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Look at these guys, man. They're freaking Travoltas!
Yeah!
God willing, you're gonna be all right.
Yet heading into pIay today, the Reds were tied for the best record in the bigs.
Obsession? What? What? What is she talking about?
-l swear to you, l will beat you... -That wasn't me.
What key?
Did you hear that? Roaches are ewwy.
Steve.
You'd be surprised just how freaky l can get.
Balls and wieners Enjoy your schnitzel
Hey, Big Ragoo, I smell your feet from here. I like it.
On, Stevie! On, Bobby! On, Sarah!
l'm auditioning for the school musical, Pippin.
but you know what l mean.
Bastards!
Can you help us out?
Oh, my clothes!
and l don't have to quit the Department.
You, get back in your chair and finish your hot dog salad.
Shut up.
What the hell is that on your face?
So, that's a great body you got there. l mean,
Okay, just come on in.
You... You like that, huh? The musical thing.
Oh, great. We're all set?
Larry, l don't want to get into this with you here.
This l gotta see, baby.
Oh, a IittIe Iouder
Mmm-hmm.
All right, all right.
IT’S LIKE A CIRCLE
You are a fireman, man.
That was a key he was throwing away, that's what that was.
This isn't a folk concert, it's a hearing.
Daddy!
You got a better chance getting colonel sanders interested in a hamburger.
Come again?
Dad and Uncle Chuck sleep in the same bed.
l didn't know that. But now l'm glad l do.
-All right. -My baby!
Nothing. l'm just draining a few buckets with Eric and Tori over here,
Sorry.
Slow down! Slow down!
You throw one of us in the fire, we all go rushing in.
-Kids. -Yeah.
-Chuck! -Alex.
No, he's my first fatty.
Junior high?
l'll get you a heavy girl. She'll make you feel better about yourself.
-Hey, come on, come on. -Okay.
Looks more like bowl of shit
You make sure the passageway is clear, and you...
Tony, tag him.
Meet to nice you.
lt sure looked like you were there to me.
And let me tell you something. These men definitely broke the rules.
You may kiss the husband.
-Mr Levine. -Yeah.
Real smooth.
Marry Larry?
Okay, kids, ''shit'' is a bad word.
You don't wanna dance, do you?
That's right You suck!
Even though Chuck's leg was broken, like, in three different places?
He knew it wasn't you
l could suggest something that's a little more simple
Uncle Chuck, you left this in the kitchen.
Sure.
Seriously, though, l am not eating this crap!
-You're right. You're right. -Yeah.
lt's over, baby.
Yeah!
Probably the initial interviewer.
l make drop-offs.
Better watch what you say, my friend.
Yo, you got any tequila in this house? l want to fall right asleep.
but l was ignorant. lt's hurtful.
Jackson?
Hey, Chuck, Larry. We got a basketball game every Tuesday night at 6:00.
where do two guys get married?
$750? Oh, my balls, that's too low.
I’m gunna have to pass
l didn't think so.
Eric, why don't you watch the Met game, huh?
Don't tell me l don't know how to satisfy a man!
Sit down and get ready for dinner.
Oh, l'm sorry, l don't speak Gayanese.
Oh, it's okay, man. You can come out of the down-low.
l got you!
Oh, no big deal if they are or not. l don't care.
Really?
Let's hear that voice!
l'm kidding. Come on.
Yeah. Let's do this.
Then it took 45 minutes for this robot to stop calling me ''Dairy.''
At least the whole pension thing's working out for you, buddy.
Brace yourself, Larry.
Schmalenpime?
''Don't do this!'' ''Don't do that!'' ''Hey, what time you coming home tonight?''
Hey, we've been together forever!
Would you stop being so melodramatic?
Hey, anybody! You gotta get me out of here!
Hey, buddy!
so l can get home to my wife and be denied sex?
Now before, they were on the down-low, living a life that was a lie.
Look, do you have any idea of the stress an administrative position entails?
Oh, you couldn't handle it, little man.
Oh, yeah.
Smells like plastic.
More gay?
Nobody's slept on that side since Paula.
You, too, what?
She doesn't like when you talk during her shows. Come on.
No, no, we can do this. People lift cars. lt's adrenaline, you know?
lt's for later.
When l used to climb the rope in gym class, l wished it was a guy.
Order.
Oh, no. No, that's not really how we do it.
and you are ready to make a commitment,