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I'm afraid that Ogg and Grogg, all of our friends here,
Describe dangerous, sir.
I traveled 10,000 miles for a paper weight?
And the clouds give back every time they cry
Oh, this is great. This is a great idea.
- Ted? - How dare... Hang up, Father.
Hold on, there, Son. Ted, what is this contraption?
(SINGING) You are fired
LouisTheMan and BatmanFan76 crash their cars
So who's ready to learn?
which is quite special.
Oh, no!
Milk is sour. Don't drink.
Oh, that's not right at all. "The shrine is 40 feet tall"?
(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
What have you done,Ted? What have you done? Oh please don't make it done again, I can finish up please, give me a finish up my job!
I'll find the things they say just can't be found
(HORN BLARING)
Get away.
- Hey, he's getting away. - All right, all right, I got him. I got him.
Yeah. See? I told you.
Home.
(Shouting)
And the clouds give back every time they cry
I'm smelling pet.
Would that work for you?
(GEORGE CRYING) (shut door)
IT'S MY FATHER'S ONLY MUSEUM!
- Oh. Oh, good catch. Carry on. - Thank you, sir.
- There, sir. Mufutis. - Good eye, Edu.
And the trouble I find is that the trouble finds me
(GEORGE WHOOPING)
- It's so cute. - Oh, he's so cute.
CABBY: For Crying Out Loud, Lady, There's No Screaming In Cabs.
One grouch's trash That's another grouch's outfit
WOMAN: Way to go, Mr. Ted!
Hold on, George! Holly, crap!
That's not a rhino. That's a...
Yeah Illumination!
We had it all along.
All right, I didn’t mean literally.
I do love the museum, Ted.
Oh, no, no. Adventure! You brought adventure to my life.
- Yes, but where is he? - Oh, boy.
I'm all out of ideas. What do you got?
Not if you're behind that wall.
- Stand aside, men. - Mr. Ted.
we are going to hollywood!
The Banker's offering $320,000 plus access to brandon's feet pics. Deal...Or no deal?
(PHONE RINGING)
I can feel a change in everything
Hi.
[girl screams]
- He's not serious, is he? - Well...
- Come on. - The other people watching we
For crying out loud Guy there's no screaming in cabs From Curious George
of saving my father's museum.
Take a message Splodge I'm busy
TED OOHING
You know, I look forward to all your Thursday lectures.
- Here. Here's a balloon. - Oh, you like blue, too?
He is a man of action.
Monty mole: goomba didn't Bowser and kamek has hijacked? goomba: I don't know if we have genders. Shy guy: spiny cheep and the others were DOOM! [clip from Bowser's minions the movie 2]
Because I have a strict no-return policy
phil spencer gets kicked out of microsoft hq
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
You are red-handed with pet!
Did you hear something?
I'm...
Wear your best suit. Just get down here.
- Yeah, sure. Why? - Why?
He's floating away.
Just as lonely as we wanted to be
it's to late to cheer me up
Oh, before I forget, here's a bill for my services.
So please, my hat.
innerspaceexplorer gets attacked by puppies
I'll explain it all when I get back.
This is beyond bad.
Where are you?
Monkey? Monkey? Where are you?
Teddy rux fucking pin!
- Hey, is that a real spear? - BOY: Can we play with it?
Well, I can try
And put it all together And then I'll rearrange it
Just long enough to be
He's grooming me. Everyone's doing it.
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You are no more 17-B!
Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo.
George!
I'm going to sleep good tonight.
If I had a minute For every hour that I wasted
But it's so much fun
(GIRL) ''Wow! it looks like Aqualad's erect penis!''
what am I supposed to do?
"Turn your eye to the light. Go from blindness to sight."
- Right over there. - Thanks, Mr. Bloomsberry.
Oh, no. No, no, no. No. No, you don't. No.
...OF SAVING MY FATHER'S MUSEUM.
- I guess we should just take a picture. - Quick, get a picture.
if you games, you have to suck monster stevens cock!!! he needs cock!
- Daddy, I'm scared. - Interesting.
1
IVAN! IVAN!
Whoops
I found... Sparky.
Doubter intervention
Make the grass grow green beneath my toes
And put it all together Then I'll rearrange it
Well...
Down. No, no, no!
You're the hero of the moment.
Put the lions zebras giraffes and hippos back to africa.
No quiero subir Brandy y El Señor Bigotes de Disney en Azteca 7 TE ODIO
What? This can't be it.
Well, look at that. A monkey who likes to play peek-a-boo.
- Hello? - Mr. Bloomsberry? Ted here.
The more I've learned inside the city
- Edu, it's okay to use the brake. - Oh, relax.
So quit trying...
Finally, a new owner
Yeah, that's it, Ted. Just make it bigger. No problem.
- You've got to be kidding. - Look at that get-up.
penis balls and anus too, all the hookers going to strip I'm going to get a blowjob from a prostitute
Yes, yes, yes, where is the idol?
I don't want... I can't have you in my life.
I'm here to be professionally outfitted for a jungle expedition.
But for how long?
He gave me the idea as we were floating over the city.
I kind of need my hat.
Oh, boy.
Ted! Ted! Over here.