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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.6s
Okay? Now, from what I know about you...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1s
Now, granted...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.6s
...and we're out of time.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.7s
The intellect, represented here...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.9s
It's from all that smoke.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.5s
Jackie. Jackie, you did it. We're rich.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.4s
A simple joke from a simple man.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.2s
Well, unfortunately, Mr. Amiry, from the Bronx Zoo....
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
5s
Well, he started feeding it crickets, and the children just love him...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.8s
So now we can, you know.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.9s
Well, Mrs. Wilkie from the tobacco company called me.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.9s
I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.5s
...you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
-It's not complicated. -Now, who are you again?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
...and now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.6s
-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.6s
But now, no sex, it's like a garbage strike.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.9s
...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.8s
Jerry, so nice of you to come down here.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4s
-Oh, there's a doctor right here. -No, there's not.
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