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Sorry, children. All my funding's been cut.
Principal Victoria, was Eric Cartman called an ass-sucker? Yes or no?
Well, you don't have to worry about me.
Don't answer that!
Mr. Garrison, do you know the definition of sexual harassment?
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of this court that you sexually harassed Pip Philip at school.
unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda.
Oh, my God.
Of course! And so does Mr. Hat! We do not tolerate sexual harassment!
Article 36, section 19.
isn't the best way to explain sexual harassment to children.
Lawsuits damage our society. I know it's tempting to make money,
- Hey, what about that stupid panda? - Yeah, Sexual Harassment Panda.
Don't be nasty says the silly bear
Hey! Eight-year-old!
And the way his eyes kept looking at me.
Oh, right. We certainly can't afford him any more.
THAT MAKES ME A SAD PANDA
And that makes me a sad panda
it is the judgment of this court that South Park Elementary
We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.
It's because you're a Sexual Harassment Panda.
Yeah, well, whatever. So, let's not sue anyone again.
but just remember, that money has to come from somewhere
That can burn your retinas and make you blind.
But that place is for loser mascots that make no sense.
Sexual Harassment Panda
Oh, well, I'll just take that then. And what about this?