HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
people have laughed at me.
Toby is the worst human being I've ever known.
I'm so sorry, Pammy.
You do not try tactic number eight on me.
I would like a 15-percent raise.
Every day for eight years,
BY LEANING BACK AND BY WHISPERING, I ESTABLISHED A DOMINATE PHYSICAL POSITION.
RYAN: I don't know what you're talking about.
You give me a good raise or no more sex.
I'm sorry.
And why are you so interested in buying me something, Jim?
But now, apparently, Darryl has some issues with...
And every day, for eight years,
Okay, I want you to be Darryl and ask me for a raise
DARRYL: Yeah. I taught Mike some new phrases.
I made one tiny mistake.
This is long overdue. I want to do it today.
Are you wearing lady clothes? Those look like lady pants.
(PHONE RINGING) Then what did he do?
Okay?
Citizens do not accept prizes for being citizens.
Do you know who the real heroes are?
Yeppers!
No! He has been wanting a raise for a couple of months
Thanks.
I don't know.
No.
and you call me to calm you down...
That’s true. [Darrell] Yeah that’s true.
I didn't really have time to be scared.
I don't make this much.
No, Jan.
I made one tiny mistake!
You're wearing a woman's suit? No.
I just... I think that we both made some bad choices.
a lot more work and I need a raise.
I still think he’s way overpaid