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- Not you, Mr. Bloodmobile. - Ha, ha, he got shot again.
- What are they gonna do, kneecap you? - What...?
- But... - Still shut up.
- Yeah, it was... - And where the hell was she?
Oh. Not the IRA, my IRA.
Oh, my God, what about Pam?
Do you people even give a shit?
Because he is desperate for stuff to play with. What are we doing?
Something is very fishy about this kidnapper.
- Uh, let's see, what else? - Tom Collins, try not to drown it.
Ha-ha-ha. How do you think I paid for college?
Then good luck getting past all the biometric scanners.
Once the kidnappers realize they've got the wrong idiot...
Sterling, they've taken Cheryl.
- You guys, look at his little spots. - How much are you...
Five thousand measly dollars.
- Archer's fault. - Shut up.
Can I jump in? Kind of curious.
Weren't you gonna do that anyway?
- There. - Damn.
Um, I have a picture.
Although this is a way better excuse than the train dwarf, which...
Why aren't you there?
We're taking Cheryl back to ISIS and locking it down...
Roger that. I will definitely tell him right now.
Hey, so I'm not totally on board with a full frontal assault on ISIS.
- But it should be Buyer's Remorse. MALORY: And...
KIDNAPPER BOSS: Hey, what's it gonna be?
Ha, ha. Because I'm not worth a billion dollars.
You may consider ISIS your personal bodyguard.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Uh, let's see. What else?
Yes, just keep shouting your own name!
- Not that, ass. ARCHER: What?
MAN 3: She's crazy fricking strong.
Jealous of what? Being scared of kidnappers for the rest of my life?
- All the blast doors are down. - Yeah, so...
- Wow. - Lana, shut up.
It's Tunt.
- We look totally gay. - I am gay.