So thank you for the dirty eyes, gents!

There's a big fat payoff going on right before my eyes.

Actually, I just had an eye examination and my pupils are dilated.

I'll thank you to keep your eyes off the many bulges in my pants.

Well, then it's about time that they hired somebody with a burning desire to put their face up close to food and say, hey, what's in there?

I have seen things in here that make my eyes want to pop out of their sockets, run down my face, and hide in my back pants pockets.

And sir, I don't have any back pants pockets, which means my eyes would fall on the floor, and that would be a nightmare, because the floor is filthy!