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Yes, sir.
It takes a certain kind ofman not to crack under combat.
I‘m gonna do more than that.
I‘ve said good—bye to all the nurses. They even gave me a farewell present.
“The Princess and the Pea?”
[Mc/ntyre ] It’s not real gold, Radar What you got there is pyrite.
— Never at a loss for a cliche, are we? — Is everything all right here?
Darling, it‘s nothing you‘ve done, or did.
In my wildest dreams, I never thought I‘d be this rich. I‘ll buyyou a drink.
The typical love/hate complex.
[Crash]
— Suture. — Suture.
and The Major Was a Miner,
Why would they put cream cheese in my house slippers? Do I know?
That is a rumor started by people I‘ve fallen over.
He can‘t do that to us.
I take my life in my hands every time | go to bed.
[ Henry] Hamburgersruffed in your ears?
Waita minute. I smell a rat.
|fyou need a reason to drink, you shouldn‘t.
I almost forgot. It‘s time to listen to my favorite Armed Forces soap opera,
Frank,just leave my married life out ofthis.
[Margaret] Maybe we could arrange to get leaves at the same time.
— Oh, no, Margaret, no, no. — Is it something I haven‘t done?
[Frank Continues On Tape |ndistinctly]
Nor is it humorous to wake up with hamburger stuffed in your ears.
What‘s happened to your hook—— your hand?
Don‘t be greedy. I‘m putting mine under my bed.
Margaret, we‘re both mature, grown—up adults. We——