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Equals? We Make 70% Of Your Salary For The Same Job
We don't have time for mojitos!
My son is gonna take over the planet,
It's time for me to be responsible. Isn't that right...
because it does not exist, you are hereby sentenced to...
On earth men and women are equals.
And if you think my top is cute... you cannot execute
Dada?
Domination!
"Jerry, Majoring In Civics Was Your Mistake."
You'll turn him into Ralph Finnes in Red Dragon.
the next minute you're in a fist fight with your alien son.
- I was like... - Give them a ship, now.
I said "thanks, dumb dumb". Go get more.
Take a look.
all writing is, in my opinion.
And if you hurt him, you have to kill me, Rick!
From here we dispense mechanical surrogates
Top? My top!
you're no better than the men whose farts shall remain unspoken
when females separated from the males
a wrong color foundation for your skin,
but first
My car!
Death.
back upstairs.
kept me locked in the house until I was a teenager.
I'm here if you need to talk. I'm here if you need to talk.
to maintain our population.
No! Jackie!
What? A night on the couch?
Oh God. Hey stop that!
evolved that they replaced females with birthing machines.
That's my catchphrase, remember?
Let me grab this thing.
I don't care Summer. This place is the worst!
you take that back.
You might wanna cover your eyes, Summer.
yes beryl exclamationmarksial? what do you want? i want to amper sans to make ampersans with you.
- Happy?! - Just ignore them.