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Never shit a shitter!
Holy shit. This is-This is-This is- Don't look. Don't look.
You guys are goin' out, but you, um, sleep with other people?
I swear to God I'll pissed a whip the next guy that post wordle
.
Canada, Huh? Almost Made It.
You didn't do this because you like Foster?
That's my girl! Grady!
When you’re working remotely And you both send the morning slides.
TWO.
Look, kid, any other day, I'd step in here and show you how to swing.
God! We should have known.
Mother of God
I do! I do! I do!
Cooper troopers I’ve got my Kupp
Well, I got a ticket to ride this rocket
This whole murder thing, we've been tryin' real hard to break it open...
You boys like Defcon
You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot...
When your buddy says he played his best round ever
SO YOU ARE OKAY THEN?
did that thing, you know, with the "who can say pussy the most."
Oh, wait, wait. Guys. Guys. You know what?
I Can't calm down You Calm Down
Like, naked in a dream embarrassed?
YEAH, CHIEF,
....
BETTER THAN THE CRAP YOU PULL MAC.
- Big Bear - He looks like a rug
Yeah. How do you feel about long-distance relationships?
because I know I wasn't speeding.
Expand.
Now Things Are Getting Kinky.
Damn it
She’s not my cousin
CANDY BARS.
Thought you said Bowl-a-rama?
So, you like the taste of Putin?
But uh, no
OFFICER..
- Well, it's illegal, Burton. I know that! - Whoo! Oh!
AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN...
WHAT'D YOU SAY MAN?
Curtis is number 1
A litre of Ginger Beer!
And now, you come in here talking about...
every time
SORRY, BOYS.
Did you walk clean comin' through
I'm sorry about the delousing, Rod.
We're already shorted 1000x! We can't short it any farther
So im gunna need that 50 bucks Thats not cool
Sheriff on Scene RCMP arriving 20 min late
When the government orders to shut everything down when everything is already shut down
Okay.
Give me six schlitzes
YOU FUCKER!
He's got a lot of real good friends here.
Foster, she played you good. It's called the honey pot. You should have known better.
I love acid-
I WILL HAVE THE ENCHILADA PLATTER
UPPER BRACKET HUH? ALMOST MADE IT
I hate to break up the "like-fest," but it's prime time for crime-time!
Up against the car.
It must have been my sixth- or even my seventh sense.
All right, all right. Relax!
- Rabbit, I got a Plymouth Voyager... - Say "Car Ramrod."
- All of these fuckers are goin' down! - Yeah!
What? I can’t do it, I’m sorry. I can’t, I just can’t!
AW, MAC...
Unit 23
Will you just order a large, Farva?
HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'..
Do you think they're gonna tell us anything if they know we're cops?
If you were my girl... I’d massage your feet every night until you fell asleep
Afghanistan nation!
So I’m-I’m gonna need that 130 buck, you know, whenever you get the chance
Hi. You guys forget what color your car is?
How about a little Pep?
I'm gunna need that 50 bucks So ya know
I'LL TAKE A CHINCHILLA.
The snozberries taste like snozberries.
Cap, you know I'm cool, but I can take no responsibility for these white devils'
Ramathorn.
Scott, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't, cause you are lucky as shit
- I don't want to get fired too. - Oh, I'm not getting fired.
Help?
You look like the chairman, president, and ceo of levi strauss.
YEAH?
Good enough for me. You're my man, now.
I'm growing mine!
Th-That's why I helped you find the reefer,
LITTERING,
- Lick on it. Just lick it or something'. - Be cool, be cool.
Snow in the Springs Huh? Almost made it
the virus hates the salt.
I just got off the phone with Governor Jessman...
You boys wanna git day 'Rona
Banana Foster
- We're in trouble, aren't we? - Oh, yeah. You're in big trouble.
Enhance.
It's called routine police work.
Please no
NOW, DID YOU SAY "YES, SIR."?
- Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy.
I just must have dazed out and well-
I can't reshape?! Sir, I'm already reshaped!
Good.
Hey Charlie's Angel
I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that post wordle
When you're someone says that youre not going to see your dog anymore
We've already shorted it 1000% we can't short it any farther
- Your local buddies are runnin' grass! - Listen, I know.
HIT!
Due to COVID, I am going to close your business. Good luck, MI! And give your family my best. Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead
Where’d you learn that Cheech? Drug School?
We're not gettin' shut down, Grady. We're drug busters.
Hail to thee dear old Paroon
- What about you? - I gotta stay with little "A."
You know how these boys get when they get those neggy tests in them
When Runt & Riley started recording, Runt smells Riley's ass. And then Runt thinks Riley's butt is cute. Before sex. Riley whispers: I love you, Runt! And then Riley kisses Runt's cheeks. 7 minutes later, Riley and Runt done having sex. And then Riley sends to her friends. Her dad checked her YouTube video of having sex. He reported her YouTube video.
- No! Oh! - You're talking about Shenanigans, right?
All right, good cut, Ritchie. Good cut. Come on.
- A what? - A liter of cola!
BITE IT. BITE-
But you used him.
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "HAZOP"
You’re a sick mother fucker Mac
I’m Not Sure You Can Fit Into My Panties?
a good local officer like yourself.
They can't lump us in with that fuckin martian
Now he's readin' your rights
AWESOME PRANK FARVA
Then I don't see how you can possibly help us, then.
OK, no legos
I like YOU
TWO,
.
I'm not sure you've got the required equipment.
Well, you're gonna have to.
SEE, THIS GUY'S GOT THESE BIG OLD POWERFUL LIPS. AM I CORRECT, THORN?
So - I'm gonna need that 295 bucks, whenver you get the chance
Cut it out! Do it.
I don't wanna get transferred.
Chop, do you need assistance?
Cause here comes the fun part.. $5 buy in!!!
r
THERE'S A NEW BILLBOARD.
Perhaps some spanking or cuffing is in order.
We’re already social distancing, we can’t social distance any farther.
give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!
But aren't you guys the Highway Patrol?
It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!
The taste of holding the line
Awesome prank Cronti
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You smell something shark? Rough first quarter..
I don't know, that's all Santa brought. Well, better be something good!
before using his equipment in the field?
Litre O Cola? Do We Make Litre O Cola?
. .
Please, no…
You boys like Defcon
You don't know? How many men have you been with? One! I don't know.
You saw what they did to Galikanokus's girlfriend.
your hands behind your back? - Now things are getting kinky.
- and banana peels, lots of banana- - Foster?
I’m greening out, man
NEED MORE TENDIES!!!!
Desperation is a stinky cologne.
Oh, shit! I got you good, you fucker!
New season!
.
I’m a cop, goddamn it! I got my own car now!
.
HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'
fuckin' pigs!
and I need to see some I.D.
- What, plastic fake? Decorative fake? What? - No, like they don't exist.
He's already subscribed! He can't subscribe any farther!
SIXTY THREE.
Sincerely Governor Fuckhead
Oh, my-my Dad ordered it. But he's asleep right now.
I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamole.
Please, no…
When June starts recording, June put her phone looking her asshole for 10 and 1/2 minutes. And then she gets her phone out from her asshole. And stopped recording. She's a slut girl. When her dad checked her YouTube video of her asshole inside. That goddamn girl. He reported her YouTube account. June got terminated for sexual and harassment.
- Cool uniforms. - Yeah. All the beer you can drink.
Remember what we talked about. If anything happens...
We’re already social distancing, we can’t social distance any farther.
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "ba da ba ba ba"
Here's the New Single by Rachel Stevens Sweet Dreams My L.A Ex
…Almost made it.
SUNSHINE PUMPER
Annie! (Annie Crying)
Okay. Bye.
You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort.
Bye, Riley! A Few Moments Later... By the way, Riley starts singing about Low, A.K.A, Apple Bottom Jeans.
Well I like you
Sorry about that, bro.
Soap, I think.
So I’m- I’m gonna need that 178 buck Yanno…whenever you get a chance…
- I don't envy her. - Oh, I do.
What are you sellin', Mac, hot dogs?
- He don't take no guff He's Big Bear
Diego Garcia eh? Almost made it.
Well, Hello Shirley!
never shit a shitter Lady in blue comin through!
-it's Evan Williams. -the virus hates the bourbon.
Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!
You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.