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I just thought you'd like to know, it's not a snake. It's a newt.
Fsht!
but that takes time, equipment, money.
LAVENDER: It's a salamander.
20 years ago, we could turn the numbers back by hand. But—
No, no! Get away from me! That!
Rotten kids. You wanted cake, you got cake.
(MUSIC PLAYING SOUND EFFECT)
They're all mistakes, children. Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one.
Did we!
GO SHARK!!
you get to take home.
Oh, no, thank you, dear.
Shut Your Light Off.
will never see the light of day again. You.
desert calling
NARRATOR: Harry and Zinnia Wormwood
you think you have inside of you. Believe it with all your heart.
I'm just giving it away!
NARRATOR: In the time it took Miss Honey to get very, very nervous,
I'm Great. I'm Incredible. I'm Great. I'm Incredible.
Stop! Silence!
What has she done now?
So did you know it was illegal
who's filling in for donnatella versace? donnatella coyle.
and he'd always give me the bigger half.
(CAR CLICKING SOUND EFFECT)
So can a calculator.
I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong and there's nothing you can do about it
Se quedo pegao
It would change your life too if you waxed yours, I'm positive.
Me lecturing my parents about grocery shopping...
Mm.
What?
[YELLING]
I promise.
Hehehehhe enjoy Go matida
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Act like fuckin kids. Keep your hands and comments to yourselves. Annoying asses.
When exactly when I say it! - Here's your hat, Harry. - Give me that. And right now, we are eating dinner and watching TV.
Shot Put, Javelin, Hammer Throw.
I Still Don't See How You Glued Your Hat On, Harry.
Get Inside, You Festering Ball Of Pus!
I think there is something wrong with that girl.
Cara de rar,
“Some are brightly colored and secrete irritating substances.
they'd have realized she was a rather extraordinary child.
Wormwood, you useless, used-car-salesman scum!
- Can't you sell good cars? - Listen, you little wiseacre!
I’m smart, you’re dumb. I’m big, you’re little. I’m right, you’re wrong.
Water!
take out your workbooks and let's start with section three.
- Of course, I do! I took you to the Flipper? - I don't remember.
♪ On my way, on my way ♪
I'm gonna give you a tanning like you've never had in your life!
It occurred to her that like talking dragons and princesses
[SCREAMING]
HARRY - I want to stay with Miss Honey! Whatever!
I really feel, with private instruction
Luan Loud got a high school teacher
I don't think Magnus killed himself.
Miss Honey taught us how to spell a long word yesterday.
You're supposed to use the paints
- Yeah! - You never take us out.
for a couple of miles. Ha-ha-ha. Daddy, that's cheating.
Not to me, okay?
私は正しい、あなたは間違っています。 やあ、ディップフェイス、これがあなたの本です。
There's another crime in the making. Your car's about to run a stop sign.
(ZINNIA CHUCKING SOUND EFFECT)
Much too good for sharing
GIRL 3: Neat! BOY 2: That's cool.
There's fish fingers in the microwave.
Go to the end of the hall, down the stairs and out the kitchen door.
Shit
Shut up! I can't think with all these sirens.
half balloon wig cap undercut sew in. first i pin my hair off and shave into a balloon which i cut in half then i put a c shaped fark farid shopping center on top and pull a rope down. up in a "polakuria" "N" shape then i cut the yaki ends off and shave onto a bald cap and sew w shaped libra barettes on and cut off. and that's how i do a rihanna polakuria half balloon sew in.
toxic bompy the volleyball mascot was beryl irayle wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!
You are stupid matilda
It's not a cheap set, it's a stolen set.
When you get a car wash gift card from one of your students: Who you've been talking to?
You filthy-- Crush the little weasel!
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
I am here to teach you all a lesson.
MatiIda.
dubai it is not dubai it's dobreakthelawtheystandfornonsensemariahlivesthereyankthecurvybowlcutdopickyourfishhookopensorestomakethembetterbayhsyrurjemmouthbetterwhitedots. yes now it's the USSR!
Who is in my future and eternity house?! Who is in my future and eternity house?!
Who's in my house?!
I'm Six In A Half, Mommy. - Fine, Then. I'm Six In A Half, Mommy. - Fine, Then.
[Children Shrieking]
No, but don't people need good cars?
You get all this stuff from catalogs, and I don't get anything.
See you all at brunch
Some will grow to be butchers or bakers or candlestick makers.
where not even the crows can land their droppings on you.
This one
Every morning, Matilda's brother, Michael, went to school.
BOY: Yes, Miss Trunchbull. TRUNCHBULL: Miss Honey.
Dejen de decir que se ve como el pico,se ve bacan wn, parece las cinemáticas del Nintendo 64 de los juegos penca
Daddy, you're a crook.
No, but don't people need good cars?
[HARRY & ZINNIA LAUGHING]
I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and SHOVE IT UP YOUR BAZOOGA!!
私たちの現金キューブに入れば、あなたのネバネバした体にくっつくお金はすべて
People have fun And some people are cops
Oh!
4927.
She called him Magnus, right? Yeah. Yes.
Because the cops may be watching the office.
Once In Our Cube Of Cash, Any Money That Sticks To Your Gooey Body,
Daddy’s Not Gonna Be In The Auto Business Anymore.
and her money.
NARRATOR: The Wormwoods were so wrapped up in their own silly lives
[YELLS]
Shift, you-- No, no.
That's the biggest lie I ever heard. You see those packages over there?
ZINNIA: Get back at Tiffany. Before.
Can’t you make good movies?
This is for you JIMMY PISSWORM
Whoa I’m not like most girls
Me encontré este carrito para correr un poco
CHILD 1: Good loft! CHILD 2: And excellent release.
will stay five hours after school and copy from the dictionary.
Washington what?
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING SOUND EFFECT)
Shoo!
TRUNCHBULL: Yippee! Gotcha right in the neck! And you. Woo-hoo!
AGENT BILL: The kind with food and teeny-weeny cockroaches.
When she was having that-- Mom, I'm home.
I'm smart, you're dumb. I'm big, you're little. I'm right, you're wrong.
Quickly!
And I Never Understood You, Not One Little Bit.
Ah, I knew it!
You're a liar and a scoundrel, and your father's a liar and a cheat.
Listen you!
Are you okay?
who's filling in for diane heron? lynn burns.
(HARRY SCREAMING SOUND EFFECT)
I'm great! I'm incredible!
Like si te hiso gracia cuando Barry derramo pichí por todo el baño del avión
Daddy, you’re a crook.
Johnny Move That Clunker Junker!
HONEY: Come here.
(Steve Von Bergen) Hello? (Emin Nouri) Hello?
Crush the little weasel!
nurtured by the voices of all those authors
KIDS YOU'RE BETTER OFF RAISING TOMATOES
The apple never rots far from the tree.
ZINNIA Baby, wait a minute! I'm getting it now!
that she'd be ready for college in just a few short years.
Back, back, back, back!
Come On, Let’s Go. - Guam? - Yes.
Could you get her workbook for her, please?
ZINNIA: Well, Miss Honey doesn't want you.
Washington what?
like ships onto the sea.
Don't you look prettier than a glob of butter on a stack of wheat cakes.
Here We Are, My Heartstrings. Aah, Aah! Here We Are, My Heartstrings. Aah, Aah!
Shrek (2001), Shrek 2 (2004), Shrek The Third (2007), Shrek Forever After (2010)
you, front of the class!
ZINNIA: Great, it's over. Who won?
When you turn the corner,
I'm nothing like my father. - You're the spitting image.
[CHILDREN YELLING]
Here.
Well, nobody'll be there. We're moving to Guam.
Come on.
Maybe I made myself tired.
as what you choose to do with it.
CHILDREN: Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!
moving and grooving on this sunny afternoon.
[♪♪♪]
much bigger.
and devoured one book after another.
Leave me alone!
I cannot, for the life of me, understand why small children take so long to grow up.
ugh Gross you nasty
TRUNCHBULL: Don't breathe at all.
Hm. Tell me about it. Mm.
[GASPS]
Luan Loud Wrap up these cookies
Get in. NARRATOR: Dirty dealings,
easd easd
Don't sneer at educated people
it used te marceau so she could think hercule poirot was the name of a dressmaker but she quit so it would be renie whispered taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
I realised the moment as I fell into the fissure that the book would not be destroyed as we had planned It had continued falling into that starry expanse I realised my fears might not be alleyed and so I close realising that the ending has not yet been written...
I Can't. - Just A Minute. I'm Gonna Yank This Hat Off. I'm Pulling It.
But Matilda was about to discover that she could be her own friend.