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To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]

TV-14 AnimationComedy
 

The family has to move south as part of the Witness Protection Program.

#1
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 33.702
and the gum disease known as gingivitis.
#2
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 30.012
My daughter would absolutely love you.
#3
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.099
How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?
#4
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.042
That was Merle Haggard with "I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist". Next...
#5
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.530
"Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Lawry's Seasoning Salt".
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To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.928
Sheriff Officer TJ Hooker.
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To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.928
- Hoedown! - Hootenanny!
#8
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.300
Oh, no! Someone peed in my pants!
#9
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.020
Get your fat ass back here.
#10
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.017
You're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch. Call me.
#11
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.473
- What's that smell? - It's either bad meat or good cheese.
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To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.987
Yeah. I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend, and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!
#13
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.983
There's a Crunch Berry under the fridge.
#14
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.608
- What? - Come on over here, son.
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To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.757
Now here's Roy.
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To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.085
And this is my deputy, McMillan and Wife.
#17
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.839
I got blisters on my fingers!
#18
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.615
The phone hasn't rung all day.
#19
To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.577
I hated TJ Hooker. And I never actually saw McMillan and Wife, although I was aware of it.
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To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.329
- I smell a sitcom! - I suggest you start packing immediately.
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To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.160
Ulysses S Grant, you invite me to lunch then show up an hour late, drunk?
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To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.755
- That is some smart pig. - Good thing I copied off Oinky.
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To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.642
Help! Help! Get it off! Aaargh!
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To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.535
You can call me Officer TJ Hooker.
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To Love and Die in Dixie - Family Guy [S03E12]
Released: 2001-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.496
That drunken idiot kicked your sorry asses south of the Donna Dixon Line.