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Oh, Son, every day with you is a punch in the nads.
[Gibberish]
The only time my hands get dirty is when I drop my sandwich in the toilet bowl.
No! They're so horny!
How much did that fake sign set you back?
Never mind. Boop! Press "delete."
Wow, look at me talking to my hero.
Precious is "ourses."
Und now hachenscherflaggenschlager.
That's it.
Oh, Dad, Reagan and the hockey team made mistakes just like we all do.
Look, when Stan first told me, sure I might have been a tad upset.
Now... service me.
I had a great time tonight.
Wow! That's really honorable. She's a lucky lady.
She likes to drink the nectar.
The Precious is mine! Mine! [Laughing]
Good-bye, old friend.
##[Dance]
Mustache courtesy of an L.L. Bean mannequin name of Frederick.
- I know what I'm doing. - Hayley, I'm seeing someone.
- Stan, I am not going to- - [Gunshot]
What you need to be doing is dating a grown-ass man.
Yo, man! Apologize to the lady!
When they go in, they won't comes back out!