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HONEY: Teatime.
I’m right and your’re wrong and and if you don’t like it you’ll go in the chokey
No way. They gotta be implants.
Aah!
A porcupine's heart beats 300 times a minute.
[♪ Rusted Root: Send Me On My Way]
I like a joke as well as the next fat person.
Independent womenz be like..
If you're being smart with me, young lady, you're going to be punished.
you are about to... just jewish shiendalin!
[YELLS]
The new agency night staff
Come on, move, you piece of junkyard fodder.
Lavender.
You better stop eating all of these zucchini and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these onions and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these garlics and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these zucchini and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these onions and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these garlics and tomatoes!
Matilda, you know how to multiply big numbers?
[SCREAMING]
NARRATOR: Everyone is born,
The Trunchbull likes to snap a whip in there to see who's trying to hide.
#SNIFFING
How about letting me handle that camera for a while?
Form a line across the room! Quickly! Run, run, run! Don't keep me waiting.
Oh my goodness! It's a rabbit. This is disgusting!
me when theres no cola and my coworker has cola on them
The end is happier.
Would anyone like to demonstrate?
Destroyer mains seeing all the new yamato
Now, that's liking into your my life. They're like explanation.
You better behave in the group
You were born into a family that doesn't always appreciate you,
You interested in time-share? Get out of here.
Give up? Ha-ha-ha.
You're very brave, Miss Honey.
Two times nine is? CHILDREN: Eighteen.
こんなに読むのはもう飽きた! あなたはよもぎです、よもぎのように行動し始めます!
HARRY There's no way out. Make a u-turn.
Look, Miss Snit.
Now, go watch TV like a good kid.
[PLAYING]
I can't even remember any the flipper! - The fish joint.
Look, whatever it is, she's your problem now.
When a person is bad, that person has to be taught a lesson.
Ha-ha-ha. So he came home with $2000 cash
Ever you saw Spider-Man homecoming Hershey small Lakers poops and buffalo diarrhea
That would be wonderful.
I'm nothing like my father. You're the spitting image.
When life gives you Aquarius’s Make lemons
I'll be watching you, each and every one.
Single ladies be like..
AGENT BOB: You know how to use it?
Oh, my God.
Excuse me can I have to poop Yes
One night, she got up her courage
You better stop eating all of these bananas, apples and guavas!
Hiyah. Whack to the belly! A smack to the face. Another smack to the face!
The second one cost $512. Mm-hm.
Do you deny it?
and the good of those putrescent little children!
The young woman is you.
Hey, dip-face,
You've gotta be kidding. Uh-uh.
Aaah! Aaah!
[GASPING]
Washington what?!!!
In This Classroom, In This School, I Am God! In This Classroom, In This School, I Am God!
When I left my home, Aunt Trunchbull's home,
I'd be happy to walk her home.
it used to be nadia amelia ln off and just feel indian curry seen premitions with a vodafone balloon but she quit so it would be jorge dumpster taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
I need a car. Inexpensive, but reliable. Can you service me?
Here we go.
Dinner Time Is Family Time! What Is This Trash You Are Reading? Dinner Time Is Family Time! What Is This Trash You Are Reading?
And what Matilda had in mind was nothing short of heroic.
Luan Loud go watch TV
HONEY: No one knows.
I don’t have a baba on my head! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
No More Miss Nice Girl. No More Miss Nice Girl.
Luan Loud get out off the street
menos mal que no djieron completo "no le pares" en venezuela ya que seria "no le pares bola" y sonaria raro para otros xd
I'm fukkin fed up with all this dumb ass reading and shit You're a goddamn Chicken Brain, you start fukkin acting like one goddamnit
Put away the art projects. Put away anything colorful.
Tallyho!
Hey! Are you being smart with me? If you're being smart with me, young lady, you're going to be punished.
Hop to Hippity hop!
Eso le pasa por hacerme enojar
HONEY: Come on, come on.
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
Matilda.
MAN Producers are not liable for any skin irritation that may result from playing our game!
[TRUNCHBULL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]
Then Beat It. We're Watching TV.
If you became ill, heaven forbid,
It's called Moby Dick, by Herman Melville.
Of course, Matilda was a frequent visitor.
I think I've got them down. Watch this.
NARRATOR: So she bought a little time for her dad to come to his senses.
Yes.
Yes!
So regardless of what Crunchem Hall looked like,
Hey a hot toub
When it's Mother's Day and your kids are being bad
What? - This is illegal. What? - This is illegal.
Well, I'm going to die today!
DePaul Prep be like...
Stand up, you villainous sack of goat slime! You did this.
It is said that we humans use only a tiny portion of our brains.
Some years ago, never mind how long precisely,
Whoa…I feel WERID… I’m not like those other girls
Here. Thanks.
(MUSIC PLAYING SOUND EFFECT)
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Are you win in this family?
Get insider
toxic alison fanderlinden was beryl ireallyiiriieeocooryle wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
Lovekins, where's my breakfast?
No, thank you. I'm sure I can manage.
Which is why I personally take such pride in my appearance.
Watch the speedometer.
en la pader y anos despues
Sit down, Bog.
I'm not paying to see it. What will happen next? No sequels? Marketing/commercialism? My best guess is they won't make any money.
DBC! If Matilda can do it, so can you!
When my dad says I can't live with my best friend
Let me see the money. Never mind.
Oh, sweetheart, don't let Miss Trunchbull make you feel that way.
Oh, My God.
Angry monster on the lose Omg this is a U rated film!
You! I didn't move.
[♪♪♪]
I knew it!
From Now On, This Family Does Exactly What I Say, When, Exactly When, I Say It! - Here's Your Hat, Harry. - Give Me That. And Right Now, We Are Eating Dinner And Watching TV.
I'm Matilda. Lavender.
General grant what?!
and children.
20 years ago, we could turn the numbers back by hand. But--
frances bain and kerry provost. michael provost and frances lavelle.
Where's Lissy Doll? Upstairs.
You chose books. I chose looks.
I'm smart, you're dumb. I'm big, you're little. I'm right, you're wrong.
Dad? What do you want?!?
[♪♪♪]
An Albers? Glad I never was one…
Mickey mouse clubhouse Lol
Who You Been Talking To? - Uh, Nobody.
Кидаете в этого долбоёба Что вы
That is a promise!
And worst of all, when the girl was 5, her father died.
All you have to do is sign them. I'll be an only child again.
Nadie te pregunto rana
When people are trying to show off
[♪♪♪]
I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and shove it up your bazooga!
Quiet.
Give me the cookies.
HARRY I can't take it off!
On May See You On May Tell You To Run
I didn't do it.. Crush you and doin' little twit. Toh.
“Any of the small semiaquatic salamanders from the genus Triturus.
he’s got money in banks all over this house and does he give a dick?
[CLATTERING]
Do you make money? Do you have a job?
It’s Poison. Something’s Up.
Shut Up! I Can't Think With All These Sirens.
Take care of yourself, and be a good girl, okay?
I'll be out there in a minute.
Get in the car.
Though it caused her great pain...
she'd have to get herself.
MATILDA: Poor kitty.
Get Real Sticky And Get Cash For Free.
but it was precisely Harry's ranting and raving
Matilda
Yes, I know what caveat emptor means, you lowlife liar!
- Give me the cookies. - Here.
Pucha barry. -saaaajajaja, que es quemao jajaja. saaaajajaja, que es quemao jajaja.
I’m 6 and a half mommy
She didn't know.
Feel my heart.
Definitely. - Isn’t that dangerous?
My hair?
TRUNCHBULL: Get inside. Inside! Quickly, run!
When she finished all the children's books,
Get out of the street, you little dodos.
hbb bbb
[♪♪♪]
Who is this?
Are you ready to get sticky with Mickey?