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Come on, spit it out. Speak up. I like a joke as well as the next fat person.
Pobre Walala, siempre le pasan cosas malas :(
You stupid girls don’t own me
Have one.
the salvos alexander heights. what about them? they're much bigger and 100000000 times better than the salvos malaga. that's very true.
Oh, no, thanks.
They'll let me in! MATILDA Here's your hat, Daddy!
TRUNCHBULL: Hanging down by your ears.
[CAR APPROACHING]
[♪♪♪]
Of Course You Didn't Do It, You Little Twit. Of Course You Didn't Do It, You Little Twit.
Yes, I Know What Caveat Emptor Means, You Lowlife Liar!
Because she's a spectacularly wonderful child, and I love her.
You’re The Only Daughter I Ever Had, Matilda.
What? - This is illegal. What? - This is illegal.
Much too good for children.
My boy, today's the day I take you to the shop. What do you say?
No! No! No! Get away from me.
Benso: Ademas que igual me gusta hacer el scat se va a la habitacion con walala
Now eat it!
Miss Honey Had A Deep, Dark Secret.
You Chose Books. I Chose Looks. You Chose Books. I Chose Looks.
Bruce looks real bad.
[♪♪♪]
Now we're going to believe this into your life... they're like explanation.
She's got 120,000 miles on her.
What? This is illegal.
. .
who's filling in for gina timmins? larisha roth.
Well nobody will be there, we're moving to Guam!
How do I know? You shut it off!
cody shut up and leve me aolne
Matilda, would you like to come over to my house this afternoon?
it used to be nooverment and being lonely with sammie d'olivio and just telling mardie chobe to settle down but he quit so it would be bernard tomic taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Luan Loud you're A little cheat Luan Loud is stupid
I'M THE MAP IM THE MAP HES THE MAP HES THE MAP IM THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP HIT THE DANCE FLOOR HIT THE DANCE FLOOR HIT THE DANCE FLOOR
You Were Born Into A Family That Doesn't Always Appreciate You,
GIRL 1: The chalk. BOY 1: The chalk.
Shut Up! I Can’t Think With All These Sirens. What Do You Think, Pumpkin?
♪ Lovey dovey lovey one Come sit down on my knee ♪
Found a school clip of Ms Ross
Great job
Would little Brucey come up here
so he invited the mother's stepsister to come and live with him.
Soup's on the stove. Heat it up if you get hungry.
I expect you're wondering what I'm talking about. Hm?
I'm Fed Up With All This Reading! You're A Wormwood, It's Time You Started Acting Like One! Sit Up And Look At The TV.
Nos enseñó con un poop.
Matilda had learned what most people learn in their early 30s:
George Washington what?!!!!!!!!!!!
Let Me See The Money. - Never Mind.
Yell at me okay!
Wormwood! Sell me our lemon?
...she did not let it interfere with her teaching.
Yeah, right. Mikey, get me a beer.
HARRY Chew your food! You're an animal!
No! No! No! Get away from me!
Matilda might never have discovered her own great strength of mind
Sassy kelly
Super Super Glue The Glue That Will Stay Strong No Matter What
the Wormwoods signed the adoption papers.
[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
Wait, Dad, you're going too fast. Just write.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] I really did do it, Miss Honey.
I need to talk to somebody besides our stupid kids.
Was Julius okay? After being thrown out the window?
I ain't seeing your wisdom for no troublesome.
I'm sure you're aware by now that Matilda has a brilliant mind.
These things are a test of character.
Sometimes she leaves you in there all day.
- They named her "Matilda." - You're supposed to eat the spinach. Ohh!
Eso me pasa por rata
The sawdust quiets the gears, and lets the engine run as sweet as a nut for a couple of miles. Ha-ha-ha. - Daddy, that’s cheating. - Of course it’s cheating. Nobody ever got rich being honest.
She is in the door She is inside
AGENT BILL: You've been taping all week.
You found that comb in the bouillabaisse.
Ando con 2 esquizofrénicos volándome por encima
[GROANING]
[♪♪♪]
When your on your phone During family time
(SCREAMING SOUND EFFECT)
ZINNIA: Oh, yeah. I like that joint.
Oh.
In This Classroom, In This School, I Am God!
And expensive. $9.25 for a bar of soap?
There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.
CHILDREN: Mrs. F-F-I
Bye !
9:17 is correct.
Step out, My sugarplum.
This Is The Cottage From Your Story. - Yes.
Homero bart lisa marge maggie milhouse moe abraham bob ned barney apu clancy eddie loy duff man gaspar willie kent nelson waylon troy seymour todd reverendo
My sister convincing me to buy Jayz tix & resale
Moby what?!? This is filth, trash! Here. - It's Not Mine! It's a Library Book. Moby what?!? This is filth, trash! Here. - It's Not Mine! It's a Library Book.
What?
the first practical advice she could use.
who's filling in for justin bieber? selena gomez.
Oh, I believe that you should believe in whatever power
Pescadito, ven a mí, solo te quiero comer
[♪♪♪]
You must have some more.
Anytime anywhere look at this treasure reading I think I should don't look at that
Here, keep drilling.
NARRATOR: So Matilda's strong, young mind continued to grow,
I warn you, sir, I want a tight car, because I run a tight ship.
NARRATOR: She pictured a lovely building surrounded by trees
[THURSTON HARRIS' LITTLE BITTY PRETTY ONE PLAYING ON RADIO]
Fed up
without having to wade through male strippers!
If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage.
Yes. She can multiply large sums in her head.
All right. HARRY: Quick!
Luan Loud get out of here
EVIL DAILYN, HOW DARE YOU GO TO THE AMC THEATER TO SEE DAILYN & FRIENDS THAT'S IT,YOURE GROUNDED FOR 5 WEEKS,GO TO BED NOW
[screaming]
The Hat Shrunk, The Fibers Fused To My Hair. Ow. The Hat Shrunk, The Fibers Fused To My Hair. Ow.
(LAUGHING SOUND EFFECT)
Person? - Get up.
Matilda! Miss Honey.
MATILDA: How did her father die?
Oh, Charlie, won't you get those crayons for me.
(grunting, straining)
Who are you?
P
It's a tall, narrow hole in the wall behind a door.
Six and a half.
And he called her Trunchbull?
Leave Me Alone! - Shut Up! Leave Me Alone! - Shut Up!
Luan Loud Sobbing
Luan Loud you can't wear a hat inside
Shot put, Javalin, Hammer throw
Well, you just asked me how school was.
GIRL 1: Lavender! GIRL 2: Lavender!
Watch the speedometer.
I'm Hortensia. MATILDA & LAVENDER: Hi.
I'm telling you, I didn't do it!
Now, eat it!
[Shrieks]
I Don't Want To Leave. - Why Of Course You Are!
And here. - Okay.
You could take as many as you like.
I'm 6 and a half, mommy. Five, then.
Luan loud you're stone
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
and you wouldn't have to walk here every day.
You've gotta be kidding. - Uh-uh.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Shotput javelin hammerdrill
Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Minnows
Of course it's cheating. Nobody ever got rich being honest.
You know, you could have your very own library card.
NARRATOR: Most great ideas come from hard work and careful planning.
(SIRENS WAILING SOUND EFFECT)
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's enjoying her grandkids now. oh congratulations to her! i hope they've caused her boing boings.
who's filling in for matthew coombes? delaware saint john.
Is that Lissy Doll?
I'm Fed Up With All This Reading! You're A Wormwood, It's Time You Started Acting Like One! Sit Up And Look At The TV. I'm Fed Up With All This Reading! You're A Wormwood, It's Time You Started Acting Like One! Sit Up And Look At The TV.
walala "porque no cambiai los plátanos por cochayuyo
You're a little cheat What are you stupid
I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and shove it up your bazooga!
I read this book last year on mathematics at the library.
La cagué
I didn't do it.
What poem would that be? Mrs. D, Mrs. I
TRUNCHBULL: Shut up! The entire assembly
I'm Gonna Fight Like A Man!
Matilda Wormwood.
6つ半。
when you go to your cubbies to get your smelly coats,
Yes!
I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna burn down your showroom!
TRUNCHBULL: Hop to. Hippity-hop.
[MURMURING]