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The Captain must have his sword.
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
You are a kind man. A handsome man.
Love led us here
- Love power - What kind of power
There are hungers as strong as the winds and tides
Well done, Jim. Your father would be proud.
Ooh, I love that one.
Open up in there! We wants the map, and we'll skewer anybody
Oh. Oh. Oh.
It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an...
the trip won't be a total loss financially speaking.
There's gotta be something better than this
Ooh! Hey, Long John! Hey! Get us outta here!
- Whoa! - Fabulous.
or die like stinking dogs.
Margaritas at the midnight buffet
It's all I have of his. Please. Please.
Let's dig up the treasure together, eh?
Yo ho, heave ho
Uh, Jim! I seem to have left my crutch on board.
This one small vessel has become a floating psycho ward
Billy Bones!
Land ho!
Easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, Rizzo!
And make your life bright as the rainbow
Okay, all right. So I'm a rat and you're a human being
Why, thank you, Mr. Plagueman. Next!
Oh, don't bother your head about that. You've only told old Long John.
- Take a cruise, you said. - Huh?
To wherever the wind may take us.
Who's everybody? I'm an orphan. I've got no family.
One more time now.
Make yourself useful. Try and save us. Do something!
SWAGG... THESE TOES!
I could have been a lawyer but I just had too much heart
You're honest and brave and true.
Whoa! on! on!
Jimmy. Jim. Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
No offense madam, no offense.
of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen!
Flaubert! Get away, you stupid Anteater! You spoiled my entrance.
Greetings. Moi am Benjamina Gunn.
Oh, yes, indeed.
- Gonzo! Gonzo! - What? What?
And oysters in your bed.
Uh... I'm a frog.
Oh, hi, Long John.
We're shipmates, aren't we, Jim?
If Jamie can't do it No one can
Thank you. Twice.
Oh.
Sailing for adventure
Silence!
I wish we were back at the Admiral Benbow eating table scraps.
Ah, that's just a figment of your imagination.
This is all my fault. Oh, what have I done to you?
There it is!
Upstage, lads! This is my only number.
Oh, it's okay, Mina. We're together again.
Anywhere the wind is blowing
om
You were in charge of railing dust.
Don't you start with me about pirates!
I may even have a future with the NBA.
and their exploding wigs of death!
Now Take Your Oars And Row Away. I Never Want To See You Again, Ever.
- First mate, he was. - My father was a first mate too.
Tie 'em back in their stakes!
Kill them all!
Make it work
So take my hand
This voyage has begun! Raise the gangplank!
weak and tiny pirate mans,
That's what I said! That's what I said!
I got the madness!
And believe me, lad,
- What was that? - I feel like such a fool.
I say... We should kill him!
What if it is cursed?
And we'll share and share alike with you
- Amen. - Amen.
'Tis a shame, really.
Of course. If they were to fall overboard,
So many people, they feel so bad
Oh, no. I got the madness!
Ow!
I'm the only friend you've got in the world now, Jim.
Raised him from a fingerling, I did.
- That. - You see, John?
Oh, I... I burned my hand. Oh.
I think I smell something burning, no?
Good evening, Bill.
Teddys response From muppet treasure island
Feel the inspiration
You wanna run that by us again in English, Mr. Bones?
I was Flinty's first mate! We all were! Blind Pew and me!
Ave. aye.
We'll use one of my daddy's boats,
Yo!