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[duck quacking]
Fly!
The minute I see that Gilligan, I'm gonna fill him full of gold.
Without a martini.
We'll tie a message to his leg, right?
Gilligan, you were wonderful.
- Thanks, Gilligan. - Yeah.
- All set. - Yeah.
Hold him still, Gilligan, while I attach this message.
* The Minnow would be lost *
Look at him. What a beauty!
Message?
Here you go.
Oh, Howell use lead? He-ha, Such a vulgar metal.
* That started from this tropic port *
We may eat the duck after all.
You're not an Everett, you're an Emily.
When the Mayor pinned this badge on my chest
I'm not gonna eat my string beans.
But, think about future Gilligan, you might be killed.
I say, he's fit for frying, not for flying.
* The Skipper brave and sure *
when I get back to Hollywood, I'd be playing boy's parts.
I made him two sacred promises.
Here's a good place, Everett. Yeah, here.
Folks. Let's stop complaining and face up to the facts.
I know what're you up to.
These are the last of the seeds from my healthy plants.
Well, let's go to the clearing.
Calm down. What are you telling us?
And a nice thick slice of tinned ham.
Come on, Gilligan, give him up.
First off, I wouldn't drink when I was on duty.
[duck quacking]
Don't worry Skipper. Only two spoonful's to a customer.
[both screaming]
I'm in sympathy with your cause
and for goodness sake's, stay away from the airplanes.
What a meal! Let's kill him.