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I'd like to introduce you to my father-in-law.
I do. I just... I wanna stay friends.
- I really can't. - Sure you can.
My Chrismukkah forecast calls for trouble.
- It'll just be a minute. - Okay.
And then we can spend it on Johnny's surgery.
I haven't been here in so many years. I forgot how majestic your home is.
And you said Summer Roberts was coming.
Marissa...
She used to spend hours picking out a tree, seeing how dry the pines were.
Marissa. Come, join us. You're practically family.
The club's throwing a holiday party anyway. We'll hijack it.
...Chrismukkah bar mitz-vahkkah. A charity event for the Hoag Hospital.
Ryan...
Kirsten.
- What? - What's wrong, honey?
Well, I'm too busy. I really haven't had a chance...
A bar mitzvah? For Ryan?
Okay, how about if we...? No.
It's got huge crossover potential.
All right. All right, I'll talk to him.
Ryan doesn't wear glasses.
- You're finally a man now. - And they're playing your song.
- I can see that. - No, I'm serious.
- You got some time to talk? - Actually, I'm kind of busy.
No. I know.
...let's-take-time-off-just-be-friends- because-I'm-in-Iove-with-you Johnny?
Hey. Sorry.
- So that's a pass, then? - Why not? We've been here three hours.
I saw you guys.
Well, are you winning?
We only have one hurdle left before you become a man.
Well, misery loves company.
I figured he could use some holiday cheer.
- Very high-grade. It's level five. - What's the problem?
- Julie, what are you gonna do? - I'm gonna let her have her fun.
- Hi. - Hey. Join our circle.
Hey, man.
What did I tell you?
Right. A Chrismukkah miracle. That's what I do.
...if it weren't for a mitzvah the Cohens performed for me.
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