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Get the fuck out of the street, you little motherfuck...
I went to the old high school.
I got worried when I didn't see anybody through the windows.
She's a keeper!
And what thanks do I get?
- Kevin. - Right. I know. Stay in school.
Ooh, Canadian! Should I save this for a special occasion?
I'm gonna run a bath.
- Well, it's an all-day meeting. - Oh, bullshit!
What if I had two babies? Would that get me more?
And you know brothers love wings!
Okay, look, you don't have to go back to school today.
and their fucking Beatle-haircuts.
I could just sit there and watch. Yeah, I wouldn't say a word.
Oh, I fucked up.
My room sucks! I got no privacy!
Hell yes, I did! And I resent the question!
Frank, focus.
Here we go again.
Pogo couldn't have blackballed me at all of them.
like bees help flowers grow.
No, I don't. That's a popular misconception!
Come on down, Vic!
Yeah, no more babies in this house.
Because you are all just a bunch of ignorant, small-minded...
I don't think I can do that. It's just not who I am.
The fucking dog has his own house! There's no place for me!
What's going on here? Why is everyone so happy?
You just proved to me that you have what it takes
- Won't make that mistake a fourth time. - Stupid Electric Football.
And if you ever do fuck me,
pulling down some sweet alfalfa.
I shouldn't have taken my bad day out on you.
Real man, my ass. Fucking dick!
- I'll go be a leech. - Yes, but you're my leech.