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I've got $3 million in a suitcase.
What? Are you kidding me? I got 100 guys who can fix a problem,
Probably 'cause it's fucking impossible, dipshit.
Okay, cool.
What the hell are you doing?
Hey.
Fuck do I know? We're not making a fucking Hungry-Man dinner here.
And leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Well, maybe you shouldn't do that.
I mean, I should probably start learning this stuff anyway, right?
Gentlemen,
I saved your sorry ass.
To the wall, Daddy. I know.
Time for a family reunion.
Look, I can take care of myself.
I like Kick-Ass! His costume is crappy.
I mean your real name.
or talking to my friend Todd on Skype...
Bobby? Bobby?
Just turn it on.
Well, I guess folks have just had enough of living in fear, you know,
Come on, sweet cheeks.
I guess we're not invited.
One guy?
- You don't actually read comics? - Yeah, I just started.
Like Scott Pilgrim and Shojo Beat, that kind of thing.
Like every serial killer already knew,
our coke?
- We know the truth. Yeah. - Right?
What, this is my choice, I gotta believe in ghosts or superheroes?
He's got a way better costume than Kick-Ass, too.
- She's safe. - Can I see her?
We e-mailed him. We got half the crew out doing petty crimes as bait.
I've only been back half a day,
Fucking freak in a mask! Get out of my house!
So if anyone out there needs help, I'll be fighting crime 25/8.
Check this, you're gonna fucking love this.
Holy shit.
Apart from some messed up nerve endings,
That fucking rocked. Who are you?
Okay, sweet. Well, I'll see you later.
Robin, Robin.
Kids nowadays in their tights.
It's fucking insane. I'm in way over my head.
- One guy? - I think.
Especially Katie Deauxma.
Fuck you, Mr. Bitey!
Mixed.
I'm not gonna hurt you, all right?
I got this e-mail from this chick.
My mother was killed by an aneurism in the kitchen...
you're a superhero and you're lonely, but you can't trust anyone
pack up whatever you need and we'll go back to my place.
Do you want to hear it or not?
edgewater isn't edgeswimming or edgeboating or edgekayaking or edgenosepicking or edgevanquishing or edgebumping or edgekicking or edgebottoming or edgeleaving or edgecrimping
- 'cause of the blood. - Right.
Are schools and offices so thrilling
Now switch to Kryptonite.
Thanks, Kick-Ass.
Kick-Ass was gone, but not forgotten.
Well, you know, I mean, getting mugged...
and pulls his fucking lungs out through his ass.
Now, this...
Let me see, Tre. Hey, what's more likely, huh?
What the fuck?
I know. But, Katie,
- Are you crazy? - My mom already died for nothing.
You're like fucking Jason Bourne or something, man. That owns.
Yeah. Didn't see that, did you?
that I'm the only one who ever fantasized about this?
Kick-Ass!
This is awesome! I look like fricking Wolverine.
Me When I realized that verbalase is with Charlie Morningstar
That's great.
After you.
Marcus became the child's guardian,
Fuck!
turned out to be more of a lame cobra.
- Hey, get up. - No...
I know that, dumbass.
They're actually pretty good.