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Shut up.
Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle's
because I am not taking the bullet for this!
Look at his light eyes! They're freaky like a wolf!
After all the times I have defended you guys
He won't know anything.
The truth will come out...
because I think he forgot that you're a person.
about old Pete Hornberger.
We're the two biggest dirtbags around here.
who's been saying these hurtful things about me in the paper.
No, Jack, I'm not working on it.
So, all through grade school,
This show is the worst.
Hello, you've reached Pete Hornberger at "TGS."
No, I'm a reporter for the New York Post,
that somebody would say that about me.
Brought to you by SO YJO Y, fortified with optimism.
God, I am famished. Oh.
and we'll all sleep on it?
Hello! A little help!
The game is about to change.
No, no, here's how we're gonna play this situation.
Well, no, thanks. I have integrity.
That show is kind of "lowest common denominator."
He called me Jackie-boy.
I mean, one of my implants exploded...
Oh, hello, Vice President Cheney.
I would be so sad if I got caught for this.
I couldn't lie anymore, sir...