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- I don't know if I can do this. - It'll be over before you know it.
I just feel terrible lying to her. We've come so far.
Oy, humbug.
- The whole Johnny thing? - There is no Johnny thing.
We'll just tell the Newpsies that we're raising money for the hospital.
A Chrismukkah bar mitz-vahkkah.
Nope.
Plus, the Angels won. Looking pretty good this year.
- Finally has some friends. - Sure.
This won't be an ordinary bar mitzvah. Know what this will be?
Hey.
He's in bad shape.
Johnny, your friends are here.
Is what's-her-name around? We could all go later and pick out ours.
I was so close to making that happen.
It's one of the unfortunate truths of the bar mitzvah, Ryan.
Good. Just had a trial run at the Christmas-tree lot.
Look, I thought we just made peace. I told you, I'm taking care of things.
And Marissa Cooper will be portraying the miraculous oil.
As long as people are dancing to "Y.M.C.A."...
That's the Torah for you. Once you start unscrolling, it's hard to stop.
I don't know, Cooper Scooper.
The whole point was to help Johnny.
- Again? - Yeah.
Everyone wants to see you. Whatever you're doing, it can wait, right?
- Mazel tov, kid. - Oh, thank you, sir.
- No prob. Is everything cool? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Holy crap, that's it. - What's it?
Hey, man. Actually, it's... It's not a good time.
Thanks. That's really nice of you guys.
Not really.
It's just that this year, it just feels like it's flying by so fast, Sandy.
- Is everything okay? - Who is it, Ma?
I mean, I kind of need to know that everything's okay with you.