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I'm dead! I'm dying! I'm dying!
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. We started something.
Well, it ain't, it ain't, it ain't, raining
Like I say, it might save their life one day.
Okay. Okay, you got it? Good. Good.
From my $15 imitation Bally slip-ons to our replicated Rolexes.
Chet Ripley. How do you do?
What the hell is that supposed to mean? Never mind, honey.
Roman and I are gonna have a talk a little later on, girls.
Chet! Chet!
Uncle Roman will blow some coin on a kick-ass drag boat.
Then I'll pull you up.
Yakety yak Don't talk back
He's making what?
Roman, you could help on this, you know.
of the people I'm gonna bless with this opportunity, and I say bless,
Come on, y'all, let's say it one more time
Big bear chase... Big bear chase...
Our Lady of Victory...
There'll be times we'll go a month without going to bed together.
Yes, sweetheart?
Right there. Right there, Dad. Look up! Look up!
Call me that one more time, you're gonna go home with a dent in your forehead.
- A nice kiss on the cheek. - No.
Honey, come on! Whoa. Whoa.
Looks the same, doesn't it?
I'm dying!
How about the gourmet here? You know what he wanted? Hot dogs.
No, no, no, you specify, you clarify it for me. All right?
Yeah!
Oh, jeez!
Well, it's not.
If that's okay with...
Buddy Reiser died.
I want you boys to stay here and look after your mother and your aunt. All right?
ESPN’s gonna shit a solid gold brick! What a great surprise!
I can't believe that I'm actually gonna miss this place.
Chase me!
Cara! Mara!
It ran off. We never saw it again.
You want me to take care of the thing, I'll take care of the thing.
I'm a phony. I'm a fraud. I'm a fake.
I got an unbelievable investment opportunity for you.
I see a paper mill, and, if the strategic metals are there, a mining operation.
Well, I'll be picking splinters out of it from now until the day I die!
You were picking your nose
Let's go home. I think I'll go home. You go home?
Big bear!
Come on. We'll all pitch in later and clean this up, all right? Let's go.
You ain't gonna rock and roll no more
Naa-na-na-na-na
Just a minute. Hold on.
Cammie, phone.
Has everybody got their leech?
Gee, I'm 25 pounds overweight. I don't need a blast to the ticker like that!
You tour the lake in comfort is what I'm saying.
Do it on the floor.
What a fighter.
People seem to like that.
You all packed?
yes beryl percentagesial? what do you want? i want to perennially percentage punish you.
Hey.
Get all that garbage out of sight
Hey! What the hell?
Now we'll get some action.
Everyone loves bugs Especially fireflies
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
Come on! Yeah!
We're glad you're home, honey.
Just finish cleanin' up your room
Do you remember inviting him?
Hey, look, now, whatever you want to do.
You rode it like it was.
These are the biggest worms I've ever encountered.
I've got a great idea. You're gonna see some bears.
It's been touching you for 12 years! You never freaked!
and casually stroll along life's path.
It's one I'll never forget.
God. Thanks a lot!
You were picking your nose.
Yeah, it sounds good.
And when you've finished doing that
Oh, honey.
Let go of the rope.
Getting a breath of night air.
You bastard!
I don't need a blast to the ticker like that!
At our wedding,
Get the hell in the car. We gotta beat Uncle Roman home. Move it! Move it!
That thing!
of heart attacks and strokes long before you.
Whoa. Big head on him.
Tell Ripley, too, huh? Done.
8:00.
But that doesn't mean I didn't mean what I said. For the most part, it's true.
Hey, I'm trying to read here.
Another Birthday
You don't have to hide from me. Tell me what it is.
What it means is I would like to blow Uncle Roman out my ass!
They're hiding under a bed or something.
soft, fluffy things.
Jesus, Dad!
I love it when you're Burt. You're always...
Wow.
What a gas!
and there was that bear right in the window.
So?
Come over. Let's see a little action. After all, you know everything.
Why? Because my father gave it to me,
I got you! I got you!
You're not done. I still see crumbs left on that wrapper
What exactly is this thing again?