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Can you?
I could maybe... you know, I could...
It's just a joke to you, isn't it?
in his system forjuggling girls...
and came in through the sliding door?
You're not really gonna be dating him,
I am dating Mike Turitto
Bye, guys!
Now, I say our best chance at heartbreak...
You guys,
- You are not him, - No, don't hold back,
Kate, this is for every guy out there...
Good,
You can't have a girlfriend...
No guy is worth fighting over! Stop!
My name is Lucretia!
The sunset is that way,
You're perfect, Kate,
Yeah, okay,
Heather, be Kate,
I don't think this is such a good idea,
Look, Kate...
Kate, do you know what happens when you let your guard down...
Refuse... And down will come baby cradle and all.
I breathe a lot,
Can you imagine growing up with a mom who only dates jerks?
Okay, a ride home? Wh-what do I do?
to protect myself against that,
Oh, and she's writing a children's book,
No, no, no, no, You're gonna be fine,
Look at him, struttin' his stuff like he owns the place,
You know, um...
“No, we hate you”
So... you must be new,
Or am I the best spy in the world?
in your head before you answer him,
I mean, i-i-it's always me,
Yeah,
How do you know he's going to have a party?
Okay, look, you'll be fine, okay?
I mean it,
for this kind of weirdness...
Okay,
Later, man,
You brought us here, You showed us that we have...
Some kick-ass dance moves,
but you never listen to me,
and took early retirement in Sun City, Florida,
Oh, hey,
That one's Heather, head cheerleader,
No, uh...
''AU! Get outta the bar!''
Get down!
Very clever, sweetheart,
-John... -Hey, sweetie,
We've gotta get out there,
This is Kate,
That's not fair,
Um...
Um... yeah,
Look, I know what you're thinking,
I can't quite explain it, but...
Beth, can you speak into the cleavage?
John Tucker is not whipped,
''Girl'' is my type,
I'm sorry, princess,
I said do you have it?
And what are they doing talking to you?
Yeah, Coach has me drinkin' 'em twice a day,
Kate?
you tapped that by now!
I'm... not quite ready to order,
Please try and pay attention, and all cell phones off,
He is,
Detention?
Yeah,
Mm-mm, mm-mm,
- Hey, man, - Hey,
I've already made a projected Heartbreak Timeline...
That shallow bastard thinks I'm not complex?
- That's true, - Eh?
I just got so caught up in it,
A systematic destruction...
- Oh? - Laugh all you want,
So big deal, she lied,
We're just going out,
No, once you've started...
- Hey, - Hey,
I'll be right there,
You'll be fine,
Kate,
Do it like this,
Hey,
You guys hooked up?
What? Is it okay?
because ''Observations'' require a topic sentence...
It's no question who's taking the Kodiaks to State this year,
Too much talking ruins the moment,
We give him herpes, they give him an award,
Okay, don't tell me,
Think I might have some of that,
I can't believe I ate meat for him,
- Listen...
Are you a narc?
I... I'm totally ready,
can I give you a ride home?
Okay,
- Exactly! - Hey! Girls! Stop,
I would never do, 'cause they... torture animals,
She's right, I mean, he's always making me feel guilty,
You know, she's... she's deep, man,
Totally,
Yeah, well, he's warmed up to me...
Uh, I'm-I'm in need of a lab partner,
Can you finish the game?
You're from... Chemistry, right?
I will have you know that at tonight's away game...
Where do you want to go?
Lay off, That's sensitive,
No, no, no, chocolate makes everything better,
True,
Okay, everybody, Let's play,
Kodiaks, attack...!
Not gonna happen,