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Summer, can I welcome you to the stage, please?
If any of you were even remotely Jewish...
He does when he's reading from right to left.
- I'm a dead man tomorrow. - In all seriousness...
- I'd say that's a pretty religious holiday. - The birth of Christ? I'd say so.
Bye, Dad.
Yeah, sure, I can meet you.
- And I love Chrismukkah. - So we've heard.
Sounds like a low-grade relationship issue brewing.
Is Marissa here? I was hoping to catch her.
I know I've made things weird, but sometimes...
I just want you to know the truth.
It's a holiday tradition.
Hard to believe I was once skinny and awkward, I know.
Dr. Roberts.
That her mom's now a Jeff Foxworthy fan?
Actually, this is kind of lame.
- Well, come dance with us. - All right. Excuse me.
But seriously, you went out in public like this?
...and he's cool with everything.
Gotta do the right thing. Yeah. Feels like I do that a lot.
- Exactly. - So it's on.
There we go.
This song is called "That's What Friends Are For."
Rabbi Gutterman. He does a lovely job. Very easy for you to mimic.
So he's not gonna do the operation?
I would never... I would...
I'm good, Seth. How are you?
You hear "That's What Friends Are For," you're done.
- Where were you? - I think figuring out what a mensch is.
- Sorry to let you down. - It's not just me.
Hey, kid. You mind turning off the TV?
Not that you aren't one already...
I just wish he'd let us help him.
- That is so sad. - Well, apparently me in a yarmulke...
That feels like forever ago.
When you wanna get that tree, you just let me know.
- Hey! - Now, everybody, join in.
I gotta go set up.
...forgot his glasses, so he's going to be right back.
Yeah. I kind of wanted to talk about last night.
...but everyone in Newport usually comes.
Okay. Sorry to keep you guys waiting. So.
- Minimal Hebrew. - Which I'm fine with.
Well, that's just because you don't know better.
And your friend Johnny, who, whatever he's done...