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A drunk jackass called "God!"
This is amazing!
A giant boob wearing a suit of money.
He's like the American Bryan Adams.
I had this dog, Sir Scratchawan.
from the moment I broke up with you
God sent those lice to my head
Just the things you love.
Paintings.
That she invited you to a wedding?
it freaked me out.
as we watch him walk barefoot down the aisle
Anyway, they picked a date, so, uh,
I can't believe you ran all the way up here.
I only regret that I have but one giant head
- This sucks. This sucks. -Are you...
from canine/testudine cerebro-xenografts.
When I was a kid,
We're good.
YOUR BRAIN COULD BE ALL FULL OF BLOOD THINK THAT IS GOOD FOR IT?
Go get it! Get it!
I don't want to leave it like this.
No. I changed.
Stella, before you say anything...
I took this cab
who wants Uncle Marshall to get his old job back?
I'm going to go grab some more glue.
It was unprofessional.
Let's skip ahead.
Kids, a super tanker
Hey!
trying to get the big, fake diamond ring.
Longer than I'm proud of, Lily.
So...
What did he say?
I-I said, "I feel awful."
Jeez. Flatter yourself much?
Am I dead?
Well, that's true.
Uh... thanks.
Marshall's my brother, too.
I guess that's pretty much everything you love, right?