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That's not even true. The medic threw my clothes away.
But as word of mouth continues to spread,
Look at me. I look like a putz.
And who knows, buddy, this might even get you laid.
currently streaming live on the Internet.
Hold him.
Please, I know you have mistaken me for Kick-Ass,
Yeah, it's gonna have a meltdown.
my dad wouldn't be.
I can't help it. I do because I...
"The glass of fashion and the mold of form
Now.
My mom has the burglar alarm on downstairs,
that someone probably worked their ass off to pay for.
What, like when we have a sleepover?
I hate getting punched in the chest.
Jimmy.
I'm so glad you're here.
- Hey, what are you doing? - There are people in there.
Rumors have it that this will be Kick-Ass's farewell appearance,
Look, I'm really, really sorry.
He's going in the alley.
But they're not.
He's right. I'm sorry. I'm acting totally childish.
Daddy, look.
City's guardian by night.
"And I, of ladies most deject and wretched..."
Like what?
- Holy shit. Have you guys noticed... - He's with Katie.
Outside your jurisdiction?
I'd never felt more alone.
Okay you morons, let's see what you can do now.
It's on the floor right over there. Find the lighter.
What, putting on a mask and helping people? How's that impossible?
Child, you know, that's because in the picture, it didn't have Gatling guns.
It's 300,000 bucks.
Murder, superheroes breaking into my bedroom,
- Do you know where that is? - No, but I'll just put it in the GPS.
Hey, Kick-Ass.
Thanks, Marty, this is really fucking helping me.
I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows,
and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?
Hey.
Due to the distressing nature of the images, we are unable to broadcast the events
Kind of fun, huh? Now you know how it feels.
Oh, my God.
They said I was their inspiration,
- Louie? Hey, Chris. - Or somebody. It doesn't have to be Louie.
You deserve better.
And out of my friends, man, I wasn't even the funny one.
Two cheap-shit losers screwing with a car
Shit! Fuck me, that kind of hurt.
This better be pretty serious, dude,
Since when I ask you fucks to deliver me Kick-Ass,
Yes, the silent killer.
It's okay. We're cool. We're only gonna miss the trailers.
That motherfucker Kick-Ass burnt down my warehouse
You need us, put on your website that you're on vacation.
Frankie, I'm telling you, man, I swear I'm not making this up.
We'll have our hot chocolate when we get back.
Can I make a confession?
Holy shit!
I'm good. Yeah, much better.
- Someone else jacked it last week. - Pussy.
Follow him, around the corner.
Hi, I'm Hit Girl.
- That is cool. - Yeah.
And it's been a whole week since I've heard from Rasul.
This is the last time. I totally swear.
He's his father's son.