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THE BORDERS ARE ALREADY CLOSED WE CAN'T CLOSE THEM ANY HARDER
I DO, I DO
You think you have a nice relationship with someone based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom. The next thing you know, they're trying to take you out.
DO-EIT.
Ask about the referral incentive
george i told ya not to have a friend over and have a confrence and stroke to get a fist and punch yourself in the face as surgery! boing good riddance faye you encirclet!
Come on Twins, you’re losing to the Rookie. It’s embarrassing
You are a total and complete fuckhead!
- Uh, it's a drug bust. - Cocaine?
total and complete fuck head!
When Riley starts recording, and starts twerking at the camera for 1 minute. And stops recording and send it to her friends and YouTube. When her parents saw her YouTube video about Riley twerking. And then Bill is angry and turning red with devil horns. And then he yelled. RILEY, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE! 1 minute later. She Explained: I love Boog Butt. And he shocked!!!
Awesome prank conti
Think I'm getting sent to Deer Lick.
Good One! I Did Not Specify
No shit, man!
I'll talk to Grady, see if he'll let us take a look at the Winnebago.
Curtis is number one! Curtis is number one!
Goddamn Mark Teixeira’s Face
Get the fuck out of here!
Aurora Huh? Almost made it
HE CAN't pull over any farther
tag
Say "Car Ramrod!” Say "Car Ramrod!”
Oh, fuck!
- Cat Game? What's, uh, what's the record? - Thorny did six...
- Team Ramrod? - Shut up, Farva.
- and all of that because of your bust. - She's gonna shut us down.
Uh-What?
Yeeeee-hoooooo!
Guess that's it for the old locker.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
YEAH...
i do! i do!
It won't happen again, Bill. I'm onto it.
I swear to god I will pistol whip The next person who says earthquakes
HEY, YOU THERE! BEAN FLICKER! DO YOU NEED OUR ASSISTANCE
Captain upgrades.
I got a theory, Cap.
You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose.
Uncle Freddy, he's great. He's a crazy bird.
Hey, I'll touch you.
yes beryl bulkerette? what do you want? i want to do some bozunkazoning in borobudur.
you smell somethin Rabbit? ..treason
'Cause when the governor shows up, I'm gonna throw her a little party.
Bearfucker! Do you need assistance?
ON YOUR TAB, OFFICER WOMACK?
Wow.
Parrot fucker!
Canada Huh? Almost Made it!
Yeah?
Hey, Farva!
Oh, shut up. You guys don't even know her.
Curtis is #1 Curtis is #1
50, huh? ... Almost made it.
Better than the crap you pull, Mac.
the great Charlie Rich was named Country Musician of the Year.
Evil Shenanigans!!
and that's why I brought you... here tonight.
- You know how fast you were goin'? - What?
- Fuck, man. - That-That's not really cool, man.
Riley! What's all this goddamn racket, young lady? MY... WATER IS BROKE!!!
Spread it on!
- Honestly, Bobbi. I think it's gonna happen.
- Hello. - Uh, marijuana.
Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?
I'm sorry, Officer, for the speeding violation.
- Uh, do you have any more syrup? - Sorry, Urs.
with those thin little bird lips you got there.
Oh, I guess I'm the asshole.
No! Not if you give her more.
We should probably do that.
- Bruce? John O'Hagan. - John!
I'M SORRY BRUCE.
Oh, yeah!
Don't forget to cup the balls. You're never gonna win...
Feller Teaching Recruit Proper Traffic Stop Techniques
Tag ‘Em & Bag ‘Em
All right, we're cool. We're cool.
He-he, that’s great! I don’t either! Oh, my god, really? Are you sure?
Hey, guys! Riley here. And today me and Runt are gonna have sex. Hey, Runt! Yes, Riley?
Sherri is annoying, right?
Actually, you know what? I think it's better...
those stickers had the same monkey logo.
Roger, holding the spit.
I’ve already pre-saved it! I can’t pre-save it any further!!
do you own, like, the sand and the water?
- I hate to ask, but, uh... for the team? - I can't eat that!
Either you let us in on this investigation...
- I did not show Grady the stash! - Those bags of grass...
Let's do this.
Awesome prank farva
No, no, no.
Hello You boys like Mexico?
Well, I guess they were gonna shut us down anyway.
Yeah Chief, I’ll take a chinchilla
He already raised the taxes! He can't raise the taxes any further!
I'm talkin' to you.
LITTERING AND, UH.
- I got a job now. - You're a local cop.
I'll talk to Grady and play a little hardball.
They are already banned... .... We can't ban them any further!
OFFICER,
What? What?
No I didn't! Yes, you did!
Farva, clean the cells! I'm a cop, goddamn it!
Nicht?
Let's get it on!
Google maps are confusing She can't pull over any farther!!
Oval Exhaust Pipes?
FaceTime? Anyone wanna FaceTime?
THESE BOYS GET THAT SYRUP IN THEM,
UH-HUH..
He already raised the taxes! He can't raise the taxes any further!
- Cut him loose. - Go ahead, Smy.
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Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a Warrant Officer
You’re not….vegan?
You know I'm not a pro Star wars guy!
- Hey, you gotta keep on your toes. - Do something' about that, ref.
Well, possibly. But this is, uh, quite brilliant, really.
hey guy look at that pig just look at him smoke weed ever day
Sincerely Director Fuckhead
Who wants a mustache ride!? I want one. I want one! I do! I do! I do!
Shreveport Huh? Almost made it.
and light that award on fire in front of everyone.
- Uh, sorry about that. - All right, meow...
because I cannot afford another ticket with mein Porsche.
OFFICER, THAT.
Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun
You know, you can't tell anybody about this.
Do you want me to hold the spit?
DON'T FORGET TO CUP THE BALLS. AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN..
Can we make a deal?
What are you drunk? Drunk enough to kick your ass.
Ours are nine by nine. No big deal.
We're going to have sex! Let's do it!
HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'
NOW, DID YOU SAY "YES, SIR"?
Meetings!
Mac, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't, cause I knew it was you the whole time.
Just kidding, Officer... Farva.
Must Have Been My Sixth Or Even My Seventh Sense
Drug Drug
Will you look at that?
- Glad to see you, Rodney. - Hey, how are you doin', Rowdy?
Get the reefer out of the Winnebago and give it to her during the party.
- And you're banned from Dimpus Burger. - Damn it!
Gimme a, uh, 3 pro seats
AND, UH..
I think she's got a lot of decisions to make.
You ordered the keg of Bud ? OH.GOD
Canadian grass. Ah!
Sue Me Michelle...
Oh, this isn't happening. I-I-I'm a police officer. Ursula, help!
Who can say "meow" the most?
...and of course, your own local police chief, Bruce Grady...
Desperation is a stinky cologne, John.
And spell my goddamn name right, would’ja?
isn-isn't the speed limit 65?
Yeah, Burger Boy!
You must remain true to the Taliban warlord."
- Oh, man! What happened here? - Take a walk, sonny.
I scratched your back, Bruce. I scratched it good and hard.
Nobody owns the air. God owns-It's God's air.
- But I'd pull you over. - Bullshit. You could never catch me.
Excuse me.
In the back of Moms Odyssey on the way to your first comp
Yeah, I know.
Are ya? What are you going to do with that ten million bucks?
Every time you're about to do something stupid
It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!
who's filling in for lori sing? edgar allan poe.
YEAH, CHIEF.
Hey Donald
Okay, I get off work at 10:30.
Your suspension continues. Hit the radio.
Please no
while you and shark smoke the whole bag. - Please, no.
I mean, how embarressed would you be if that happened???
Shut up, Farva.
AH, WAITER. THERE YOU ARE.
Look, I don't want to go without you.
Hey, what's up, bone diddlies? Did I miss the song?
Grady! Get your ass out here!
You’re sick man
ROOKIE, PAY THE LADY.
No, No, embarrassed like back in '77, when you got caught fuckin' your cousin embarrassed.
I DONT WANT A LARGE FARVA I WANT A GODDAMN LITER OF COLA
- Look, I know we don't like each other. - I like you.
That's it!
- Amazing. - Yeah.
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You should keep these dogs on a leash, John.
That was good, man.
I'm not much of a man, really.
Kids with wrenches
never roast a roaster
- Bear-Bear-fucker! - Yeah! Yeah!
Baby I’m gonna fuck yo north end
- But they started that fight. - Of course they started the fight.
We’re Already pulled over We can’t pull over any farther
- And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya? - I haven't shaved in two weeks.