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Burns is hurt. He's on the ropes, ladies and gentlemen.
it used to be emilda muzonda resign and say "i don't like kira i'm resigning and not coming back i'm desiding to resign!" but she quit so it would be gillian southam taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
♪ I would like to reach out my hand ♪
...that is a promise. "
Somebody's gotta teach her a lesson. I know.
who's filling in for ashley gallagher? julianne bowyer.
An Albers…??? …glad I never was one…
[engine sputtering, revving]
..
All You Have To Do Is Sign Them. - I’ll Be An Only Child Again. - Shut Up! I Can’t Think With All These Sirens.
♪ Tell you a story Happened long time ago ♪
For being a smart aleck.
TRUNCHBULL: Run, run, run. Faster! Get in.
I'm not paying it. What are they gonna do, repossess the kid?
What is that supposed to mean? Give me that hat!
I Didn't Do It, I Swear.
Now, eat it!
Shut Your Light On. - Bummer.
[Trunchbull] How could you keep going, you useless, flaming car?!
Later, OK? Bye, Daddy.
And The Walls Have Broken Glass And Nails Sticking Out. And The Walls Have Broken Glass And Nails Sticking Out.
have a marshmallow. Have another marshmallow, dip-face!
[CLOCK cum/nus]
HARRY: What a waste of time. ZINNIA: And painful.
HONEY & MATILDA: Javelin.
You Never Take Us Out.
you don't let me talk to people! i am in a cage harry!
(CAB SPILTS BEING SMASHED TO ACCORD)
I was 6 in August. You're a liar.
Yes, Miss Honey. You can sit down.
I've Often Thought About It, But I Can't Abandon My Children.
then put hands in a handy handbag chop up cooked hands and rub and eat then chop! then put hand tortettes in the oven for 89999345 degrees then chop up vegatable hands vomit and chop hands again and eat with blood hand tomato sauce!
Tsk. No, I Can't Do That. - Calm Down, Miss Honey. Really.
Harry, I won! I won!
[LAUGHING]
because I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong and there's nothing you can do about it.
and flowers and swings.
[ALL CONTINUE CHANTING AND CHEERING]
Are You Ready To Get Sticky With Mickey?
jayne masksarentmandatoryanymorelleyley! jayne masksarentmandatorylleyley!
I love that show.
Yell at me, ok
Sit!
Luan Loud look at the TV
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
[♪♪♪]
without having to wade through a convention of male strippers!
Mine are driving me crazy.
I'm sure that box is full of stolen car parts.
After the first line
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Why are all these women married?
Who is it? Some teacher.
There's nothin' you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.
Out of the question. Who would be here to sign for the packages?
You are stupid matilda My name is matildaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
It's all right, Matilda.
TShaR all day.
I still don't see how you glued your hat on, Harry.
The library.
BOY: She wouldn't give him cake.
I'M THE MAP IM THE MAP HES THE MAP HES THE MAP IM THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP HIT THE DANCE FLOOR HIT THE DANCE FLOOR HIT THE DANCE FLOOR HIT THE DANCE FLOOR
or coincidence? She didn't know,
masassa
Too bad toad! Loser
[WHIMPERING]
I’d Be Happy To Walk Her Home.
who's filling in for keriana reedy? britney jefferies.
I mean, take a look at you and me.
[CHUCKLES]
Luan Loud screaming
My word is my law! You understand?! Law!
Treasures? Photographs of my mother and father,
Harry, Take Your Hat Off.
Now
Stop fighting me with Cecelia Mike
Confess!
We don't give money. We don't like charities. We don't buy raffle tickets.
[SIGHS]
which way is we don't need to worry about the salvos malaga julie white's? (point to altair close) that way!
He meant to say, When a child is bad.
Look, I don't have time for all future and eternity these legalities!. Look, I don't have time for all future and eternity these legalities!.
Washington what?!!!
EVIL DAILYN, HOW DARE YOU GO TO THE AMC THEATER TO SEE DAILYN & FRIENDS THATS IT,YOURE GROUNDED FOR 5 WEEKS,GO TO BED NOW
[GRUNTING]
No, it's mostly for scare.
I'll say.
Don't Sneer At Educated People, Mr. Wormwood. Don't Sneer At Educated People, Mr. Wormwood.
[YELLS]
Tales Of Symphonia Orphans Of The Oryuk
(RASPBERRY BLOWING SOUND EFFECT)
Wormwood, you useless, used-car-salesman scum!
[FOOTSTEPS]
HARRY: We missed it? [WHISPERING] Tomorrow.
Go On, Get In.
-Harry, I have won, I have won!
Can you service me? HARRY: In a manner of speaking, yes.
I’m Right, You’re Wrong. - Hey, Dip-Face, Here’s Your Book. You’re A Wormwood. It’s Time You Started Acting Like One!
Favourite movies of all time.
there something wrong with Luan Loud
Wow! Hey, you guys, look at this.
Then beat it. We're watching TV.
The Telex machine is kept so clean And it types to a waiting world Her mother feels so shocked, father's world is rocked And their thoughts turn to their own little girl Sweet sixteen, ain't that peachy keen Now it ain't so neat to admit defeat They can see no reasons 'Cause there are no reasons
Here. - Thanks.
CHILDREN: Yes, Miss Trunchbull. Sir.
[CHILDREN SHRIEK]
Everything, but lately I've been reading Darles Chickens.
who owns this disgusting ribbon
Yeah, and we gotta beat the speedboat salesmen to the airport.
grine grine just grind those grillerettes grillian southam! yup on the way dear! geeeeeeehhhhhillllllll! goppysockyl all grinded!
The distance the shot put goes depends upon the effort you put into it.
You didn't like the choky, did you?
toxic cheryl de coursey was bohouooa bouoohiwoeyouopering toxiinmiles boohupvideo's boawpstralia's bowpies boup b ohooumvideoshowashow boohkkiooohpa's bofibibibib blounge boohllupper wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
Sit down, you squirming worm of vomit!
This is filth! Trash! Here! It's not mine! It's a library book!
People don't buy a car, they buy me.
My teacher lets me do sixth-grade work. Look.
Llegara a hacer caca? Caca?
Matilda Staring At Her Innocently And The Trunchbull Mad After Drinking Newt Water
The apple never rots far from the tree. Now Entering Chokey
that they barely noticed they had a daughter.
Well, I Did Not Glue My Hat To My Head. - Of Course You Did. - No, You Didn't.
Get out! Get away from our taxes
Material that I didn't see until my second year of college.
[♪♪♪]
Uh-huh. Well, since you're an educator, I'm gonna make you a great deal.
No, there is no problem.
Junkyard Fodder
We Are Eating Dinner And Watching TV. We Are Eating Dinner And Watching TV.
Matilda
Yes, Please. - Okay.
Out of the question. Who would be here to sign for packages?
[HARRY COUGHING AND GRUNTING]
Oh yeah?! Well a man is entitled to come and find dinner on the table!
No. - Yes.
Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad.
who's filling in for amy winehouse? ashley gallagher.
to enter someone's home without their permission?
oh yeah?!? well a man is entitled to come home and find dinner on the table!
[BOY 1 CONTINUES WHOOPING]
Sometimes in life, horrible and unexplainable things happen.
Hey a hot tub and swimming pool Why you doing here back yard
I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS
You do believe me, don't you?
toxic cheryl de coursey was bohoupopana bowpanarsh bohookaffamus's fatashion bowookhkkmupooo booiiouoioweyououpering bohoweyououpering bawped bohpa bawpm bolulmkho bohooeiisobohp wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
Washington what?!
cuando indicaban la hora csm que tiempos
Useless, flaming car!
NARRATOR: Matilda already knew that she was somewhat different from her family.
We really should weld these bumpers on,
will stay five hours after school and copy from the dictionary. Five hours?
Shit
is 1 in which there are no children at all.
Dinner time is family time!
george i'm not a dipface! oh sorry faye i didn't know i was calling you that. boing that's better.
-What? -This is illegal.
Here we are, my heartstrings. Aah!
TRUNCHBULL: Wormwood, you useless, used-car-salesman scum!
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MS. TRUNCHBULL Get inside, you festering ball of pus!
4-9-2-7.
Get Up!
Saved by the bell.
CHILDREN: Good morning, Miss Trunchbull.
Hello?
The Hat Shrunk, The Fibers Fused To My Hair. Ow.
Well Nobody Will Be There. We're Moving To Guam! Well Nobody Will Be There. We're Moving To Guam!