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Take it or leave it, dude.
...to even gaze upon, to find all phone numbers...
While we sit here dying of thirst.
A flagrant violation of my sworn duty, for which my recompense will be?
Time to get your distracting tits off my line
Mmm, not bad, Randy. Not bad at all. Thank you, chef.
Great, so it's give him a handjob or change up my whole Sunday routine?
You're the one who dropped it. Why do I have to clean it up?
...in the restaurant tonight.
Aw, man, I'm fricking starving.
"Publicity whore" isn't hyphenated so why-- Why the shit...
...are you maggots not prepping? I-- Wait, are you doing a bumper?
And what's so important about a stupid goldfish?
Anyway, those ISIS idiots are doing security...
Well, we didn't have to fight for a cab.
Soto drive people away, basically. Those people.
Yes.
Let's go, Chet, chop-chop.
Oh, I'm gonna go make a big pitcher of melon balls.
Keep trying.
If you can't turn that into promo gold, you should honestly consider suicide.