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we're goin' over the border to Canada,
It stinks like sex in here
- Now, did you say, "Yes, sir"? - I think he said, "Yeah, sure."
HEY, I SAW THAT!
Yeah, well, you don't weigh in, you don't wrestle.
Almost made it
We've already hired everyone! We can hire any further!
Do I really smell?
Oh, yes.
If you were my son maxo i would have smothered you by now.
Yes. (Bill Gasps)
Desperation is a stinky cologne
I'm not much of a cop, really. More like a civilian trapped in a cop's body.
AND, UH. LITTERING AND..
Goodnight, YARN Memes Teacher. Goodnight, Riley.
From those guys over there.
FBI when asked for their surveillance records
We Should Have Taken Him Out The Back And Shot Him A long time ago.
Bitch girl!!! He knocks on the door. Riley, I know you created another account, and I saw your ass is shaking from Open Season! Boy what the hell bo-- He kicked the door! He said. Gimme that goddamn phone. Let me check your history. He surprised! Is that... PornHub? Bye-bye phone!
Denim dan
I swear to God I'll pistolwhip the next guy that post wordle
Damn it! Every time.
Too much
Yeah. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
I can't make em speed, Cap Try hiding.
We're having fun while playing a ball! Yes, we are! Hey, Riley! Catch!
Aw fuck it, you deal with the hog
We should have taken him out back and shot him a long time ago.
What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls...
I do! I do! I do!
Whatever’s free! Take it easy Corey.
- That's this address, ma'am. - Oh, well, then, maybe you can see him.
O Tex Ritter will vomit
YEAH, CHIEF
Vermont plates-Alpha...
- Nuh-uh. I'm back on the road, now. - Until this little incident.
When you're someone says that youre not going to see your dog anymore
Nobody? Okay, no cream.
Why didn’t you weigh in? Yeah, why didn’t you weigh in?
What are you doing out there, 91? Quit counting your pubes.
All right, I'm doin' a drop.
You gonna light my ass on fire?
You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.
What's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls...
Ditch it, man! Ditch it!
WHAT THE FUCK!
- What you own is sand on the beach, man. - Here. Here, man.
- D-Do I look high? - Yeah.
I don’t touch Highway Hog
So uh…ya know. I’m gonna need that 130 buck. Ya know…whenever you get a chance.
See! Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?
So after I jimmy the door, I do a quick recon.
Hoooooooooooo
Better get your paperwork in mike
Desperation is a stinky cologne
Yeah, sure
Nobody owns the water. It’s God’s water.
LITTERING AND-
Excuse me. Uh, excuse me, guys.
Mayor Timber, yeah. So I just wanted to let you know...
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The fucking cringe, man!
- Now, don't get puke on it. - Does it hurt?
Another tattoo group? What, are you guys multiplying?
Rabbit, put your game face on.
I’m all Uber eats…
Uh, who knew it was a stick?
Ugly sick son of a bitch I farted in class today
You know what? I gotta go. Let's talk about this later, okay?
You look like the president, chairman and C.E.O. of Levi Strauss.
I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that.
But then, I guess you'd miss out on all those wacky things you highway guys do.
We got a little distracted by somebody doin' the "Repeater."
Oh, I think we're pretty well covered, Mr. Mayor.
CAN'T MAKE 'EM BYPASS TRY HIDING'
'Cause I'm gonna start looking for a new job.
It's already downloading. It can't download faster.
And have to be a rookie again with a bunch of random dudes. - Don't worry about it.
yes beryl uwasererette? what do you want? i want to do some nipering in nigeria.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Roger Checking
License and registration, please.
WHAH!
Assholes.
Keep your bags packed, John. Let us handle the real police work, huh?
YEAH, CHIEF..
THESE BOYS GET THAT SYRUP IN THEM
- Wait a minute- - What do you want me to do about it?
We show you the funny.
Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo? Denim Dan
Hello Forklift Don't call me forklift, security
Hey, man. Hey, bro. It's cool, man. They got fired!
.
BUT WHA-
BUT WHA...
that the governor's gonna have to leave early.
THESE BOYS GET THAT SYRUP IN THEM..
Get your pink slip Get your pink slip
over there?
Mikey’s #1! Mikey’s #1!
Too much screen is bad for the eyes! And that's too much storage!
Another boxtruck to fix? What are you guys, growing the business
I THINK HE SAID, "YEAH, SURE"
I’m-I’m already being efficient, man! Be efficient farther, man!
Christ! We look like a bunch of pussies.
I don't want a large Farva I want a god damn liter of cola
- I'd buy a ten-million-dollar car. - Ah, good investment.
AHA-HA!
I think I'm gonna drop a nut!
License and registration Turkey fuckers!!!
I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?
.
He can't be More not at home
WHAT'D YOU SAY MAN?
Thank you, radio.
WELL, I SAID "YEAH, SURE"
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER?
It's sort of a long story, all right?
Parking went schizoid. That’s good.
Listen, you seem like a really nice guy, but I just don't date cops.
Nobody? Okay no watch party.
Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?
Whoo-hoo Yeah, hoo-hoo
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma. And woke up, after 6 months. The woman asked the doctor about her babies. The doctor said "You had twins, a boy, and a girl. They're both fine. And your brother named them for you. The woman replies with "No. No! (x7) Not my brother! He's an idiot!
:)
Next batter! Batter up! Next batter! Let's go.
Change it! Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?
License and registration Chicken fucker
It stinks like sex in here.
yes snirktraybopdoorkter zenterette? what do you want? i want to renchge the renteresstc in botheville.
Lookin' good, Rabbit! Now don't move!
Poop Poop poop
Listen, Rod.
Nobody? Ok, no pen.
Oh no. That’s Billy’s. That one’s Billys.
Beer!
WHAT THE FUCK? FUCKIN' TRAITOR!
It's already Rendered He can't render it any farther
we're heading to Brewski for some French fries and gravy sir, poutine.
Listen to me, Foster. I need to tell you something.
- Oh, man. - You'll finally get to shoot someone.
LITTERING.
Taco...taco fucker!!
Im not even home Be More not at home
- Hi. - Hey!
Well, you know, they are speeding.
Don't forget to cup the balls.
Bear Fucker!
- Quit slappin' me. - Would you stop touching my rookie, Grady?
Come At Me Bexy..!! Sue Me Bexy...!!
It's kind of important. How about Officer Rando?
You there, bear fucker! Do you need assistance? Oh yeah! Yeah, yeah, ohhhh yeaaaah!!
Come on, Ramathorn, what game are we playin'?
IM FREAKING OUT MAN
I don't get it. How are we going to get into the local impound?
- What about the piece stuck to your shoe? - What about that piece?
Hold my snow cone.
Who wants a coffee with Chris?
Are you done??
OH, NO! THAT'S RABBIT'S.
- Ja. - Hold on a second. Just one second, huh?
LOOK WHAT I FOUND! A TWO-BY-FOUR!
Oh look a bar of soap
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - Holy shit!
Goddamn it!
A what? A litre a ginger beer
AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN WITH THOSE THIN LITTLE BIRD LIPS YOU GOT THERE.
Must have been my 6th Or even my 7th sense
- Listen, Foster- - Ursula! I'm naked!
YOU GO, GIRL!
When Claire tell a me to stick my diaphragm out more…
- Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy.
There's no fuckin' way that is happenin'.
- Yeah. Thanks. - Roger. Holding the spit.
Used to be we’d take guys like you out back and beat ‘em with a hose... Now you’ve got your goddamn unions!
That's not really cool, man.
Dont forget to cup the balls.
BUH-BYE.
- Shit! - Baby, you rocked me.
I've-I've already assume a role, man! Assume farther, man!
Better get us back to the Jail You dont want us turning into pumpkins!
Smothered me in tzatziki you big dirty man.
I swear to god I'm going to pistol whip the next person that says "have you tried downgrading dependencies yet"
Alberts! Wanna go punch for punch?
- Good, now. Who wants a shot? - I do.
Hey, you there! Bear fucker! Do you need our assistance?
Fuck it!
"A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells"
he could mount me
Guess What? Let me guess
Which means our balls are this close to the band saw.
LITTERING AND?
We got a murder one day, a drug bust the next.
could do for you to avoid this dilemma?
Look out for these Guys!
It's just a quarter, and look how much more you get.
I’ll believe it when me shit turns purple
The nfl huh? Almost made it.
You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.
That'd be a good slogan, wouldn't it?
- All right, all right. Where's the keg go? - Put it in the rec room, man.
Well, the butler is basically saying to Johannes Chimpo...
Said you're pumpin' that line You'll never beat it this time
Welcome to Dimpus Burger. May I take your order?
Oh, God! Please don't shoot me. I-I'm naked.
Almost made it
I already bought the dip buy the dip farther man
Rabbert, you're in trouble, okay?
The locals! I hate those fuckin' guys!
as a drug "queenpin" from Louisville, Kentucky-Lucy Garfield.
What an asshole. Got any I.D. on the corpse?
Nobody owns the water! It’s gods water man.
LITTERING AND...
I do! I do! I do!