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Mickey mouse clubhouse Lol
[♪♪♪]
Me My soul
Morning, Miss Trunchbull.
Wow. Cool. I didn't know I could do that.
You Found That Comb In The Bouillabaisse.
would little Brucey come up here, please?!
POI HAN HÃN
I scooped these up for you, Miss Honey.
Just a minute. I'm gonna yank this hat off. I'm pulling it.
Luan Loud Babe
Her father was a doctor,
who's filling in for frances provost? will kirkwood.
I'm right, you're wrong. Hey, dip-face, here's your book.
How Much?
But the girl's aunt was a mean person who treated the girl very badly.
NARRATOR: With the FBI watching her father
Mm...
You better stop eating all of these zucchini and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these onions and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these garlics and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these zucchini and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these onions and tomatoes! You better stop eating all of these garlics and tomatoes!
And Right Now,
Miss Honey moved back into her father's house.
Harry, take your hat off.
who's filling in for josephine green? rardie niccolls.
(GROANING SOUND EFFECT)
I’m Matilda Lavender
BOY, TRUNCHBULL - Miss Honey. Yes, Miss Trunchbull.
I was supposed to start school in September. You wouldn't listen.
NARRATOR: Having power isn't nearly as important
Luan Loud hit a double bingo
What car? Sued by who? Who you been talking to?
Mr. Wormwood, if you think watching some rotten TV show
Someone like the kind, courageous people in her books.
Man i’m fucking bored
well nobody will be in guam come on let's go. where are we going wangfujing. no excuses! paid through NDIS! have a good time!
PU PU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NARRATOR: And doing, perhaps, the first decent thing they ever did for their daughter,
You're a little cheat. You saw the paper.
Almost got you.
Shh, shh, shh, Shh.
Who is in thy future and eternity house?! Who is in thy future and eternity house?!
No.
I Want Respect, And I Want It Now!
Only when they deserved it, of course.
Moby what?!? This is filth, trash! Here. - It's Not Mine! It's a Library Book. Moby what?!? This is filth, trash! Here. - It's Not Mine! It's a Library Book.
Miss Trunchbull:
Do you know why I told you this? No.
No more Miss Nice Girl
Se supone que los empleados de McDonald's vinieron a reemplazar las empleadas del Burger Shot
Transmission.
[ZINNIA SCREAMING]
What is it, Lavender? A frog!
They were left out for the world to see because you weren't here to take them in.
Are you in this family?
I'll come in and pound your miserable hide!
Much Too Good For Children.
Get that off of me!
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
And hold the newt.
Oh, no, no. We'll have everything we need. Don't worry.
Yeah!
George you're a Wormwood you start acting like one! Sit up and look at the TV! Ahhhhh! The fibers fused to my head! I still don't see how you glued your hat on George.
This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter,
You look like you enjoyed that, Brucey.
She's reading material that I-- Want one?
Oh, yeah, huh? Well, uh-- - My school is a model of discipline.
Please get a water pitcher. But Miss Honey--
So I'd like you to be especially nice to Matilda and make her feel welcome, all right?
oh yeah?!? well a man is entitled to come home and find dinner on the table!
Shot put, Javelin… HAMMER TOE
Well, it was really great.
ITS NOT MINE ITS A LIBRARY BOOK
Who owns a disgusting ribbon,
I will get you like you got me.
That's where Miss Trunchbull lives.
Se parece mucho al McDonald's
I Can't. - This Is A Nice Place.
Oh, yeah, huh? Well, uh-- My school is a model of discipline.
I think there's something wrong with Luan Loud
Now, give us a big loud roar. Mr. Waternoose, there's no time for this. Come on, what are you waiting for? Roar. But, But, Sir. ROAR!
I hit the double bingo! Aah!
There's a sucker born every minute. We're gonna take them for all they got.
LUAN LOUD
What? - This is illegal.
[CLICKS]
Now, we're gonna believe this... they're like explanation.
kiss my ass
Should we go inside and have tea and cookies?
it was a rare, happy moment when Matilda could just play with her friends.
Eek
And the walls have broken glass and nails sticking out.
Sherri Hit the double Bingo!
After the frist line
We can't leave valuable packages sitting out on the doorstep.
Oh, yes, I love to read.
Mm-mm.
Narrator: The father gets mad at people
I want you around here now, WITH ANOTHER COW!
ZINNIA: He's standing in the middle of the ring because it's over.
All Right, That's Enough. Let's Get Sticky!
Put your light on!
Definitely.
♪ You know what they say About the young ♪
I love it here. I love my school. It isn't fair.
I'll be watching you, all of you,
BYE.. .
We are eating dinner And watching The Sword in the Stone
Silence!
Person..?
el gringo qlo abrio la puerta al otro lado de la perilla sin romperla...
Mmm!
Out.
Can You Just Bath For Me Leave Me Alone Stop Talking Though Out This Time
Have A Marshmallow. Have Another Marshmallow, Dip-Face!
Luan Loud is terrorising her school
No wonder it's a lifeside of us. The Tigermann Man always
I'm Fed Up With All This Reading! You're A Wormwood, It's Time You Started Acting Like One! Sit Up And Look At The TV. I'm Fed Up With All This Reading. You're A Wormwood, It's Time You Started Acting Like One! Sit Up And Look At The TV.
Dad? What do you want?
[CHILDREN GASP]
The sawdust quiets the gears, and lets the engine run as sweet as a nut ... for a couple of miles.
Babyface, I'm starved!
[screaming]
poop
(Creaking Continues)
George we'll just chop Marley up and sell her paintings George we'll just electroucute Marley onto the freeway and leave her behind
No.
is one in which there are no children at all.
what!?!?!?
Dinner time is family time. Put that book down and start acting like you're in this family.
Had they paid any attention to her at all,
Shouldn't we hide or something? Yeah. Yeah, go.
Adopt me, Miss Honey. You can adopt me.
We are eating dinner And watching the lion king
[SHRIEKS]
Miss Trunchbull, May I--? - No, you may not.
What lesson?
Because she's a spectacularly wonderful child, and I love her.
Answer: Matilda!
MATILDA: Whoever painted the Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach.
Shouldn't we have a search warrant to do this?
Could you repeat the last one--? $10,265.
I can't. This is a nice place.
There's Nothing You Can Get From A Book That You Can't Get From A Television Faster.
Welcome back my heartstrings!
Now, you all remember how scary your first days at school were.
And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all.
Drawn The Painted Tower
Do you make money? Do you have a job?
One of the odd things about life is sometimes you can do something
Apple never rots from the tree! James Gandolfini Italy
Days of the week of spy kids 1 2 3 on DVD and Blu-ray I either have to call the police to get the new spy kids toy from the farm Pounds
I’m right, you’re wrong, I’m in the ref And you can go in the foul chokey
There's A Sucker Born Every Minute. We're Gonna Take Them For All They Got. There's A Sucker Born Every Minute. We're Gonna Take Them For All They Got.
Well, I think she might be happier in an older and more advanced class.
Two times four is? CHILDREN: Eight.
Change those socks! Too pink.
A book? What do you want a book for?
Crush the little weseal!!
Others take a less emotional approach.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Being rich in school be like
You're Pulling The Skin! - You're Such A Baby! Stop It! - No!
Did you know that the heart of a mouse beats at the rate of 650 times a minute?
They're all filthy nasty things. Glad I never was one.
[GRUNTING]
In this classroom, in this school, I am God!
No, she'd notice.
Can't you sell good cars, Dad?
It's gonna be okay, I promise.
Today we diddle the customer.
who's filling in for rebecca gallagher? tarriot ong.
Give my...
when you skip merrily to lunch,
would little Bruce’s come up Here, please?!
Don't even breathe loudly.
Come out and fight like a man!
was one of those remarkable people
Oh, my.