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Terribly sorry, sworn to secrecy.
Recently, he's been working his way up to the wickedest.
None of you will ever know what it's like to make love
If it falls into Strago's hands,
- Jock? - Yup?
Who is this guy?
Sold to the gentleman in the fuchsia ascot.
some rather pointed questions.
Do you think it will be all right in the end?
I wish to use your telephone!
Romanov. Sir Graham's client.
I was not drinking until the plane.
- Two, sir. - No, today's, what, Monday?
What does Strago want with it?
He boffs Emil on the bean
What do you mean?
Don't worry, sir. I'm all right.
Besides being the finest garage man
Uh, maths were never my strong suit.
Apparently located in the far West colonies.
It's my husband on the line.
Well, that's what Emil's after.
Charlie? Why are people achieving climax
You mean it's going to get bigger?
Oh, I love motorcycles. They're very fast.
the beast you are about to receive.
It's been authenticated.
Can you forgive me?
Dear, sweet, heroic Jock.
Of course it is.
But you know that. You're testing me.
he also maintains an enviable rate
We'll make a switch.
Right. Sorry.
Sorry. You were saying?
Why, this is an outrage! There's not an ocean vista
to a man with principles.
Do you feel unsafe?
If you are growing that excrement on your lip
I should like to see her studio immediately.
Bunny is a soldier in your unit?
My Sheik, does this mean you have excommunicated
Thank heaven.
Mmm.
The Rolls.
Do Not Disturb sign, and a bulldozer.
Your services are no longer required.
Well, I'm delivering the Rolls to that grotesque
so good-for-nothing pot of piss, innit?
so I believe that Bronwen
this is not the first time I've shot Jock.
whilst I'm engaged in thus heroics?
Sold for 210,000 pounds.
to that thick-fingered American, Krampf.
to that vulgar American, Milton Krampf,
Bloody good show, Jock!
Actually, make that caviar.
some discussion about your finger.
I would like to humbly
We must go shooting again. Jock has fully recovered.
left a total of just over eight million pounds.
And I will have you know that some members
and I have had every intention of seeing it through.
Uh...
Ahh.
Room 326, overlooks the pool.
Get back behind the tape!
All right, Queen and Country,
or I'll have the magistrate open that file
It is privilege Jock
Oh, I see.
do it for Queen and Country.
with the purpose of finding that painting.
Tell us where painting is,
Thank you, madam, 500,000.
Feel? Oh.
- Why? - We don't know why.
Now, you look here, Fang! Fat. Fang Fat.
Behold this America, this new colossus,
Ah...
What is it?
Darling?
Darling,
Every Mortdecai man before me had the same. Why can't I?
Fit as a fiddle!
Welcome to Russia, Mr. Mortdecai.
a 50-pound note.
with the seedier side of art collecting.
No balls.
And you are?
Ooh...
Mmm.
Jock? Please can you take the Sheridan
Mmm.
- Jock? - Yes, madam?
But
I'm so terribly sorry. Mosquito. You see it?
Oh, really? Seems like more than a tiff to me.
Yes, let's look at the photographs.
Do what it takes to bring the painting back,
Then you meet me 'round the back later,
Well, I will tell you that
Ooh...
The Duke is Bunny.
You know we're going to
Oh, excellent.
Maybe I should have an affair.
- Jock? - Yeah?
It's like listening to bloody orangutans!
The car has been loaded upon
But
Oh, dear, sweet, resourceful Jock.
The moustache, I mean.
Mmm.
bidding on her own painting.
the British 7th Army, 2nd Division, June of 1945.
I never met your mother.
Ooh, you do look lovely, darling.
Interested now?
It is a privilege, Jock.