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When I told you that if Gotham no longer needed Batman, we could be together...
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like Christmas.
No, today I found out what Batman can't do.
what we stand for.
Down! I said, stay down there!
Why should I hide who I am?
I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey.
who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey.
I know the squealers when I see them...
But you already know what that is.
Nobody's gonna cross him for you. If you want this guy, you got one way.
Thanks again.
or the sweet and innocent civilians?
- when I said I wanted to inspire people. - I know.
She shares my enthusiasm for justice. After all, she is a judge.
I just want my button
We got him, Harvey.
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Keep looking. And keep it to yourself. Anybody asks, we got him out.
You can tell them I took it by force
You wanna know how I got these scars? I tried hard boiling an egg.....in the microwave.
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Two minutes, then we breach.
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That's very good, Mr. Lau. "Accidentally." Very good.
Assemble on the building opposite.
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Commissioner Loeb dedicated his life to law enforcement...
because he's busy.
I didn't rig those charges.
Who did you fuck over?
I told you my compound would take you places.
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Huh? You won't kill me...
There were more restaurant nightmares last night, Alfred.
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LUMBERG
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I believe in Matt Wagg
What's that? Jeez.
All right, tootsie, you're taking a dive with me.
every second, those people on the ferries get closer to blowing...
You've forgotten what I told you a long time ago. One of the painful truths of comedy... YOU ALWAYS TAKE SHOTS FROM FOLKS WHO JUST DON'T GET THE JOKE!
How will I know?
You don't have any say in the matter. Commissioner Gordon.
Donde están!?
And as for the television's so-called plan...
But when I say that one little old mayor will die...
One Fundraiser with my pals...
You know...
Don't let me find you out here again.
Where's Rachel Dawes?
The guy that hired youse...
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Enough from the Flea
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We want 10 million shares a week or we drop the price.
Oh, sure. You just take off your little mask and show us all who you really are. Hm?
别那么当回事
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Enough from the clown!
It's Gotham General.
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You just couldn't let me go, could you?
Harvey, it's okay. It's all right. Listen.
Switch it off, he ain't comin' He doesn't want to talk to us
Oh, they should. I own the place.
People are dying, Jim. What would you have me do?
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Harvey called.
That's a lot of Money
...It's about sending a message.
I'm a man of my word.
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You look tired, Alfred. You'll be all right without me?
You choose.
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That's a lot of chicken
Have you ever had to talk to the person you loved most...
You sure you wanna embarrass me in front of my friends?
Beautiful, isn't it?
Mount the curb!
He does that.
Alfred, what's the weather supposed to be like today A long time ago, I was in Burma...
Just accidentally wasting it.
- When you and... - Rachel!
Some members just want to watch the HOA burn
That wasn't exactly what I had in mind...
Because sometimes...
Sperm
Why so delirious?
The DNA belongs to Judge Surrillo, Harvey Dent and Commissioner Loeb.
Batman!
Drop your weapons! On the ground, now!
What can I do for you, Mr. Reese?
Heads, you get to keep your head.
- Don't! - I'm sorry.
Goodbye.
What makes you think I wanna hear you talk?
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Harvey. Tell everyone the truth.
Switch it off, he ain't coming. He doesn't wanna talk to us.
I've had a change of heart.
We Are Tonight’s Entertainment
What are you building for him now, a Rocketship?
and those criminals are back on the streets, followed swiftly by you and me.
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- Forever. - Then why do you wanna kill me?
Mine's Harvey.
when I was at Internal Affairs?
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When people use hand sanitizer during quarantine...
Now what? Need someone to shake it for you?
Are you all right?
Jim needs you to pack up and put the kids in the car right away.
Stand by.
You got more chance of winning the Powerball than running into him.
- Which one you going after? - Rachel.
They're waiting to ambush the SWAT team coming up the elevator.
On the ground! Stay on the ground!
You're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck.
It wasn't hard. See, madness, as you know...
Nigga Nigger Negro Nigga Nigger Negro
Okay.
Harvey, just in case, I wanna tell you something, okay?
Enough From Grimace!
If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live.
Maybe we could share one.
Where's the rubber man
No. No?
- Wow. Harvey's taking me next week. - Really? So you're into ballet?
When their enemies were at the gates...
Here's my card.
- Where are they?! - Choose between one life or the other.
What if Robbie Whitman is the Doodoo Bandit?
I can give you the names of the banks.
- Get him out of here. - But, Your Honor, I'm not done.
Mr. Fox? Security is showing a break-in at the R & D Department.
يلا على الحمام يارجوك بسرعه حبيبي
I'm sorry, Harvey.
How'd they get my DNA?
The Mob has plans. The cops have plans.
- What the...? - Ah, ah, ah.
You're sitting down there with scum like Wuertz and Ramirez and you're talking...
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I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!
I don't like that you got your own special unit...
- I said, hands up! - No!
Nigga Nigger Negro Nigga Nigger Negro
You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with.
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when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously?
Shut up!
- It can wait. - That bandit...
WHY SO serious?
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Carbon fiber, .28 caliber, made in China.
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shining.
You can't leave me alone with these people.