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You know exactly what to do at any given moment.
See you later.
Home? We've got a whole day of activities planned. A little nap.
What time do you finish work?
Hey, take your hands off her! You wanna go right now?
What the hell are you talking about? We're a family, for crying out loud!
We're broke, we're bankrupt, we're busted.
All kids like bugs. They're cute. Especially fireflies. Their butts light up.
Okay, okay, just be still.
sss-s-s-six-s-six-six-sixty sixty-six times!
Oh!
We're gonna go over it one more time, okay? Fine.
Hi!
Lips and Assholes!
All right, calm down, calm down.
A unique investment opportunity came my way.
That's it. Have it your way.
Sorry, Dad.
Put your hands on your hips, yeah
It just means that we are having some emotions.
I can't believe you, Dad. All right?
Gonna introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake.
Wow.
All right, I'll just drive out.
Come on.
Here we go! Okay.
Then I'm gonna throw it down.
You know, Chet and I haven't had lobster in an age, not since our anniversary, anyway.
Go faster!
Really inappropriate, Chet.
Roman, I got a few things to gnaw over with you.
Mind if I go now?
There's Nothing On That Plate But Gristle And Fat
Good night.
I hate to do this to you.
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You get to wear the good outfits!
that you'd figure there'd be strings attached.
PUT A CORK IN IT MILANO WE ARE TALKIN BISINESS
All right, uh!
Mom, it's fine.
Have you ever seen whiter whites?
It was my only last hope.
Save that one. That'll be for me.
I'm gonna walk down life's path right now.
you think you could throw in a couple of Paul Bunyan hats for the kids?
That's quite a hairdo you got going there, Reg.
Help! Help!
This is very unfair, Roman.
Yeah, I know muskie's the big-deal fish up in these waters,
Oh, well, I'm glad.
That's a goddamn lamp!
I found your youngsters inside the mine perimeter.
That's the way you get it going.
You know the trouble with you, Ripley?
Upstairs! There's a bear!
Yeah, I can hold, but not for too long.
I apologize to you both. It was a terrible thing to say.
Oh, he's heating the flue.
We should've brought Uncle Roman's car.
Yes, yes, I was.
Excuse me. Can we get some service over here?
Six times!
We got it!
You bastard, Roman!
He was your mentor, wasn't he?
Uncle George?
Go loose!
What? Who's saying something about my tails? They're killers.
Why?
Give me a hug, will you? Come on. Dad...
Yes, Ben?
When I say "ready."
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Oh, great.
Put it in there with all the others.
Look at this. $110 for a lighter.
You're grown up now. You deserve it.
When do you go back to Chicago?
It is a 96-ounce prime-aged beef steak.
Don't do this here. Let's go to the bedroom.
Oh, you have an awful lot of nerve, Roman. A lot of nerve.
Yeah.
Hungry for blood!
You got a good life. Pretty good.
I'm moving now!
How about you, Chet?
I don't know. I'm waiting for it to happen.
Nice Zagnut!
We call it the Loon's Nest.
Client's amazement at how much storage space you've added.
All right, girls, why don't you kiss Mr. Tompkins on the cheek?
I'm crazy about you. Kiss me.
Ow! Uh!
You don't have to focus? You don't have to focus. Just push the red button.
Okay, hang on, okay? Hang on tight.
I don't own the park.
All right!
I mean our kids.