winnebago and smashed the bed, all on a hunch?
THESE BOYS GET THAT SYRUP IN THEM...
Thanks. You bet.
Roger, checking!…
today is the worst day of my life!
WITH TWO TACOS,
- Your registration? Hurry up meow. - Oh.
And you better believe that Grady and his goons...
We’re going over the border For some French fries and gravy, sit
We’re gong over the border to Canada For some French fries and gravy, Sir
WE’RE HERE! WE’RE HERE! WE ARE! WE ARE!
Me right now
swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "cheese curds."
You orderedthe keg of St.Anky? OH.GOD
Good enough to Fuck your muthaaaa!!!
Is there maybe something I can do for you? Or maybe my wife...
PING
I’m the boss. You can’t be mean. Do what I say
Nobody? Okay running EOD
How about we, uh, pop a couple of Viagra...
RELAX THE JAW.
Get back in the car!
Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
- Go on. Make mama proud. - All right.
I'M SORRY, BRUCE.
"And give your men my best.
How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?
Thanks for washing my car, Rook.
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